Snarky The Clown
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Male
99 years old
BREMERTON, Washington
United States
Last Login: 11/9/2009
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Mood:
vampiric
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Snarky The Clown's Interests
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| General | UH! www.dreamtownfilms.com | | Music | Ozzy, KISS, Mötley Crüe, Black Sabbath, The Carpenters... wait no, not them, DEFINITELY not them. Seriously, I mean it. | | Movies | Anything Tim Burton and scary/funny/horror/goth | | Television | EBS (you know, the thing that goes BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Snarky The Clown's Details
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| Status: | Swinger | | Here for: | Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Bremerton | | Zodiac Sign: | Capricorn | | Occupation: | Movie Star | | Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
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Snarky The Clown Just Hangin' Posted at 3:25 AM Aug 26
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Halloween pictures finally up!
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About me:
This is the sad, tragic story of a clown, known in his younger years simply as Snarky. Snarky’s father, Mr. Snark, was a circus clown from the city. His mother, Mrs. Snark, was born a country clown and grew up making all the farm animals laugh. Rumor has it that Snarky was born a regular, happy clown, with a bright-colored, green-eyed, blue-nosed, and red-lipped face. This was accented by a joyful demeanor. Growing up, he was chastised and made fun of because of his strange appearance. He also played tricks on everyone, which caused him a lot of problems. No one really understood him.
Then, at age 18, tragedy befell him. Nobody knows just what happened, but under mysterious circumstances, he fell out of a window of his two-story house. This appeared to be the end of this jolly clown, but right after he fell to his apparent death, a large lightening strike hit the area. The old happy Snarky was never seen again. In his place, they found a new Snarky. This one was dark, gothic, and mysterious, with a black and white face and shadowy attire. He had a twisted and satirical sense of humor. Almost all the people, especially the babes, loved him. Now and forever, he will be known as Snarky, The Clown Of Darkness.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Ozzy, KISS, Mötley Crüe, you if you're a hot female goth chick (or just hot... and a chick)
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