Anything where a guy with dread locks sings songs I can't relate to. So loud, or so riddmic. Songs from da mudderland. bum bum bumble.
Movies
Frozen curtains of Roasto Beefo, Strapping on and Strapping In, Shreddy Does Denver, The Garden, German brown town...
Television
Ashton Kutcher is pretty cool. As long as there is a zany politically edgy bro face with wacky bed head screaming in a microphone, we'll watch it. Especially slow motion up close action shots of spins below the lip in halfpipes.
Books
We don't only shred the hill, we shred the pages. Yeah, we're pretty X behind the glasses. War and Peace...time me. Yeah, I read it in 58 minutes. How long did it take you? Loser.
Heroes
whoever it was who invented the Haakon Flip, Viktory Indy, Lenny Kravitz, Wood, Fire, oh yeah, Water....as long as it's frozen. People who crap themselves under the age of 60. That stuff is awesome!
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Infiltrated but never without a rash. Keep them coming Bert, my rippling lat and delts can deal the whelping welts, and holy sheeyat is my mustache saddle-proof or what?
I enjoy passing ropes and full body extensions. Me like words and frozen stuffin muffins.
Who I'd like to meet: I, me, we, us, just want to to whirly birds and pansy plucks while treading water with female ducks. Cluck cluck n shite, aiiight!!!
Dunkin' Donut. Freddie Mercury.
SNOWBOARDER magazine, New Mount Snow Edits! We've been riding at Mount Snow a bunch over the past couple months and did a couple of edits for Carinthia. Check them out! - bakwoods crew
