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Rabbi Crut

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  • Rabbi Crut

  • 31 / Male
  • McComb, Ohio, US
  • Last Login: 7/8/2009

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  • General

    Ich Bin Ein VPMLer.
    Yes, I am Rabbi Crut.
    Yes, I am That Rabbi Crut.
    "Yes, I Am" is an album by Melissa Etheridge.
    Y!: SolentGrn
    AIM: SolentGren
    Google Talk: SolentGrn
    Have you ever been looking at my myspace profile and said, gee I wonder if it's partly cloudy where Crut is? Boy do I have the thing for you!
    Forecast Radar Cameras Photos
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    Rabbi Crut's Facebook profile

  • Music

    Look I now have obnoxious music in my profile so you can't visit it while you're goofing off at work!
    .. ..

  • Movies

    Uhm ... How's about Soylent Green?

  • Television

    Family Guy, Simpsons, American Dad, The Oblongs, The Critic, Robot Chicken, Clerks : The Series, The Edge, Cop Rock, King of the Hill, Futurama, Homeboys in Outer Space,

  • Books

    "Make Room, Make Room" by Harry Harrison

  • Heroes

    is a show on NBC, that quite frankly is starting to annoy me. This guys a good guy but no wait, he's really a bad guy. This bad guy is really a good guy, or is he? Someone who's been hiding in the shadows for the past three episodes is someone's parent and has amazing new powers. Also two people speak in Japanese.

Details

  • Status: Married
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: McComb, OH
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Height: 5' 11"
  • Ethnicity: Other
  • Religion: Jewish
  • Zodiac Sign: Gemini
  • Children: Proud parent
  • Education: College graduate

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About me:

I spent most of my teenage years training for the Olympics, my medal dreams were ruined however, when I found out what the 'Clean and Jerk' really was.

Whenever my wife asks me why I love her, I always feel like I'm in eighth-grade math class, and my teacher just told me I have to show my work. I know I've got the right answer, but I'll be damned if I know why or how I got it.

"Yes, that is quite an amazing talent ... and the Hedgehog would make a good sidekick for Wolverine in the next sequel, but I'm afraid you have the wrong kind of X-Men movie, Mr Jeremy."

My wife told me to always be completely honest with her, but I know better now. I told her about one little incident from my sexual past and -- BOOM! -- suddenly I'm not allowed to watch the Muppets anymore.

I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas, also taking a final exam in a class I've never been to, and oh no, where are my pants!

I hate being hungry and horny at the same time, because then I have to decide whether to eat or masturbate first, and it seems like I always choose wrong because the guy from Domino's arrives before I can finish up.

I had a dream last night that I walked into my college cafeteria and discovered one of the workers having sex with a scrambled-egg-and-sausage breakfast burrito. I'm sure this dream has a Freudian meaning, but I think it may be in my best interest not to figure out what it is.

Let's just say women are less than thrilled when your bedroom dirty talk begins with "Go-go, gadget penis!

Who I'd like to meet:

The Dali Lama, Ghandi, Martin Luther King Jr. and Gina Gershon because she's got a nice rack and lips that could suck the chrome off a bumper.
My top friends are in no way ranked by how close I am to that particular person, or even how much I like them. They are instead ranked by who, by picture alone, will make me look the most popular. This is the unspoken philosophy of MySpace and I embrace it for the dirty filthy whore that it is. The exception of course of my wife, who was offended I didn't treat her as an object.

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