Tony-Drums
Bucky- Guitar, throat, etc.
Stubbs- Bass
Other bands we have been/are/will be in: Moral Minority, Get To Da Choppa, Negative Threat, North Side Bong Squad, Sex System, The Bragdons, The Strap-ons, Jesus Christ Motorcycle, North/South, Puddin' Pops, Stoic Stools
Influences
Anxiety, peer pressure, former friends, thiefs of our favorite Russian pastry, Philadelphia.
Sounds Like
The Dead Milkmen, Burn Witch Burn, Butthole Surfers, Umiak, The Minutemen.
we are 3, we are free, we are dominant and agressive and intimidating in the softest, sweetest way possible. A LOT of our songs are about The Bering Sea, and the rest are mostly about girls and anxiety.
SNORKLEWACKER LIVE AT THE WAFFLE BROTHEL
ATTENTION!!! OUR HEADQUARTERS IS CURRENTLY LOCATED IN THE CRUMBLING METROPOLIS OF RICHMOND, VA. WHERE WE ARE SLOWLY TEACHING BEARDED MEN AND PRICKLY FACED COLLEGE FRESHMEN TO LOVE OUR MUSIC THROUGH OUR JOYOUS BASEMENT TRAINING SESSIONS
We are three nerds that have a lot of anxiety.
Anxiety towards baklava pirates, one eyed girls, and a giant monster that lives in our closets called Snorklewacker.
Indulge our poorly recorded demonstrations of our anxieties, or witness our pitiful state firsthand, at one of our glamorous live outings.
We have two CDs out now on Valiant Death, it's a set, $6 for both or $3.50 for just one, more info? Click the covers!
lmao i know i have been ditching allot of classes for dentist app and doctors but sleep also, man i hope i get out of this term alive. what happened about ur Financial Aid thing? least i been making some side money though, filling out those surveys online, giving my opinions n stuff. it aint been doing too bad, bout an extra 200 bucks or so a week, and the work is pretty easy, just like answering questions and giving my opinions on different things. heh, i just finished one, and it was about what freakin toothpaste do i like to use, lol. anyways, you should try it, and lemme know how it does for yah. i guess you'll have to type the link into internet explorer or whatever, but here it is:
lmao i know i have been ditching allot of classes for dentist app and doctors but sleep also, man i hope i get out of this term alive. what happened about ur Financial Aid thing? least i been making some side money though, filling out those surveys online, giving my opinions n stuff. it aint been doing too bad, bout an extra 200 bucks or so a week, and the work is pretty easy, just like answering questions and giving my opinions on different things. heh, i just finished one, and it was about what freakin toothpaste do i like to use, lol. anyways, you should try it, and lemme know how it does for yah. i guess you'll have to type the link into internet explorer or whatever, but here it is:
Lol! Ok hes gonna add you,..and Im off the weekend of ur party so we are coming for sure! yay! And Ill let you know after Saturday what I work next week! i been doing good with those paid survey things i found online. its doing alright, about an extra 300 a week, and not too much work. just answering questions and stuff online. anyways, you should try it, it seriously so easy:
Dude when is the NEW ALBUM coming out?? Oh, yeah I quess we have the same LSD fountain in Virginia as Texas. Snorklewacker's been backwashing the same water that contaminated Scratch Acid and The Butthole Surfers?? Maybe it's the Fountain of Cool they've drank from like yall did?? Keep it up guys, awesome stuff!!
Depends what date you need!! Seems like everyone in the world is touring in those months. Blacksburg is kind of small and can't handle too many shows...haha. So let me know when you have a specific date and I'll try to help you out! -Dominique
Plucky wants to convey that The Snorklewacker appears to be composed of mighty impressive creatickle thickness. Mucho likey! Very diggy diggin! Had to share the appreciation.(Comments from Plucky -spokesbirdy for fEATHER- are made with the consent of fEATHER and DO represent their opinion and position).