Call on these vintage hot rod mechanics to get that engine of yours
purring! varooom! These tough, rock 'um - sock
'um, roller derby gals have come together to steal hearts, burn rubber and
leave the other teams in the dust!
Keep an eye on your rearview
mirror...the Sockit Wenches are gonna SOCK-iT
TO YA!
FUND RAISING:
Our 2008 "Year of the Wench" Pin-up Calendar is hot off the press and features 13 months of beautiful ladies. There's a Wench for every season!
Order one now by visiting the Rat City Rollergirl's merch page HERE!
Many thanks for your support on this!
You can also help us out by purchasing our merch at the bouts, or at our TEAM EVENTS, or purchase our team MERCH ONLINE.
SPONSORS:
The Sockit Wenches would like to thank all of our sponsors and our newest sponsor, Entellium! If you are interested in sponsoring the Wenches, Email Us and write "SW Sponsorship" in the subject line.
2007 LEAGUE VICTORIES:
Saturday, July 28, 2007 (in Seattle, WA)
Until this game, the Derby Liberation Front was undefeated in Season Three. But in a major upset at the semi-finals bout, the 2006 Season Champion Sockit Wenches broke that streak, securing their spot to defend their Championship title.
Championship bout match up on August 18, 2007: Grave Danger vs. Sockit Wenches
Grudge Match: Thottle Rockets vs. Derby Liberation Front
2007 INTER-LEAGUE VICTORIES:
Sunday, July 15, 2007 (in Atlanta, GA)
The Sockit Wenches took no prisoners when they stormed down South to take on the best that the Atlanta Rollergirls had to offer. Determined to earn a win with their first game on the road, the Wenches refused to give up, or to give in to the Atlanta All Star Team. Even though they were dazzled by both the skill and hospitality of their southern derby sisters, the Wenches poured it on and won this game 100 - 94! Yet another all-star team beaten by the Rat City Rollergirls in the blue and orange uniforms.
Saturday, March 31, 2007 (in Seattle, WA)
The interleague action of Season Three's Bout Two featured a fierce fight between the Sockit Wenches
and Albuquerque New Mexico's Duke City Derby all star
team, Muñecas Muertas. Duke City
put up a valiant fight, keeping the game oh-so-close, but, in the end, the Sockit Wenches prevailed. Rat City had a
blast hosting the amazing athletes of Albuquerque and hope to have them back again soon!
So are you going to be able to make it for a session at the beach? It's only $10 for ALL of August and everyone is welcome! See my profile for all the details.
UHHH... IS IT ALL OF YOUR BIRTHDAY??? CONGRATULATIONS ON THE ANNIVERSARY OF YET ANOTHER YEAR'S EXTENTION ON THIS HELLHOLE... NOW LET'S GET DRUNK AND VOMMIT!!!
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