NOFX, mad caddies, reel big fish, less than jake, anti-flag, bouncing souls, sublime, big D and the kinds table, millencolin, rancid, streetlight manifesto, BIGWIG!, planet smashers, desmond dekker, rage against the machine, mustard plug, the clash, bob marley, rise against, good riddance, flogging molly, bad religion, dropkick murphys,CKY, bedouin soundclash, misfits, THE JOHNSTONES!!!, the flatliners, turbonegro, him,
About me: Well, i suck at writing about myself. so i got other people to do it. Andi says: he might just be the happiest person you've ever met! Mellie says: he's amazing! (which makes me smile) Jess says: he's friendly! Kawk says: Paul is like rich uncle penny bags! Melli says: PAULS SO CUTE. and he has cute curly hair and I love him: D
and he's sooooooooo cute.
Raven says: in one word, PAUL is amazing! Charlotte says: k, whatever Paul Mcgow!<3 Megan says: PAUL IS A POON THAT I LAN! Mike says: the first time i saw paul i got a boner
Heather says: Paul is the most awsomest guy to ever walk the planet and he loves and drinks coke lots, but he doesn't get pimples often?
he is super nice, and YOU reading this wants to be his friend :] olivia says: yur a sxc gucci mami, wgimme hunni kissez grl (K)(K)
I say:I WAS BORN JULY 24TH!
I'M BASICLY THE JESUS OF SUMMER!
Who I'd like to meet: YOUR MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
paull!!! awww i hope your having fun, i think i only sent you like 2 texts before my mom cenceld my phone, and i got kicked out lol, so ill be in montreal more so we can hangout more ahha :)
i hope your having an amaaaaaaazing time, i miss you lovely
3. Kill all the family pets and say that God did it because they wouldn't do the dishes. This should foster a nice atheistic household.
4. When you bathe them, point and laugh at their genitalia.
5. Tell them you love them every day. When they say, "I love you too," laugh and say, "I was just kidding!"
6. Tape them to the ceiling.
7. For the first five years of their life (until they start Kindergarten) replace all the lights in the house with strobe lights. See what happens. (My guess: They'll learn to blink in sync with the strobe. That's what happened when I tried this experiment with kittens.)
8. Whenever they say a certain word, (let's pick "hungry") do a little dance, jump up and down three times, clap, touch your toes, then lay down and pretend to go to sleep.
9. Teach them right and left backwards. This will be sure to fuck them up for years to come.
10. Do whatever your parents did to you. You're pretty fucked up.
11. Tell your son how he should have been a girl with the hair and eyelashes he has. Then give him a gender neutral name that is more often used as a girls name like Leigh Noel. Limit masculine influences in his life and teach him to cook, sew, clean and enjoy musicals.
12. Tell your kids that you love their grandkids more than they ever loved you
13. Cry everyday so that the kid feels that they learn when you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up.
14. Always end your praise of your kid accomplishments with BUT...
15. Punish your kids for looking guilty just in case even when you know they haven't done anything wrong
16. Enforce a rapidly changing set of standards and rules and backup your reasons with because I'm your mother.
17. Give them a book about sex education and then say, "Please don't ask questions."
