Snarly Old Man

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Twenty years from now, you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do.Mood: snarly snarlyPosted at 12:33 PM Nov 22 view more

  • Snarly Old Man

  • 52 / Male
  • Southwestern, Virginia, US
  • Last Login: 11/25/2009

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About me:

If you ever feel like chatting and have Yahoo you can look for me there. My name on Yahoo! snarlyoldman

If my blog does not meet your standards, then LOWER YOUR STANDARDS. Who the hell do you think you are, anyway? Yes, I am The Snarly Old Man. If you wonder why you got a friend invite, well, it's so you'll read my blog. After you read my blog you will like it so much that you will tell all your friends and pretty soon I'll have like 7,000 friends and be the top blogger on MySpace.

Gotta start somewhere, right?

I kinda inherited the Snarly Old Man title from my father. He was the original Snarly Old Man. I remember growing up how much he hated for the kids that lived in the houses behind us to take a shortcut through our back yard. In later years when he was living in a house I owned out in the country he would fuss at the next door neighbors for letting their kids dam up the creek. So, when I see myself exhibiting some of the same traits I just smile and think, "At least I got it honestly."

I've gone from a couple of thousand friends to practically zero friends several times here on MySpazz. I write my stupid little blogs every day for months, build up a following, occaisionaly get a top blog, then on day in a fit of self pity I'll delete everything. Then, after a month or so goes by I'll start up again. Now I understand all those pathetic, second rate actors and singers who come back from retirement time after time. If you get used to having a certain amount of attention in your life it's hard to just cut it off cold turkey like that.

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Will there be Snarly Girls this time around? It depends. Are there any girls out there who WANT to be Snarly Girls? What exactly is a Snarly Girl? It's a girl who sends me a picture of herself with my name, SNARLY, written on a piece of paper and held up for the camera. You can see a couple of examples in the slideshow above.

Feel free to leave comments. I'll probably ridicule you and correct your spelling, but I like having someone to feel superior too. It doesn't happen very often. I may even write your comments in my notebook.

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Who I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet the alien race that put life on this planet . . . an poke their big alien eyes out with a stick. What the hell were you guys thinking about anyway.

Comments

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  • Terri

    Nov 25 2009 6:58 PM

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    Hope your Thanksgiving is full of things that make you happy!
  • ♥Shelly♥

    Nov 23 2009 10:21 PM


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    Have an awesome holiday!!!



    Hugs

    Shelly! :0)
  • ~Simplicity~

    Nov 21 2009 3:55 AM

     

    May your weekend be filled with happines and pleasures of simple things...
  • patti

    Nov 18 2009 2:49 AM

    Hope you are enjoying  the balmy  island weather...Its cold and raining in Cinci..Can you feel the envy??
  • Nov 17 2009 10:14 PM

    Have a groovacious week! 
    I certainly am. :-)

    Cheers,
    Ellie x

    Latest update:

    killerbyte is a finalist in the 2010 EPIC book competition (mystery and/or suspense category)

    And I'm back in terrorbyte

    Ellie Conway is back: wisecracking, kicking ass and using her psycho-prophetic talents to grapple with a murderer with ulterior motives, secreted behind a series of grotesque crimes.

  • Nov 10 2009 3:32 PM

    Thank you :)
  • Nov 10 2009 12:59 AM

    ok course. Its hard for me to leave Richmond at the present time but maybe we can work something out.
  • Nov 10 2009 12:58 AM

    thank you so much. I appreciate it :)
  • Nov 7 2009 7:06 PM

    Thanks for the pic comment!! Much Love, XoXo Leighann
  • ♥Shelly♥

    Nov 3 2009 3:34 AM


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    Have a wonderful November!!  Hugs!!!!

Interests

  • General

    A lot of you get friend requests from me and ask, "Who are you?". Well, I'm just a guy from Southwestern Virginia who occaisionaly writes a blog. Oh, and there are some things that PISS ME OFF!
  • Stupid people piss me off!
  • 1. People who are not aware of what is around them. These are the people in the Walmart who block the aisles either because they are visiting with friends or just because they park their cart on one side and stand on the other side totally blocking anybody from getting through.
  • 2. Cops who can't tell you have your seatbelt on. Also, cops who say, "Do you know why I have pulled you over?" What happened to my right to remain silent?
  • 3. People who can't keep their mouth f'cking shut. Mention something to this person in passing and they almost leave a vacuum in their place running to spread the news.
  • 4. People who eat while working at the computers I'm responsible for maintaining. Get your greasy hands off there you stupid S.O.B.'s. You can eat a whole bucket of KFC followed by a big ole bag of greasy 'tater chips while you are sitting in front of your computer at home. I don't care. I don't have to clean it.
  • 5. People who forget their passwords. Yes, I can undestand someone who has been out for two months coming back and needing their password reset, but NOT the dim bulb who just got up to go to the bathroom and forgot it before he could get back!
  • 6. People who do 15 MPH on a road marked for 25, or 35, or 45.... you get the point.
  • 7. Left lane bandits on our interstate highway system. They should be apprehended and shot on the spot. No trial necessary.
  • 7a. Trucks that don't have enough power to make it up and down the hills on the Interstate here in Virginia at the legal minimum speed limit. If your truck won't go at the very minimum of 45 MPH up our hills, get a bigger f'cking truck. This is Virginia, you know there are hills here.
  • 7b. The flip side of this, you don't have to go 120 MPH DOWN the hills just to make up for your slow upward crawl.
  • 8. People who think Conan O'Brien is funny.
  • 9. People with neon colored hair. It just says, "LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME!"
  • 10. And the top thing that pisses me off today about stupid people: They are allowed to BREED! ..
  • ........
  • Music

  • 38 Special
  • The Beatles
  • Three Dog Night
  • The Carpenters
  • Lynyrd Skynyrd
  • Elton John
  • Allman Brothers
  • Eagles
  • Doobie Brothers
  • Charlie Daniels (before he got so political)
  • Marshall Tucker Band
  • Enya
  • Mozart
  • ZZ Top..
  • Movies

    The Curious Case of Benjamin Button is an interesting movie.

    Taken was an excellent movie. 93 minutes of Liam Neeson kicking ass! It is the latest movie I've gone out to see.

  • Television

    Survivor, Big Brother, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Dexter, Arrested Development, Firefly, Rescue Me.
  • Books

    Replay by Ken Grimwood.
  • Heroes

    Charlie Ergen
  • Details

    • Status: Single
    • Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
    • Hometown: East Tennessee
    • Orientation: Straight
    • Body type: 6' 2" / Average
    • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
    • Religion: Other
    • Zodiac Sign: Aries
    • Children: I don't want kids
    • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
    • Education: Some college
    • Occupation: Unoccupied most of the time

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