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Sock Puppet Presidents
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"we are the sock puppet presidents."
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101 years old
BROOKLYN, New York
United States
Last Login:
6/18/2008
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| General | governing the sock puppet united states of america, enforcing national sock puppet law as given in the Sock Puppet Constitution and written by Sock Puppet Congress. | | Music | sock puppet national anthem. | | Books | sock puppet articles of sock puppet confederation, sock puppet constitution | | Heroes | harrison ford. |
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| Status: | Single | | Zodiac Sign: | Pisces |
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About me:
about series 1.5 sock puppet portraits:
the three u.s. presidents are from the elusive series 1.5 sock puppet portraits by marty
like so many of their brethren (and sistren), they are a part of the sock puppet (and human) rock band, uncle monsterface
unlike so many of their fellow puppets, the nine series 1.5 sock puppet portraits were created specifically for chicago's art source gallery's 2007 exhibition, 'under 5 feet,' originally printed and sold at 11"x14". but now they are available for sale on the mean streets of nyc, along with marty's 82 billion other sock puppet portraits in their little 2"x3"(and occasionally bigger) frames.
further separating these kids from their earlier peers, the series 1.5 puppets have 'family' myspace profiles(the series 1 sock puppet portraits can be found in the top friends, below - each one of THESE guys filled out their OWN profile - as will the forthcoming SERIES 2 sock puppet portraits). the family portraits from series 1.5 couldn't agree on which specific puppet might get to fill out each profile, so they convinced me to just write their collective stories for them.
as to the sock puppet presidents:
often a point of debate and contention, the unearthing of these three presidential sock puppet portraits serves as irrefutable evidence of the richly handed down tradition of sock puppet portraiture.
sock puppet george washington(february 22, 1732 – december 14, 1799) was a central, critical figure in the founding of the Sock Puppet United States of America, as well as the nation's first sock puppet president (1789–1797). before becoming one of the major founding sock puppet fathers of the sock puppet nation, as well as sock puppet president, sock puppet washington led the Sock Puppet Continental Army to victory over the Sock Puppet Kingdom of Great Britain in the Sock Puppet American Revolutionary War (1775–1783).
sock puppet martin van buren(December 5, 1782 – July 24, 1862), nicknamed Old Kinderhook, was the eighth Sock Puppet President of the Sock Puppet United States from 1837 to 1841. he wasn't into sock puppet slavery before it was ever a cool thing not to be into, but he also wasn't to into sock puppet texas, either. that's probably why he got taken out by sock puppet james k. polk. there's one thing that sock puppet polk could never take away from sock puppet van buren - his very cool hair.
sock puppet abraham lincoln(february 12, 1809 – april 15, 1865) was the sixteenth sock puppet president of the Sock Puppet United States, serving from March 4, 1861 until his assassination. as an outspoken opponent of the expansion of sock puppet slavery, sock puppet lincoln won the Sock Puppet Republican Party nomination in 1860 and was elected president later that year. during his term, he helped preserve the Sock Puppet United States by leading the defeat of the secessionist Sock Puppet Confederate States of America in the Sock Puppet American Civil War. He introduced measures that resulted in the abolition of sock puppet slavery, issuing his Sock Puppet Emancipation Proclamation in 1863 and promoting the passage of the Thirteenth Amendment to the Sock Puppet Constitution in 1865.
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Who I'd like to meet:
sock puppet rousseau, sock puppet john locke, sock puppet adam weishaupt.
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Sock Puppet Presidents has 23 friends.
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