Soiler
The Devil Eats Cheese Because Thats What You Feed Him
Soiler Sounds
Writer: AARON JENTZEN
Soiler is on a mission to shit out the laziest, vilest and funniest drunk-punk rawk in the Burgh. By the time the 18 originals on its CD have scourged your stereo, youll find yourself pleasantly awash in your most cartoonish misogynistic thoughts and rock-star fantasies.
Whether its Betwixt the Legs of an Angel or Leavin Town Fuck, its all distorted bass lines, pounding faux-Sabbath drums, saturated guitar sludge and vocalist Chip Hamm goading you to kick your own ass and everyone elses.
Despite the bands blasphemous biblical references (and the fact that the CD arrived with the worlds largest T-shirt emblazoned with Fuck You Im With Satan!), Soiler is really too hilarious to be satanic. Except perhaps in a human-individualism, Anton La Vey sense, as heard in Dont Waste Your Prayers on Me: There is no god but me / and girls and drugs to make me dizzy.
For Beelzebubs sake, track seven is called Gyro of Vengeance.
As if you havent soiled yourself already, the CD comes with a bonus disc: Under the Covers With Soiler. These nine covers are arguably better than the main disc, with creative desecrations of your teen-age favorites. Smell the Feces, for example, literalizes the classic Ramones song My Brain Is Hanging Upside Down.
If the devil eats cheese because thats what you feed him, Soiler fans will eat corned beef because at its April 21 CD-release show, the bands serving Rubens, halushki and other hellish delights. If you thought the 31st Street Pub bathrooms were rough before, imagine that menu plus a fifth of vodka splashed all over the toilet rim. Party on, Garth!
Soiler CD release with Motorpsychos, Novadriver and Awaken the Blood. 10 p.m. Fri., April 21. 31st Street Pub, 3101 Penn Ave., Strip District. 412-391-8334 or www.31stpub.com
SOILER RULES THE UNIVERSE!!! Acidface is back. you can stop using excrement as a weopon now...We want to play with soiler again!!! "she got a big old butt but a TINY LITTLE BUTTHOLE!!!"
Dagnabbit Chip! You gonna make a tour down to FLA? because that's where I'm coolin' out at for the next month. If not, get some muthafuckin' pics, a'ight?
Cheers dude!
Ahhh, dagnabbit! Yeah, I just figured out that Soiler is dead. Hopefully it shall be resurected again one day, yes? I'll be there with a handle of whiskey and a mic when it does happen, a'ight?
Cheers!
So, I take it you're in the process of moving, eh? Hit me up when ya get some intarnet! I'm prolly gonna go see Aaron's band on the 24th if ya still wanna drink!
You were supose to come out drinking at the Smiling Moose with Michael Stuart and I........... To see all my buds with the Soiler Army Tattoos.
Get back into town, NOW DAMNIT!!
Awww man! I wish my sound-chip wasn't burnt, I gotta hear your shit! Also, watching GWAR videos while Guns n' Roses plays on the stereo has lost its lustre. I'll just go flip my mom's Buick now........
