Booty Call Alfie,
Just a phone call away.
Booty Call Alfie,
He’ll be on his way
Booty Call Alfie,
He’s here to stay,
Just some reefer and lube
And your on your way!
Booty Call Alfie,
Knockin’ at your door,
Booty Call Alfie,
Spooning on the floor,
Booty Call Alfie,
You'll be screaming for more,
When he’s finally done
He’ll leave you sore.
Booty Call Alfie,
He'll come in your ass,
Booty Cally Alfie,
He smokes the Grass,
Booty Call Alfie,
He'll rim you clean,
He's just a little boy
But he sure is mean!
Booty Call Alfie,
Hung up his boots,
Booty Call Alfie,
Had too many roots,
Booty Call Alfie,
He'll be back again soon,
He'll be lapping at your nipples,
and punishing your Poon.
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I believe our Who's and What's change everyday as we experience new things, so do you feel your who and what has changed and to what extent? In other words, what have you been up to lately since my last reply (I was never notified of new comments because Myshpashe is being very unlike itself).
Yeah I am aware being male doesn't mean you're brave, but in my
personal opinion I feel I would be a little more gutsy if I was one. Perhaps because of the higher production of testosterone?
I have 6 fish and a rabbit, the rabbit being Sadie, the fish having no names at all because I never remember which one is which. I would like to be rabbit because all she has to do is eat and sleep and her 'eat' is provided for her, she hardly needs to lift a finger. The only downside is that she has to clean herself and rarely does she need a shower. I wouldn't be able to go a day without showering. So being a fish might be a nicer experience. Though, like your opinion of it not being as amazing being a girl and having 'softer' parts, living in the water all my life might get just as boring as it is living on land all my life. Perhaps a rafish might be nice.
To be a boy, I think would be different in the aspect that the weight will be below the hips rather than above. Other than that I think if I were a boy I wouldn't be that different. I'm not the girliest of girls. I may be indecisive at times, but I'm not overly emotional. Because apparently boys don't have feelings...>_>
I don't know really. Is being male more fun than being female? I think if I were a boy I'd do a lot more things than I do now, because I wouldn't be afraid of doing it. E.g. skateboarding (because girls are normally too scared to even stay on the board for more than 2 seconds in case they fall over and break something). I've tried skating before. No good because of that reason.
What do you think it would feel like to be a girl?
Why Am I? I asked my mother this once, and she told me - "I found you and your twin sister in the trash can and decided to take you home because I felt sorry for you." The second time I asked her the same question (When I was now a bit older and understood that the most logical thing to happen when you get married is not that a baby is sent to you via big white bird, but that 2.5 minutes of squelching noises results in the creation of a little prawn-like creature that grows in the female womb), she told me - "You were an accident. Actually you all were accidents. But that doesn't mean we never wanted you."
You could tell me about how Hubba Bubba has shaped your 'How' and 'Who' - oh and your 'Why'(which I forgot before) - then, if you want? I can imagine it would become a very interesting conversation. :)
P.S. In reply to Hubba-Bubba kid (I think Nick?) - that's unfortunate. I remember when my mum worked at a shop and i always got free grape and strawberry hubba-bubba.
Who am I? School institutions always tell us we must be proud of 'who' we are - our 'who' being made up of our personality, our interests, and not simply our occupation or status in society. This gives me an advantage when answering this question as I am currently unemployed and I have not yet attained complete rights as an adult since I don't turn 18 till Saturday. SO, who am I? Nothing special. Though I do go by the name Stella - meaning 'star' in Italian (even though I'm Chinese). However, I'm much more than a mass of dust and gas collapsing against the force of gravity, and in my own perspective, I don't feel I particularly shine brightly.
How am I? If you mean "the means by which something is accomplished", I can only say that I am accomplished in one skill, this skill is being able to write full sentences/paragraphs completely backwards and being able to read it again without stopping. That is the one skill I feel I am most accomplished in and brings me great joy in life. Not really. I also like to draw pictures of unknown forces being chased by giant melting pink bunny rabbits...
So, WHO are you? Besides being a nice guy, and being Alfie (though that doesn't seem to be something you're completely sure of yourself).
hello mister, sorry about the hardly any replies to the million and one nick texts, i went over my phone cap by a LOADDD so im trying to save it all, sorry man. what chu doing? x
ummmm no i cant remember. if you want to read someones comments go to the top bar where it says 'lite' or 'full' and change it to lite then scroll down to the comment box and click on their number of comments and it will load their comments. i aint a geek.
