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THE ALBUM IS NOW FINISHED! EMAIL @ swampmeat31@yahoo.com OR IM SMOKEY ABOUT ORDERING THE CD FOR ONLY FIVE BUCKS!!!
ALSO IM SMOKEY IF YOU WANT SOME BEATS MADE!!!! ALL ORIGINAL NO SAMPLE CLEARANCE NEEDED!
Scary? Fuck yeah! Smokey promises "sandwiched" will be out Halloween 2006!
Legendary Rapper Smokey McTrees will release his long-awaited debut album "sandwiched" on Oct. 31. The album will features 16 all-new tracks, including new mixes of songs previously available for download on his website, the cleverly-named smokeymctrees.com
"I'm lazy, but I've also spent time producing beats for new up-and coming artists, " the handsome, fat bastard Smokey says, puffing on a stale Black and Mild. "But my main reason for prolonging the album is I want it to be GOOD. Not ok, but GOOD. I'm doing all the work by myself, so I am a control freak."
But what about those new mixes?
"Well, people won't buy my shit if they can steal it. And who can blame them? Stealing music is the American way. Just ask Lars Ulrich. So anyhoo, bitches will be treated to some revamped tracks like a new Froham Funeral and stuff like that. It's like the web stuff is rough mixes but the cd will be straight-up hard ass real shit, son"
So, damn Smokey, it looks like you is finally getting your shit straight on this bitch!
"I needed to set a date for myself. If I didn't i would fuck off and produce more outside shit. Which I love, I love getting my sounds all over the world. But it's my turn to shine, baby! I don't think many muthafuckas have been stupid enough to produce, engineer, write, sing, rap, play every instrument on thier debut. I want to scare people into thinking I'm the shizzy wizzy bugle shits"
FROM THE DARK, CANDLE-LIT BASEMENT IN AN ABANDONED CRACK HOUSE IN THE PROJECTS, COMES A MAJOR NEW FORCE IN ALTERNATIVE HIP-HOP AND DANCE MUSIC...
q: Smokey, are you really 6'9" with a flat behind?
A: Yeah, man
Q: When's the album coming out man?
A:This year! I promise. In the meantime look for me on mixtapes or some shit....I got the innernet goin' nuts. Or busting nuts. Whatever.
Q: How can I represent being down?
A: Well, bitches, go to www.smokeymctrees.com and join the forum. Post whatever, send me your music, whatever. I support all musicians, cause maybe we can get in this game trogether, man.
Q: Smokey, where can I buy some fly-ass Smokey gear?
A: Ha! Go to:
http://www.cafepress.com/smokeymctrees Smokey's Swag Shop
and git yo' items. Much, much more to come, and email Smokey if you want to see something...maybe he can customize...maybe.
I'm da Big Boss from the North, I will talk the shit...
The LP is coming this Halloween. Word. Seriously. So keep your peeps peeped while I seep your seed
SUPPORT ALL MUSIC AND MUSICIANS for without music we would be dead...or at least really, really bored....
www.smokeymctrees.com
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