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Willy Wonka
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Hsaswaknow
Male
61 years old
United Kingdom
Last Login: 10/30/2007
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Mood:
chipper
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Willy Wonka's Interests
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My interests are fairly basic:
I enjoy candymaking. I enjoy sailing on my boat. All I ask for is a tall ship and a star to sail 'er by. I love riding around in my Wonkamobile It's a pretty sweet vehicle. (sweet? heh)...and the Wonkavator.
I love singing and dancing and creating such amazing things as Lickable wallpaper, 3-Course-Dinner Gum, Everlasting Gobstoppers, Fizzy Lifting Drinks, and Golden Eggs. (But easter is over? Shhh, dont tell the geese, I'm trying to get ahead for next year) | | Music | I enjoy singing on my own... "if you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it...anything you want to...do it. Want to change the world? Theres nothing to it"
I also love the music that is heard resounding through the halls of my factory all day: The wonderful song of the oompa loompas and the piercing sound of my whistle I also love the the overture to The Marriage of Figaro, by Mozart and that is the musical lock to my Chocolate room!
OOMPA LOOMPAS:
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO
I'VE GOT ANOTHER PUZZLE FOR YOU
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADAH DEE
IF YOU ARE WISE YOU'LL LISTEN TO ME
WHO DO YOU BLAME WHEN YOUR KID IS A BRAT
PAMPERED AND SPOILED LIKE A SIAMESE CAT
BLAMING THE KIDS IS A LIE AND A SHAME
YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHO'S TO BLAME
THE MOTHER AND THE FATHER
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DAH
IF YOU'RE NOT SPOILED THEN YOU WILL GO FAR.
YOU WILL LIVE IN HAPPINESS TOO
LIKE THE OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DO
| | Movies | MY MOVIE
| | Television | ...it's not television
ITS WONKAVISION!
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ROALD DAHL
Thank you for creating my world
and my oompas
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The Cores of Metal, BRING BACK PAUL LEMPERT, Hugs Not Drugs, Aaron Winters, BAM Margera Fan Club, When Nickelodeon didn't suck., Zebraman 0, WILLY WONKA FANS
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Willy Wonka's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Zodiac Sign: | Leo | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | Love kids, but not for me |
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Willy Wonka at home Posted at 5:35 PM Jul 25, 2007
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Willy Wonka's Blurbs |
About me:
My name is Willy Wonka and I own Wonka's Chocolate Factory.
My world is scrumdidlyumptious! And if you want to view paradise simple look around and view it. Anything you want to, do it.
Want to change the world? There's nothing to it.
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Who I'd like to meet:
I decided a long time ago I had to find a child. A very honest, loving child to whom I can tell all my most precious candy making secrets.
Id like to meet the imposter as well
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