Smithee Awards
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I am full of tinier men! And women! Jones Soda! And Vegemite....
Uomo
35 anni
Stati Uniti
Ultimo accesso: 03.12.2009
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Smithee Awards: Interessi
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| Generale | Movies!
Movies!
Movies!
...and the comedy stylings of Fred Olen Ray. | | Musica | La la la, la la lala. La la la, la la lala. When Buddha winks his eye eye eye.... It doesn't have to hurt to eat your cigarettes. Big Gus, what's the fuss? Tivoli Nights! | | Film | Yes, please!
My favorites? So glad you asked. Here are 17, in chronological ordure.
Star Crash, The Lost Idol, Manos: The Hands of Fate, Santa Claus, Hercules.
Space Ninja: Swords of the Space Ark, Basket Case 2, Back From Hell, Rana, Queen of the Amazon, Ninja Thunderbolt.
The Mighty Peking Man, Zombie Lake, Deadly Life of a Ninja, Roller Blade, Guns of El Chupacabra.
Catman in Lethal Track, Metallica, Troll 2.
So far. | | Televisione | The old Hercules, with Kevin Sorbo. The old Dr. Strange TV movie. The less-old Nick Fury, Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. TV movie. The light of my nights and the dray of my days, Mystery Science Theater ... 3 000 Pwang! | | Libri | "All I Need To Know About Fillmaking I Learned from The Toxis Avenger," Lloyd Kauffman.
"Adolf Hitler: My Role in His Defeat," Spike Milligan.
Anything written by Daniel Pinkwater under any circumstances ever, but especially the Snarkout books. | | Eroi | Hero? It's a nice-boy notion that the real world's gonna destroy. You know it's a Marvel comic book Saturday matinee fairy tale, boy. (--Steve Taylor) |
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Smithee Awards: Dettagli
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| Stato: | Single | | Segno zodiacale: | Gemelli |
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Smithee Awards: Scuole
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University Michigan
Ann Arbor, MI
Diplomato: N/D
Stato studente: Ex alunno
Diploma: None
Major: Film (BS)
Materia secondaria: Culinary
Associazioni: none that would have me as a member
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Smithee Awards: parlo di me |
Chi sono:
I am an awards ceremony which celebrates all the badness of bad movies (or if you prefer "the B-ness of B-movies"). I am not a tool for exploring the meaning of Fitzcarraldo or sitting through Caligula Reincarnated as Hitler and feeling like shooting yourself afterwards. I say to you, no! I am instead for celebrating the solar-powered underwater Nazi zombies of Shock Waves, or the Imperial Battleship's time-halting ray of Star Crash, even the incomparable acting of Myra Chason in The Lost Idol. In short, I am for having fun at.
I meet the public formally thrice a year (one in Northampton, Mass. (new! smaller! improved? not so much), at Smith College's ConBust, once in Ann Arbor, typically in April, once in Columbus at the Origins Game Convention), and informally a few other times here and there. In Ann Arbor (and to a lesser extent Noho), I am accompanied by Unhealthy Snacks. In Columbus, I am larger (bloated), and therefore louder. In either case, I qualify as both pathology and fetish. I should only be attended by those who are allowed to watch R-rated movies.
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Mi piacerebbe conoscere:
Marjoe Gortner. Myra Chason. Pamela Sutch. Scott Shaw. Robert Z'dar. Any of the women from Zombie Lake. Godfrey Ho. Warwick Davis. Traci Lords. John Waters. Joe Estevez. David Heavener. The list just goes on, and on, and on....
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Smithee Awards ha 34 amici.
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