Joe Robinson
"You must be thinking of someone else. I sell semiconductors. "

Male
39 years old
CROFTON, MARYLAND
United States



Last Login:7/20/2008
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    Joe Robinson's Interests
GeneralLike every man I only like to talk about the following subjects: Movies, music, TV, gambling, women, stuff that happened to me in the past and one wildcard (In my case comedy).
MusicNo one reads these so here are the highlights: My Favorite from each decade: 50's Hank Williams edging Buddy Holly 60's The Who 70's Queen 80's The Smiths 90's Cake 00's Tenacious D There is no doubt that the 70's is the greatest decade musically. No doubt the 80's is the worst.
MoviesI'll only do comedies as to not bore the hell out of the reader. My favorite movies are usually the results of what I saw last and loved. My current favorite comedy is "Napoleon Dynamite". I don't remember laughing harder. Other comedies still worth seeing: -The Jerk -Being There -Bottle Rocket -Rushmore -Office Space -Dumb and Dumber -Tootsie -Annie Hall -The Graduate -Groundhog Day -American Splendor I'm sure there are others. I love anything and everything by Charlie Kaufman. Robert Duvall is the greatest Actor of our generation.
TelevisionThe Larry Sanders show is the greatest Television show ever. I refuse to debate the subject as it is pointless to argue any fact. There are a handful of things that don't involve sports that are worth watching today. South Park, Arrested Development, The Shield, to name a few.
BooksAre you serious? Why would I read a book when they've made a perfectly good movie based upon the exact same piece of writing? To be cool I'll say Voltaire's "Candide"
HeroesMy Father. However, my influences are: -Bob Newhart - The most underrated comedian ever -George Carlin - No one has been as funny for as long -Bill Cosby - I want to be able to tell one story, on stage, for 10 minutes and be engaging the entire time -Steve Martin - Renaissance man of comedy. Anyone who at one point in his life was the funniest man on the planet gets my respect. -Jack Black - It has become cliche to either love him or hate him. He is a huge talent. Everytime I see him I laugh. -Woody Allen - 50% of standup is derivative of Allen, 50% of comedic movie making is derivative of Allen and by derivative I mean "ripping him off". -Richard Pryor - RIP, 90% of the comedy I see today is a poor imitation of your genius.

     Joe Robinson's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Crofton, MD
Body type:0' 0"
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Proud parent
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Sales full-time, Comedy part-time

   Joe Robinson's Schools
University Of Maryland-College Park
College Park,Maryland
Graduated: 1990
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Government and Politics
Minor: English
 

1986 to 1990



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About me:
Please visit my website JoeRobinsonComedy.com

I used to be cool, about 10 years ago. Chicks really liked me because I was funny, thin and had a job. Now I'm a bitter, married guy with two kids. I don't tuck my shirts in so I hide my stomach, but for some reason I still feel superior to most everyone I meet.

Who I'd like to meet:
My wife will not allow me to meet anyone.

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Joe Robinson has 461 friends.
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 Bird Knight 


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 ~Catherine 


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Desi





Jul 14 2008 7:31 AM

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Desi





Jul 8 2008 11:15 PM

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Hidester :)





Jun 26 2008 6:33 AM

gay computer joke I saw.. thought it might make you chuckle

BEFORE COMPUTERS

Memory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A programme was a TV show
A cursor used profanity

A keyboard was a piano
A web was a spider’s home
A virus was the flu
A CD was a bank account

A hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

And if you had a 3 inch floppy. …

… you just hoped nobody ever found out!
~Crushin On Sixx~





Jun 25 2008 10:00 AM


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Jun 15 2008 7:06 AM

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Desi





Apr 25 2008 11:41 AM

yoooo wzup man I need semiconductors stat
Dawn a.k.a. Cougar





Apr 24 2008 1:15 PM

Looking forward to hearing you on the radio tonight> Have a good day!
chris





Apr 13 2008 8:16 AM

I vote Joe is the best on 98 rock
Sanctified 88





Mar 29 2008 3:10 PM


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The Screaming Meat Bastards





Mar 19 2008 8:01 PM

You need to take a night off and do some stand up somewhere you bastard!
Dan Haga Photography


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Feb 1 2008 9:31 AM

A fun night once again, thanks for having us. And good luck with the surgery!
Lauren





Jan 31 2008 9:30 AM

good luck with your surgery tomorrow! i bet it will be weird to not be pushing on your stomach all the time. and thanks for explaining the whole thing to me at polar plunge, i felt smart explaining what a hernia was the other day. miss you and theo already!
Sandie





Jan 27 2008 12:57 PM

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James Stevens





Jan 15 2008 10:06 PM

Thanks for the add Joe! Was cool to chill in the studio w/ ya last night. Take care!

-James
RIAD
www.myspace.com/RomeInADayMusic
Bird Knight





Jan 9 2008 8:35 PM

Remember the guy at the Comedy Spot telling vasectomy jokes to 12 year olds...What happened to that guy?
Christoff AKA Montebello VonBeeker


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Dec 30 2007 6:06 PM

THANKS FOR MAKING "LAST CALL" A GOOD SUGE NIGHT.
Sandie





Nov 21 2007 1:49 PM

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The Screaming Meat Bastards





Nov 17 2007 10:16 AM

Thanks you goofy bastard, but i could have sworn i added you already tough guy! p.s. i think you are right about the Ravens, even if Boller has something this game it's not gonna matter with the banged up team we are playing with , but Boller is definitely going to be the high point and i hope the team rallies around him , we may get some confidence early on if he drives us down field and puts some points on the board.
Sandie





Nov 13 2007 7:05 PM

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storck





Oct 30 2007 3:30 PM

joe always has to sugar coat everything. just say what you mean already.
Jimmy Drama





Oct 26 2007 11:08 AM

I enjoy you and Theo's commentary at night, maybe because I agree so many times with it, I need to come to a show of yours in the immediate future but in the meantime thanx for giving me a much needed dose of sarcasm at night

Jimmy Drama
-JTM3
Sexy ..the Bay Cafe Bikini Madam





Oct 12 2007 7:16 AM

throw your hands up..its flag-girl Friday!!!!!!!!!!!!
Astriapo





Oct 3 2007 7:11 PM

Lily Pads.



Gazing into my eyes,
Can you see what is below the surface?

See how the reflection is stubborn to trust your eyes;
Still and cold; Deep and unyielding -

Desperate to hide under the blankets of lily.
Pond poisoned black gray, what lies behind those eyes?


Is it something to touch the surface of your reflection?


The way things come afloat amongst the small ripples. Depredating the placid waters.
So many tragic emotions are hidden in the muck below.

Reach deeper into the fade gray. Grasp at the reflections of your soul,
And understand your life, below the surface.



'Poka
sonny fuller





Oct 2 2007 8:36 PM

hey joe you fukn radio superstar I caught quite a few of your shows man.....funny ass shit....but get a new fukn webcam at the station your shit is like a myspace slide show....lol....cograts though man see you around
Astriapo





Sep 28 2007 5:25 PM

Blog'n your Comments:


In journeys end we see beauty,
In darkness.
In light.
The the sigh of a flicker,
Under its burning halo.



Extinguished.


http:....blog.myspace.com..astriapo
Ashley





Sep 26 2007 8:29 PM

Thanks for the tickets, what kind of pizza do you like, it might be cold when it gets there but that's what microwaves are for
Ni





Sep 22 2007 8:48 PM

i got ya email about the factory. can i get some more info on that when u get a chance.
Silly Ern





Sep 18 2007 8:54 AM

Wow. You are so popular now. You selfish bastard.
Magooby’s Joke House





Sep 16 2007 4:39 PM

Thanks for a great week-end of shows. Good luck with Irresponsible Radio you lower case b.....or was it a d ?
mikey papers





Sep 15 2007 9:37 AM

could care less.nobody wants to talk to me. any way LETS GET THIS TAT ROLLIN.thanks for responding .see ya soon.



MIKEYPAPERS
mikey papers





Sep 13 2007 2:25 PM

WHATS up .joe im MIKEYPAPERS.your going to hear alot from me in the comeing nights.would like to get you and theo added to my 98 rock tattoo.
please contact me and let me know.
443-324-3915 anytime!lookin forward to hearing from you.peace..


MIKEYPAPERS
Magooby’s Joke House





Sep 11 2007 7:40 AM

PS- We are filling the audience with disgruntled Pre-K teachers........
Magooby’s Joke House





Sep 10 2007 7:17 AM

Thanks for adding us as your friend-appearing this week-end on our stage-
YOU !!!!!
Sexy ..the Bay Cafe Bikini Madam





Sep 5 2007 11:51 AM

Comic Con will never be the same once we put our mark on it!!!!!
mickey cucchiella





Aug 30 2007 3:59 AM

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Silly Ern





Aug 17 2007 8:49 AM

Did you catch the Flavor Flav Roast?
Tom Myers





Aug 1 2007 6:26 AM

Joe, after the rave reviews of me on the radio this morning, would you like to be my publicist?
The Heathens of Comedy™





Jul 19 2007 9:45 PM

Yo Joe!
Are we still "most likely the greatest group of comics ever assembled" ??? (ha ha)
~HEATHENS
Silly Ern





Jul 17 2007 11:58 AM

Cracked up at your comment about Jessica Osbourne biting the head off a bat when that sucker family gave her the check...
Lawrence





Jul 5 2007 8:16 PM

And oh yeah....I'm suing the contractor who was building my deck.
Lawrence