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Kelly Taylor, American Comic
Interdit aux -16 ans / Impro / Vu à la télévision
"NEVER be ashamed of a heart-felt laugh. Laugh like no one is listening..."

Male
41 years old
Del City, OK
United States



Last Login: 10/7/2008
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BioCurrently I write a column called "Angry in America by Angry Johnny" for oklahomapunkscene.com and will soon be adding content to local press "Nonzine". I hope to get the gig as announcer/emcee for Tornado Alley Roller Girls, the official roller derby league of OKC so watch this page for details as they develop!! I haven’t done any stand-up lately because I’m too lazy to practice and it takes like 5 to 15 years to break-out... I’m just too god-damned lazy for all that razmatazz!

You may notice my friend’s list is growing at a rapid rate. It consists of my actual friends & also comics that I respect & think are very funny. Some of them I have seen live & some I have not. If I have seen you live beware though (Dave Attell, I’m looking at YOU!). Nearly everyone I see in concert either dies or goes off in to obscurity. Fairly warned be ye, says I!


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Influences(As if I could put these in ANY sort of order!!)

Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor, Flip Wilson, George Carlin, Robin Williams, Bill Hicks, Steve Martin, Smothers Brothers, Firesign Theater, Not Ready for Primetime Players (old school SNL folks), Monty Python, Lily Tomlin, Andy Kaufman, Emo Phillips (to a lesser extent), Johnathon Winters and on and on and on...

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MembersMe & the many personalities that I call "characters" so people don’t freak out... If I played well with others I would’ve already ridden some one else’s coat tails to fame and fortune (at very least fortune)!

I’ve been doing voices/impersonations since elementary school and I think they evolved into little people that reside in my cerebral cortex. In 3rd grade I did a fire prevention play using the voice of the professor from the Bozo Show & someone asked if I was actually from Germany! I was impressed with myself & have been ever since. (You musn’t put vires oonder rugs they can become frayed oond vorn!")

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     Kelly Taylor, American Comic's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:0' 0"
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Children:Proud parent
Occupation:Smart Ass


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About me:
Who I'd like to meet:
The people who keep stealing my jokes & telling them on Comedy Central specials.

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Lisa





Sep 22 2008 6:08 PM

Humans = Surface Nuisance!!!

R.I.P. George Carlin!

Cheers, Kelly, I hope you are doing well, you gnat you!!!
Tornado Alley Rollergirls/OKC Roller Derby:





Sep 20 2008 11:25 AM

See you tomorrow! Thanks for not calling us meals on wheels. We appreciate your respect :)
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KLUTZ





Aug 12 2008 2:43 AM

alimony... LMFAO!
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Aug 4 2008 4:18 AM

YOU ARE LOONY .... OUTBACK STAKEHOUSE INDEED
ROOK∞





Aug 4 2008 7:07 PM

Support HR5843
& decriminalize the use of Marijuana

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Lisa





Aug 4 2008 11:16 PM

You should come out for this if'n ya think you'd dig the tuneage:
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Dirk Hooper





Aug 3 2008 10:45 PM

Hope you enjoy Bad Girls! Drop by the studio and I'll be glad to sign it for you.

Thanks!
- Dirk
Lisa





Aug 3 2008 6:07 AM

Hi,Kelly, thanks for the friend add!!! Peace, brother...
Gigasaurus Rex





Jul 18 2008 2:07 PM

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Jul 6 2008 7:07 PM

Happy birthday! I was sorry to have to miss your party.
Still ready for dinner with you n' Mandi whenever you two are!
ROOK∞





Jul 6 2008 4:41 PM

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Jul 5 2008 3:22 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! HUGS* xo
ROOK∞





Jul 4 2008 7:28 PM

Happy Birthday
ROOK∞





Jun 26 2008 1:46 PM

I forgot to say he posted 4 new clips
http://www. youtube. com/user/ifiwantto
take time to watch them, they are great,
J
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Jun 3 2008 2:54 PM

if you insist. I'm sooo surprised you remember that conversation! Then Geoff said I should just start telling people that I invented the rap genre.... and I do! i miss his sense of humor so much! yours too! standing in awe of ur quick wit is like getting high or something.
I wanna see you do some open mic comedy at othello's sometime
Angela





May 29 2008 7:51 AM

Is Weeds pretty good? I was thinking about Netflixing them. I just got finished with all The L Words. I love that show.

Nice KFC signs. Those fucking bastards. May they all get eatin' alive.
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Mar 11 2008 7:40 PM

happy tuesday!

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Dec 31 2007 2:41 AM

Have a Smokey New Year!!
One Luv
~Vila

Magnificent Bird





Dec 14 2007 5:25 AM

well. I wait for no man. It was coincidence and laziness.

and boredom!

but we're happy to have you a friend.

♥~GLORIA~♥





Oct 16 2007 6:16 PM

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Oct 11 2007 6:37 PM

Greetings! Thanks for befriending us and the support. We hope to see you & your friends at our shows! Jah Bless. 1
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Oct 10 2007 7:09 PM

Funnier than My Naked Dad?! Man ... you really are funny!!! Hope all is well with you over there in Funny Land! xo.
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Sep 16 2007 2:16 AM

HEY BIG WINNER !!!!FORTUNATELY YOU ONLY HAVE TO COME TO HUMBOLDT CA CA TO GET IT!!!!!!!
JUST JOKING LOTS OF LOVE
♥~GLORIA~♥





Aug 29 2007 7:40 PM

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hello,old friend
♥~GLORIA~♥





Aug 25 2007 5:20 PM

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we did it my dear friend, WOW kelly how the hell aere you. i miss you bunches
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Aug 6 2007 5:41 AM

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Aug 3 2007 7:44 PM

HAGGIS!!
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Jul 20 2007 3:55 PM

circumstances are just right only a few times a year for hooky. this just might be one.
Casio Clay





Jul 12 2007 5:02 AM