DeathMetal Shawn- lead vocal, guitar, percussion, samples...
Josh Nichols- vocals, guitar, bass, percussion, effects....
"Mayberry" Trey Robertson- guitars, vocals, bass....
Our sound has been described as if Luciano Pavarotti teamed up with N*SYNC to cover Queensryche's "Spreading The Disease" ..............
additional musicians:
Alicia Day-bass,back vocals
Leonardo Castro-effects, back vocals
Stephen Jobe- percussion,back vocals............ .......... ............... ............... ........... ............ ............................... .................... ................... ................. ............... ................... ...... New SOAPSCUM LYRICS!!!!!!..... ..... ...........
"FISTING PARIS"
Skinny blonde socialite untalented bitch
Gonna bend her over and invade her with my fistShe didn't complain about my spiked armbands('cuz I'm so metal)Next time I'm gonna try using both hands
Next up gonna try the Full House twins
Gonna be up to my elbows in sin ('cuz I'm so metal)
Wanna watch better check your local listings
It's my new show called "Celebrity Fistings"
FUCK TILEX!
FUCK TILEX!
FUCK TILEX!
FUCK TILEX!
Tonight on VH1 They have "Behind The Fist"
Gloria Estefan is first on the list
My forearms will likely cramp
But I'll be punching like a champ!
Come get a dose of Celebrity Fisting!!!
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"THE GIFT"
Since it's our anniversary
I decided not to beat you today
Instead I wanted you to remember it In a special kinda way
I decided to buy you a gift
But we already had a vacuum
So, I wanted something useful
I bought you a broom
(chorus)
Here's your fuckin' broom, start sweepin' bitch
Here's your fuckin' broom, start sweepin' bitch
Here's your fuckin' broom, start sweepin' bitch
Here's your fuckin' broom, start sweepin'....
You didn't see happy with it
So I threw trash on the floor
You'd surely win the award for
World's Most Ungrateful Whore
You said I'd be sorry
The police you would call
But the sheriffs my uncle
And he'd break your jaw (bitch)
(repeat chorus)
FUCK TILEX!
FUCK TILEX!
FUCK TILEX!
FUCK TILEX!
(repeat chorus again)
Start sweeping before I put that broomstick to some good use, cunt!
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"HIPPO VOMIT"
I wanna bathe in hippo vomit
I wanna bathe in hippo vomit
I wanna bathe in hippo vomit
I wanna bathe in hippo vomit
I wanna bathe in hippo vomit
I wanna bathe in hippo vomit
I wanna bathe in hippo vomit
I wanna bathe in 1,2,3,4....
FUCK TILEX!
FUCK TILEX!
FUCK TILEX!
FUCK TILEX!
Life is a mystery
Everyone must stand alone
I hear you call my name
And it feels like...
I wanna bathe in hippo vomit
I wanna bathe in hippo vomit
I wanna bathe in hippo vomit
I ain't gonna say it again.
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"MOSH PIT NINJAZ"
You stupid 90lb. fuckers
Stop working on your gymnastics routines
You're in the pit to hit
Not to flail around like Tinkerbell on coke
Fred Durst worked on his ninja moves
In a pit at a Yanni concert
He was gangraped by hippies
He didn't mind at all
If Bruce Lee is your idol
That is fuckin' fine
Don't dance like that in a mosh pit
Go see 'A Chorus Line'
Chris Barnes wants to have your lovechild
Six Feet Under will throw the baby shower
You can name your baby Chuck Norris
But he'll grow up to like Air Supply
FUCK TILEX
FUCK TILEX
FUCK TILEX
FUCK TILEX
FUCK TILEX
Lay down your soul to the god Ty-D-Bowl
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"WWW.STUPIDWHORE.COM"
I met you on www.stupidwhore.com
You were such a stupid whore
That I raped you
And made your mother watch at axepoint
Your ad said you like long walks on the beach
So I made you take a long walk to the fridge
And get me a beer I didn't even want
So I threw it at you
Driving through Pinellas Park
I saw a girl riding horseback
So I ran her over
She was asking for it!!!!!
FUCK TILEX!
FUCK TILEX!
FUCK TILEX!
FUCK TILEX!
I met you on stupidwhore.com
You were a ditzy cheerleader
Talk about 'Great Expectations'
I knew you'd put out in 5 minutes
So I walked you back to your place
Kissed you on the doorstep
Beat you with a wrench
Then set you on fire!"
Influences
Here Are The Laws In My World...... 1.I ADAMANTLY OPPOSE THE DEATH PENALTY.
2.PEDOPHILES SHOULD BE CASTRATED.
3.ALTHOUGH I'M A NON-SMOKER, I DON'T BELIEVE THE GOV'T SHOULD HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO TELL ANY BUSINESS THAT IT CAN'T ALLOW SMOKING
4.I BELIEVE THAT FELONS WHO HAVE SERVED THEIR TIME SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO VOTE.
5.I BELIEVE IF PEOPLE WANNA DISPLAY THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OR ANY RELIGIOUS ICON ANYWHERE, THAT SHOULD BE FINE.OF COURSE THIS MEANS IF ANYONE WANTS TO PLACE STATUES OF BUDDHA OR MUHAMMED IN THE SAME SPOT, THEY SHOULD BE ALLOWED.
6.IF KIDS WANNA PRAY IN SCHOOL, IT'S ALL GOOD, IF THEY DON'T, THEN SO BE IT.
7.I BELIEVE IN THE RIGHT TO BEAR BATTLEAXES...
8.I BELIEVE IN ABJECT EQUALITY OF ALL HUMANS REGARDLESS OF THEIR GEOGRAPHICAL LOCATION
9.I BELIEVE THAT THE 'PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE' IS A RATHER SILLY RITUAL.
10.I BELIEVE THAT THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE IS A JOKE|
11.I BELIEVE THAT METAL RULES!
12.I BELIEVE EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE FREEDOM OF RELIGION, JUST DON'T IMPOSE YOURS ON ME. AND RESPECT MY LACK OF RELIGION!
13.I BELIEVE THE CONCEPT OF 'RACE' IS A JOKE. YOU SHOULD NEVER USE IT TO PUT UP BARRIERS, NOR SHOULD ONE EVER USE IT AS A CRUTCH.
14.LET THE GAYS MARRY FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD!
15.I'M ALWAYS READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL, SO YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO BOTHER ASKING ME, HANK.
16.I BELIEVE THAT ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVISTS HAVE THE RIGHT TO KISS MY ASS BECAUSE I LIKE STEAK ANS I WILL INDISCRIMINATELY SCREAM LIKE A SCHOOLGIRL IF A SPIDER CROSSES MY PATH (SEE THE RIGHT TO BARE BATTLEAXES IN REFERENCE TO THE LATTER)
17.I BELIEVE YOU ALL HAVE THE RIGHT TO LAUGH AND MAKE FUN OF ME BECAUSE I'M MAKING IT PUBLIC KNOWLEDGE THAT FOR SOME REASON I ALWAYS LIKED THAT SONG THAT ARETHA FRANKLIN & GEORGE MICHAEL DID IN THE '80s (...I knew you were waiting for me...ah-haaaa....)
18.I BELIEVE THAT WOMEN HAVE THE RIGHT TO USE WEAPONS AGAINST ABUSIVE MEN, BUT ANY WOMAN WHO LIES ABOUT PHYSICAL ABUSE OR STAYS WITH A PHYSICAL ABUSER SHOULD BE FORCED TO WEAR A SCARLET LETTER.
19.I BELIEVE THERE IS IN FACT MORE THAN ONE WAY TO ROCK, SORRY SAMMY HAGAR, YOU ARE DEAD WRONG!
20.I BELIEVE YOU GUYS ARE TIRED OF READING THIS SHIT.
21. I BELIEVE THAT IF A HARD THUG-LOOKIN' KID PULLS HIS CAR UP BESIDE ME AND HE IS PLAYING LIMP BIZKIT, TUPAC, EMINEM OR RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE AND PRETENDING TO BE A BADASS AS HE SINGS ALONG, I (AND YOU) HAVE THE RIGHT TO GET OUT OF OUR CARS AND PICK HIS CAR UP LIKE THE INCREDIBLE HULK AND TOSS IT, THEN PULL HIS BODY OFF THE STREET AND BEAT THE HELL OUT OF WHAT'S LEFT OF HIM.
22.I BELIEVE IN THE UNCONDITIONAL ABOLITION OF TILEX.
23.HELL YEAH I'M PRO-CHOICE. ABORTION IS A NECESSITY. NATURAL POPULATION CONTROL IS INEVITABLE. BUT I'M STILL ANTI-WAR UNLESS IT'S COMPLETELY NECESSARY.
U REALLY DON'T WANT ANY OF THIS
Sounds Like
The CDs currently (as of 8/20/06) on rotation in my stereo are: 1.BLOOD RITUAL- "Black Grimoire" 2.CRETIN- "Freakery" 3.MANGLED- "Most Painful Ways" 4.SANITY'S DAWN/FETUSEATERS- "split CD" 5.WHORE- "Unfinished Business" 6.ENGORGED- "Where Monsters Dwell" 7.GHOUL- "Splatterthrash" 8.ANAL CUNT- "Everyone Should Be Killed" 9.VIRAL LOAD- "Practitioners Of Perversion" 10.MORBID SAVOURING- "Insensitivicious" 11.FRIGHTMARE- "Midnight Murder Mania" 12.REGURGITATE- "Carnivorous Erection" 13.FONDLECORPSE- "From Beyond The Crypt" 14.ANAL CUNT- "I Like It When You Die" 15.LEUKORRHEA- "Hatefucked & Tortured" 16.MEATSHITS- "Violence Against Feminist Cunts" 17.ZUCKUSS- "Rancor Rimjob" 18.INHUME- "In For The Kill" 19.AMOEBIC DYSENTERY- "Hospice Orgy" 20.BIRDFLESH- "Alive Autopsy" 21.EXHUMED- "Anatomy Is Destiny" 22.FORNICATOR- "s/t" 23.NAILSHITTER- From The Bowels Of The Impaled" 24.VARIOUS ARTISTS- "The Horror Hive: Razorback Records Compilation" 25.SEVERE TORTURE- "Fall Of The Despised" 26.FOETOPSY- "Dyspartum" 27.BLOOD FREAK- "Live fast, Die Young, And Leave A Flesh Eating Corpse" 28.LIVIDITY- "Til Only The Sick Remain" 29.SPLATERHOUSE- "The House That Dead Built" 30.SIKFUK- "Fingercuffing The Beheaded" 31.ANAL BLEEDING- "Two Cocks In One Hole" 32.EMBALMING THEATER- "Sweet Chainsaw Melodies" 33.AGORAPHOBIC NOSEBLEED- "Frozen Corpse Stuffed With Dope" 34.DEADEN- "Hymns For The Sick" 35.BATHTUB SHITTER- "Dancehall Grind" 36.ILLDISPOSED- "Submit" 37.LENG TCH'E- Death By A Thousand Cuts" 38.ISAACARUM- "Curbed" 39.HAEMORRHAGE/IMPALED- "split CD" 40.LINCOLN LOVE LOG- "Are You BBQ?" 41.GADGET- "The Funeral March" 42.DECOMPOSING SERENITY- "Please Don't Die Yet...I'm Not Done" 43.GIGANTIC BRAIN- "Invasion Discography" 44.OPHIOLATRY- "Anti-Evangelistic Process" 45.SKINLESS- "Trample The Weak, Hurdle The Dead" 46.XXX MANIAK- "Harvesting The Cunt Nectar" 47.FUNERAL RAPE- "A Chainsaw In The Cunt" 48.RETCH- "Ben-Wa Baby Heads" 49.PUTRID PILE- "Collection Of Butchery" 50.CEPHALIC CARNAGE/ANAL BLAST- "split CD" 51.PROSTITUTE DISFIGUREMENT- "Embalmed Madness"
Soapscum formed in 1997 because Shawn and Josh were fucken bored and had cheap guitars and lots of liquor at their disposal. Shawn's one man band Disorderly Cows had just sadly broken up and he was having a hard time dealing with that. Their influences were Anal Cunt, Frank Zappa & The Mothers, Mega Smegma, Exit 13, and Gore Beyond Necropsy. Unfortunately for you the listener, this is the finished product.... Although we have not recorded anything since 1999 (since Trey and Josh were abducted by aliens and never returned), we couldn't help but know how important we are to the international music scene, and this we decided to offer you this page. And with any luck, you won't throw it back at us...
HERE ARE SOME OF MY CDs!!!!! DEATH FUCKING METAL!!!!!
FONDLECORPSE "Blood And Popcorn" mini-CD out now on Razorback Records
Razorback Records is excited to announce the arrival of these mutant couch potato, B-movie loving, Boglin-thrashing, Critter-gulping lunatics from Holland into our tomb of gore! Get ready to dive into a pool of slime, as the band unleashes their mini-CD "Blood and Popcorn" which is the ultimate in pure monster-mashing, gory, old-school death metal. Listen for the sound of small spacecrafts crashing in your backyard, it could be FONDLECORPSE preparing to attack and steal your remote control while carving you up for their fast-food binge!
Price: $8 US/$10 World official Razorback Records web site http://www.razorbackrecords.com
