Smokey

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All Hail Smokey

  • Uncle Ruckus

  • 25 / Male
  • Rocklin, US
  • Last Login: 12/24/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Art. I enjoy the hell out of art. All forms of it. Culinary, Spiritual, Sensual, Musical; if it's creative, i am interested in it. Personally, i am partial to the comic type art, manga and such, but you can't create a masterpiece without an equally enthralling soundtrack. Smokey is a HUGE gamer. Been a gamin' since i was a wee smokey. I own a Nintendo, Super Nintendo (but i dunno where it is), Sega Genesis, N64, PS1, three PS2, 2 Gamecubes, an Xbox, 2 PSPs, a Gameboy color, three Gameboy advanced Sps and a PS3. yeah. I play mostly RPGs, Final Fantasy VII being my all time favorite game, ever. Persona 3 is a close second and in a distant third, i'd have to say Persona 4. I enjoy the hell out of Sonic the Hedgehog but just the 16 bit games, after that, they got lame. obviously, being black and from the ghetto, i play Madden. Poorly. but i redeem myself with NBA Live. I beast on cats in that. Also, i play Tekken. Very well. For years. I'll rape anyone with Setve, Hworang or Lili. it's just the way of the universe.
  • Music

    I listen to a little bit of everything, not so much hip hop though. hip hop is dead. i can't turn on the radio without being bombarded by macho n*gga-bravado about selling rocks and skeeting on b*tches. This speaks volumes for our present state as a society. Personally, I'm too old for that sh*t. F*ck lil wayne and his bullsh*t flow. My favorite band is the Killers. They are next to godliness. The way they arrange their records, those seething drums in the background and, yes, Brandon Flower's Freddy Mercury-esque vocals all congeal into a sublime point of melancholic yet beautiful music so potent you can almost taste it. Other bands i tend to gravitate toward include Linkin Park, The Pistoals (i guarantee you have no idea who these cats are and that's a goddamn shame) Bloc Party, and The Bravery. My favorite rapper IS Kanye West. His down to earth and very much coherent flow is surprisingly conscious of the flaws that the hip hop industry has so readily embraced recently. he is the one rapper that can tread that fine line between the two and never come off as over the top. His flow is full of conceit and self hype but, to be honest, how many cats can you name that eat other rappers on a freestyle then make a simply poectic production to set behind it. Mr. West is, by far, my favorite but there are a few runner ups. Lupe Fiasco, Jay Z, the Might Mos, Eminem (Yes, Eminem. When you get on a record with Jay Z and make him look like a goddamn fool, then you get a f*cking mention) Common, Kudi and MURS are all worth mentioning. Also, a little known fact about Smokey: i am a huge fan of Johnny Cash. the man in Black ain't never let me down.
  • Movies

    My all time favorite movie is Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children but i am a HUGE FF7 fan so i'm super biased. Also, recently a movie i enjoyed as much as, but not more than, Advent; The Dark Knight. f*cking awesome! but, again, i am biased because of the longtime love for Batman. unbiased opinion, the Usual suspects. Greatest movie, ever. Watch it and try and tell me it isn't amazing.
  • Television

    I watch a sh*tload of anime. Tons. Way too many to list but a couple of current faves would be BLEACH (even though the filler is sh*t), To Love-RU, Toradora! and Rosario+Vampire. In regards to regular American TV, i tend to be fond of terrible shows like Family Guy, South park and the Simpsons. i suppose i should lay off the carttons and list a few shows with actual people in them. House (Hugh Laurie is genius in this), 30 Rock, and Supernatural stay on the rotation while Reaper and How i Met Your Mother are occasional favorites. Currently, i find myself enthralled by this new show Fringe. the main chick is lame as an actress but that nutty professor cat is brilliant. Give that man a goddamn Emmy!
  • Books

    Manga. i read a sh*tload of manga. a goddamn assload. WAY too many to list (i personally own 170 separate anthologies and have read easily twice that)but my "it" books are Deadman Wonderland, BLEACH (was SOOOOOOOOOOOO good but has diluted into DBZ-like fighting and power ups), Girls Saurus DX, Onani Master Kurosawa, Claymore, Change 123, No Bra and Fairy Tail, and Saru Lock. Book wise, i read the classics; the Count of Monte Cristo, War of the Worlds, The Portrait of Dorian Gray, etc. modern literature is boring to me but there are exceptions. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest was a brilliance smother in win. Also, 2001 is fantastic. i'm kind of a closet fan of the Potter series but am far from fanatical about it. There fun books to read but ultimately are poor examples of litereature. also, f*ck the Twilight series. i've taken better written sh*ts than those literary abortions.
  • Heroes

    Me. Cuz you ain't got the moxy 5K does.

Details

  • Status: In a Relationship
  • Hometown: Sacramento
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 11" / Average
  • Ethnicity: Black / African descent
  • Religion: Agnostic
  • Zodiac Sign: Virgo
  • Children: Undecided
  • Smoke / Drink: No / No
  • Education: Some college
  • Occupation: Tool.

Schools

  • Kennedy (john F.) High

    • Sacramento,California
    • Graduated: 2002
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    • Major: blah
    • Clubs: meh...
    1998 to 2002

Status and Mood

  • Uncle Ruckus is chock full of that christmas aggression.
    Mood: aggravated aggravated
    Posted 9 hours ago

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About me:

I'm a jerk. I have this ridiculously inflated self image of myself, in my own mind I am legend, and could honestly give a sh*t what anyone else thinks of me. Most people would say i am conceited but i don't believe that, personally. Conceit is the belief you are the better than everyone and that's just not the case with me. I have this unshakable sense of confidence in myself which is probably why i have such a caustic view of society as a whole, but i don't particularly believe myself to be better than one person or another. Until you say something stupid. I bigot on everyone. All creeds, colors, status and views, not because I'm close minded or ignorant, but because i generally find the separatist nature of society disgusting. This insane drive to bunch ourselves into specific groups or demographic, then hate those choices because they found comradeship within is ridiculous. Except for n*ggas. i just flat out have a seething disdain for n*ggas. f*ck n*ggas. Lazy, shiftless, no good n*ggas. N*ggas. I tend to be extremely gruff and to the point, a quality most people don't find too appealing. Honesty can be a hard thing to hear but i am never one to sugar coat my truth. If you are able to do whatever it is you did to be called on, then you should be able to take responsibility for said action. If you can't handle it, that's your problem not mine. Don't project your baggage on me because you can't deal with reality and I'm made of unmitigated awesome. people usually love me or hate me, no in-between. I suppose I have no one to blame for that but myself but I'd have to care more about what people think of me to begin with. I am a staunch supporter of me and very much vocal about it. I am awesome and no one can tell me otherwise. You ain't got the moxy Smokey does.

Who I'd like to meet:

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Comments

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  • Dec 24 2009 12:52 AM

    ima take a semi appropiate one cause that shit makes me look like a little boy and ims a grown ass man!
  • Dec 5 2009 7:20 AM

    Fuck Jesus. Whoa...can I say that on your page?
  • Dec 4 2009 7:31 PM

    I was about to say I don't even drink but my status right now indicates that I had a drink at a bar.
  • Nov 17 2009 11:41 PM

    LMAO ill be sure to remember that last bit. XD

    Thankies Bro! ^_____________^><3 Miss ya tons!
  • Nov 17 2009 7:15 PM

    yump... but I got to make sure this thing with thomas is oficial so I can have dought out there while I look for a job lol
  • Nov 17 2009 7:04 PM

    why you gotta get at me man, lmao
  • Nov 17 2009 6:57 PM

    work and myspace shouldnt mix nigguh
  • Nov 17 2009 6:44 PM

    what up nigguh
  • Nov 16 2009 2:43 AM

    Are you really? My friend and I took an "are you an alcoholic" test at the Getty Villa Museum. It was fun.
  • Nov 14 2009 7:18 PM

    He says that black people don't have money...and if they do they rather spend it on weed. You're a pothead.
  • Nov 6 2009 6:27 AM

    Aren't all black people?
    By the way, I took a picture of a note my boss left for us telling us to be careful with black people.

    It was epic.
  • Oct 30 2009 3:47 AM

    Archibald? Oh. Funny.
  • Oct 30 2009 3:45 AM

    One could always do that.
  • Oct 29 2009 10:24 PM

    delete what shit?
    and the dark circles underneath my eyes are hereditary T.T
  • Oct 26 2009 4:12 AM

    =o
  • Sep 22 2009 7:12 PM

    shit from what i hear you getting pressure to move down south. I like waffle house too, but its not worth moving for.
  • Sep 19 2009 3:53 AM

    what happened to the strip club birthday bash. Im trying to see naked ho's and blame it on your birthday! Tities in your face tittties inyour face NIGGAH! Happy birthday Brah. I aint trying to spoil your day but TDH wanted to wish you a happy birthday also. His benevolence is scary.
  • Sep 12 2009 1:16 AM

    Albaster? Are you sure its not A. Bastard? Just asking TT wants to know why you ducking her? LOL
  • Sep 3 2009 1:59 AM

    those would bust sir
  • Sep 3 2009 12:02 AM

    you should get the black with white stripe shell toes
  • Sep 2 2009 6:28 PM

    a nig nog what type of kicks you bout get
  • Sep 2 2009 6:03 AM

    fasho good looking on that. and yea that is pretty ironic i chuckled on the inside cause it wasnt that funny, but nice attempt
  • Sep 1 2009 6:28 PM

    that shit sucks hella much yo
  • Sep 1 2009 4:51 AM

    Oh i know... just like how movies based on books... the books are better... but my busy ass is lazy XD
  • Aug 31 2009 6:19 AM

    O.o..... im slow on reading manga.. lol it sometimes doesnt keep my attention very long...