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smoorns films
Director / Screenwriter / Editor
smoorns films Films. Nothing but Films

Male
27 years old
Kilmarnock
United Kingdom



Last Login: 11/16/2008
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Websitesmoorns.co.uk
Influencesfrancois truffaut, michael mann, paul thomas anderson, david fincher, darren aronofsky, chris nolan
Directorsfrancois truffaut, michael mann, paul thomas anderson, david fincher, darren aronofsky, chris nolan
Awards'best horror short' the last laugh (2006) best director(short) shore (2005) 'best comedy' moby: the film (2000)
Festivalsderby metro film festival, leeds international film festival, raindance
Professional Affiliationsfk one productions, smoorns films, ooh stop it! productions

    smoorns films's Interests
Generalfilmmaking, God, music, film and friends
Musicthe editors and maximo park
Moviesinside man, capote, four hundred blows, the descent and batman begins
Televisionthe shield and six feet under
Booksthe back catalogue of chuck palahniuk: fight club, invisible monsters, survivor, diary, lullaby, non fiction and haunted
Groups: YWAM FILM MAKERSYWAM Derby

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     smoorns films's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Kilmarnock
Body type:0' 1" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:High school
Occupation:filmmaker

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smoorns films
kilmarnock, east ayrshire UK
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smoorns films's Films [View All Films]
Films: 6 Total Plays: 771 Plays Today: 0
Nick's last day at the office
Nick's last day at the office rating
passing shadows
passing shadows rating
moby
moby rating
shore
shore rating
the last laugh
the last laugh rating
pogonophobia: a fear of beards
pogonophobia: a fear of beards rating
 

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   smoorns films's Blurbs
About me:
WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF SMOORNS Not just a funny name, SMOORNS is a symbol for all that is dynamic and guerilla about low budget movie making. We have been entertaining and challenging the people of East Ayrshire (and now beyond) with quality low budget productions, ranging from the violent reservoir dogs parody 'A WAY OF LIFE' to the award winning comedy 'MOBY' We will endeavour to get our back catalogue up on to the site but be patient. SMOORNS FILMS has produced more than forty shorts and one feature. It will take time to get them all up. COMING SOON Own the back catalogue of SMOORNS FILMS on DVD. contact us for more details .. Myspace Codes

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FILMOGRAPHY (OUR MOST POPULAR RELEASES) 2006- A SHORT FILM ABOUT FEAR: POGONOPHOBIA (FEAR OF BEARDS) 2006- THE LAST LAUGH 2005- SHORE 2005- PASSING SHADOWS 2001- MOBY 2000- FOR THE AUDIENCE OF ONE 2000- FIVE GO MAD IN ARRAN 1999- TEENAGE BLISS 1999- PURIFY 1999- BORN BOUND 1998- ROCK BOTTOM 1998- HOME WAS NEVER LIKE THIS 1997- A WAY OF LIFE Shooting People Filmmakers Network
Who I'd like to meet:
Anthony Perkins, Jonah and Peter Jackson

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smoorns films has 113 friends.
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May 29 2009 5:40 PM

Hey! How's it going? It's getting hot outside and it's time for indie films. This month I'm promoting this Indie Film - "Gentleman's Choice - The Chris Adams Story" - a hard hitting documentary on the tragic death of a sports entertainer. Watch it online ($5) or buy the DVD at http://gentleman.eyesoda.com Gentleman's Choice: The Chris Adams Story Trailer
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Apr 22 2008 9:20 PM

Hi Smoorns, thanks so much for having us in your space! Hope you dig the tunes. Take care and keep in touch, we'd love to hear from you. It would be cool to see you at a show sometime when we come up to Scotland =)
xoxoxo
Taylor
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PS: If you have a facebook, we'd love for you to join us there too, here is our link:
www. facebook. com/pages/RE-WIND/35692570704
Hope to see you there, enjoy the rest of your week.
Stuart Osborn

Stuart Osborn



Apr 1 2008 1:46 AM

Last Day At The Office, pure class! Keep up the good work!!! Ps.
When we gonna see a movie?
Katie

Katie



Feb 24 2008 12:27 PM

hey you
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Jan 8 2008 1:02 PM

Alan Part Two
The Director's Cut!
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Dec 30 2007 6:21 PM

Rachel

Rachel Bradford



Feb 21 2007 11:19 AM

johnny said your ear was really red. sorry. didn't mean to hit your ear. trying to be funny, but it didn't work :-(
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Feb 20 2007 1:56 PM

it goes good. embarking on a surreal life of unemployment but constant business... tshirts, music, films, it's all happenin' man.

Remember 'man walks into a bar' from the metro? I met the guy who made it last night, nice guy. He's done another one called Nose Hair. Check it out. Damn good.
Rachel

Rachel Bradford



Feb 19 2007 9:38 AM

thank you!!!
Rachel

Rachel Bradford



Feb 15 2007 9:43 AM

go to my page and see the vday i got from d. hassellhoff (sp?)
Rachel

Rachel Bradford



Feb 13 2007 9:40 AM

joint bs....joint bullshit? joint bra sizing? what is that?! Just kidding. That's fine with us, it's the only way both of us can attend....kids! Is everyone else okay with that?
Rachel

Rachel Bradford



Feb 12 2007 12:52 PM

THANKS FOR WATCHING THE BOYS LAST NIGHT!
Rachel

Rachel Bradford



Feb 11 2007 8:41 AM

when are you gonna get your kitchen done and have us over for dinner. Also, if you ever need 2 crazy, red headed children for your movies I know a couple that would rent there's out on the cheap. I'll get you their number.
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Feb 6 2007 2:50 PM

Hey KiddyFiddler,

Screened the new Moby down the pub last night. It went down pretty well, I love it more and more every time I watch it, it's worked so well. A beautiful banlance of hilarity and horror.

Also showed a few Ooh Stop It bits, people really seemed to dig the Rev. Cummerbund, so I thinking of maybe reviving him... maybe reshoot the originals and do some more. Need to go dig out some horrific obscure bible passages...
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Feb 3 2007 5:57 PM

Yeah I realised...

It's fixed now, you can watch it properly. I quite like it.
Katie

Katie



Feb 1 2007 11:05 PM

I'm the moon.
Katie

Katie



Jan 30 2007 4:57 PM

hey babe!
Rebecca

Rebecca



Jan 28 2007 6:12 PM

hello smoorns films.
like the new version of Moby. you guys are crazy - I can't believe we all lived in a house together. don't you think joyce jumps in a slightly strange way?
next time you are in the car with Burt, please take the hand-brake off for me and Simon. thanks!
stuart

stuart



Jan 26 2007 9:59 PM

Hey Hyey! U madman!! Moby is shit hot!! Deffo my favourite SM film!! Keep up the good work!! I hope u put that bonus to good use! ;)
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Jan 25 2007 5:52 PM

YYAAAYYYY im so excited..
send me a dvd with it asap and i'll take it to the film night on monday!
Rachel

Rachel Bradford



Jan 13 2007 6:34 PM

thanks for the beers Mitchell. You rock!
stuart

stuart



Aug 14 2006 9:59 PM

Well Ive not heard yet from RBS so, I don't think its too positive. Shite bank anyway! I can't believe they are going to ban the sale of swords, I love buyin blades, it makes you feel like a big man!!! And besides, swords don't kill people, its the massive loss of blood or damaged internal organs! Fuckin liberals!
dfg

dfg



Aug 10 2006 2:09 AM

you are the problem, dfg is the solution
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Aug 4 2006 12:32 PM

Nice one. Love it. Moby is probably being played in a while at a film night where I go to do open mic stuff. It's making a bit of a comeback here, actually. Wish I could motivate my mind to start making some more stuff .. I just make weird found footage stuff at the moment.
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