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Snorklewacker
Punk / Folk / Experimental

"I think I'm gonna have an ANXIETY ATTACK!!!"

Richmond, Virginia
United States

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Last Login:  7/19/2008
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   Snorklewacker: General Info
Member Since8/18/2004
Band MembersTony-Drums
Bucky- Guitar, throat, etc.
Stubbs- Bass

Other bands we have been/are/will be in:
Moral Minority, Get To Da Choppa, Negative Threat, North Side Bong Squad, Sex System, The Bragdons, The Strap-ons, Jesus Christ Motorcycle, North/South, Puddin' Pops, Stoic Stools
InfluencesAnxiety, peer pressure, former friends, thiefs of our favorite Russian pastry, Philadelphia.
Sounds LikeThe Dead Milkmen, Burn Witch Burn, Butthole Surfers, Umiak, The Minutemen.
Record Labelhttp://www.valiantdeath.com
Type of LabelIndie




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   About Snorklewacker
we are 3, we are free, we are dominant and agressive and intimidating in the softest, sweetest way possible. A LOT of our songs are about The Bering Sea, and the rest are mostly about girls and anxiety. SNORKLEWACKER LIVE AT THE WAFFLE BROTHEL



ATTENTION!!! OUR HEADQUARTERS IS CURRENTLY LOCATED IN THE CRUMBLING METROPOLIS OF RICHMOND, VA. WHERE WE ARE SLOWLY TEACHING BEARDED MEN AND PRICKLY FACED COLLEGE FRESHMEN TO LOVE OUR MUSIC THROUGH OUR JOYOUS BASEMENT TRAINING SESSIONS

We are three nerds that have a lot of anxiety.

Anxiety towards baklava pirates, one eyed girls, and a giant monster that lives in our closets called Snorklewacker.

Indulge our poorly recorded demonstrations of our anxieties, or witness our pitiful state firsthand, at one of our glamorous live outings.

We have two CDs out now on Valiant Death, it's a set, $6 for both or $3.50 for just one, more info? Click the covers!

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IT HAUNTS OUR DREAMS


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No Brass





Jun 14 2008 11:56 AM

lmao i know i have been ditching allot of classes for dentist app and doctors but sleep also, man i hope i get out of this term alive. what happened about ur Financial Aid thing? least i been making some side money though, filling out those surveys online, giving my opinions n stuff. it aint been doing too bad, bout an extra 200 bucks or so a week, and the work is pretty easy, just like answering questions and giving my opinions on different things. heh, i just finished one, and it was about what freakin toothpaste do i like to use, lol. anyways, you should try it, and lemme know how it does for yah.
i guess you'll have to type the link into internet explorer or whatever, but here it is:


www.
workfor400.
com

cya!

F86147377
No Brass





Jun 13 2008 8:27 PM

lmao i know i have been ditching allot of classes for dentist app and doctors but sleep also, man i hope i get out of this term alive. what happened about ur Financial Aid thing? least i been making some side money though, filling out those surveys online, giving my opinions n stuff. it aint been doing too bad, bout an extra 200 bucks or so a week, and the work is pretty easy, just like answering questions and giving my opinions on different things. heh, i just finished one, and it was about what freakin toothpaste do i like to use, lol. anyways, you should try it, and lemme know how it does for yah.
i guess you'll have to type the link into internet explorer or whatever, but here it is:


www.
workfor400.
com

cya!

E73826598
No Brass





Jun 7 2008 12:21 PM

Lol! Ok hes gonna add you,..and Im off the weekend of ur party so we are coming for sure! yay! And Ill let you know after Saturday what I work next week! i been doing good with those paid survey things i found online. its doing alright, about an extra 300 a week, and not too much work. just answering questions and stuff online.
anyways, you should try it, it seriously so easy:


www.
workfor300.
com



L12969772
JDP





May 23 2008 8:50 AM

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Overdose On Records *NEW SONGS UP NOW*





Apr 14 2008 2:50 PM

Check out what's new and coming soon !



Support Your Local Scene!
shortruncdrs.com





Mar 28 2008 7:05 PM

Photobucket
Johnny





Feb 19 2008 9:59 AM

Dude when is the NEW ALBUM coming out?? Oh, yeah I quess we have the same LSD fountain in Virginia as Texas. Snorklewacker's been backwashing the same water that contaminated Scratch Acid and The Butthole Surfers?? Maybe it's the Fountain of Cool they've drank from like yall did?? Keep it up guys, awesome stuff!!

JON
Spire





Feb 18 2008 4:08 PM

Omg you dont want to miss this free ringtones for a year.. they have everything!!

http://www.unreleasedtones.com
Ichael





Feb 6 2008 9:42 AM

Snorklewacker
Paul





Feb 4 2008 9:26 AM

horace mann





Feb 2 2008 9:18 AM

great great music
Gavin





Jan 25 2008 7:49 PM

deep sea creatures





Jan 24 2008 5:27 PM

hey, come to this show! its gonna be sweet. and its a benefit for students for a democratic society at vcu.

alison self
movement in the mountains
red elk

this friday jan. 25 at 8pm
2608 hanove
Hostile 17





Jan 15 2008 6:17 AM

Depends what date you need!! Seems like everyone in the world is touring in those months. Blacksburg is kind of small and can't handle too many shows...haha. So let me know when you have a specific date and I'll try to help you out!
-Dominique
tramp





Dec 27 2007 10:26 AM

play SLO town, CA.!!!!!!!!!
DLTSGDOM! Booking and Merch





Dec 27 2007 8:31 AM



shan





Dec 12 2007 11:39 AM

it's no fuckin problem!!! you guys are one of my favorite local bands, no joke! i hope you'll come out on saturday to see TTF!!!
Chimney Sweep Records





Nov 14 2007 10:43 AM

Hey,
Thanks! We'll keep it in mind though are just beginning. You guys ruled at the Waffle Brothel with TTF!
Trey





Nov 7 2007 7:08 PM

Lee Street Riots





Nov 6 2007 7:55 AM

Was def. fun. Let's do again...
THE TWO FUNERALS





Nov 3 2007 5:53 PM

hahah!! Thanks so much!! You guys fucking ruled.
THE TWO FUNERALS





Nov 1 2007 3:30 PM

TOMORROW WITH US YOU WILL PLAY!!! PSYCHED WE ARE.
THE RIOT BEFORE





Oct 29 2007 11:52 AM

festivus was bestivus. good to see you down there stubbs.
Shannon Le Corre





Oct 27 2007 10:32 AM

OH HEY! your set was so TIGHT @ the brothel!!!
Overdose On Records *NEW SONGS UP NOW*





Oct 25 2007 2:21 PM

Check out what's new and coming soon !



Support Your Local Scene!
THE RIOT BEFORE





Oct 23 2007 7:19 AM

hi stubbs and co. how was ramakins?
shan





Oct 20 2007 9:19 AM

I WILL BE THERE, AT THE WAFFLE BROTHEL.
The Future Kings of Nowhere





Oct 19 2007 1:19 PM

woohoo! waffle brothel! looking forward to meeting y'all.

-shayne / fkon
deep sea creatures





Oct 18 2007 5:59 PM

HEy!
Dan Sidewinder





Oct 18 2007 2:22 PM

rules
Formaldehyde





Oct 18 2007 2:21 PM

thanks for adding us!
Hammer No More the Fingers





Oct 18 2007 11:33 AM

kick ass! thanks for being a pal. The music is awesome and you're playing a show with the future kings and that poster is wicked.
A Monster Science Created - But Could Not Destroy!





Sep 24 2007 10:24 PM

A Monster Science Created - But Could Not Destroy!





Sep 21 2007 7:43 PM

andrea christina





Sep 14 2007 5:21 PM

Fuckin' Ben





Sep 13 2007 1:02 AM

andrea christina





Sep 11 2007 12:09 PM

fEATHER





Aug 11 2007 3:32 PM

Plucky wants to convey that The Snorklewacker appears to be composed of mighty impressive creatickle thickness. Mucho likey! Very diggy diggin! Had to share the appreciation.(Comments from Plucky -spokesbirdy for fEATHER- are made with the consent of fEATHER and DO represent their opinion and position).
No Way Out





May 1 2007 10:31 PM

Jenn





Apr 3 2007 6:47 PM

1
S.S.B.S.





Apr 1 2007 5:23 PM

north side bong squad...tell me more haha
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lAuRiE[[LA]]





Dec 18 2006 4:14 PM

No Way Out





Sep 28 2006 11:32 PM

The Goons





Jul 24 2006 4:04 PM

The Gothic Bette Midler Vivisection Hour





Apr 28 2006 11:50 AM