Plotmeister
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20 years old
Missouri
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Last Login: 7/4/2009
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    Plotmeister's Interests
General"I'm just tryin' to get by, bein' quiet and shy, in a world full of pushin' and shove."

Buy my book or visit my website. This is my old website.


I am a female college student who writes poetry and lyrics. I love music, the internet, my friends, kittens, and not being blown up by the North Koreans.

That was the most generic crap I could come up with. Carry on.

MusicEverything from classical to soul.
MoviesThe Lion King, The Wrath of Khan, The Dark Knight, Constantine, Victor/Victoria, Secondhand Lions, disney, romantic comedy
TelevisionStar Trek, Whose Line is it Anyway?, Dharma & Greg, Friends, House, Night Court, M*A*S*H, The Drew Carey Show, Full House, Boy Meets World, Get Smart, Will & Grace, I Love Lucy, Green Acres, Happy Days
Books"I may not be much, Mr. Finch, but I'm still sheriff of Maycomb County and Bob Ewell fell on his knife. Good night, sir."
Heroes
Greg: "I don't want to feel sad."

Dharma: "Well nobody does. That's why there's drugs, alcohol, war, divorce, catalogs, plastic surgery, and pudding."

Greg: "Pudding?"

Dharma: "Try to cry when you're eating pudding, I dare you."

     Plotmeister's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:5' 3" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Undecided
Education:In college
Occupation:Human Being



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About me:


"Hey Malfoy, make like a ferret and bounce."







"Let's eat Mama!"
or
"Let's eat, Mama!"

Punctuation: It Saves Lives.




We want so much to offer. To be able to hold out, trembling and uncertainly smiling, the final fruits of our consummated labors.

But where is the continuity of action? The singleness of purpose, the drive of inspiration? The cold and final bell of the funeral service resounds night and day in our heads. The impossibility of being confronts us each day in the silent mirror.

So we learn to avert our eyes. Conditioned like laboratory dogs, the interminable repeat cycle of bell and steak and light in the eyes blinds us not with tears, no joy or savage frustration, no absurd and breaking laughter, but humdrum, timber-dry familiarity. A twitch at the corner of his mouth during the keynote speech at the fancy dinner party, and lassitude plants its sighing and impotent flag of victory. All hail, King Mediocrity.

Bastards. You've taken even the language of revolt from us. The dead words fall empty and vague from our mouths. We are so used to seeing the villain inside we no longer give chase, and he has forgotten to worry a sudden struggle might ruin his sleek black suit. A jailer who needs neither walls nor keys.

We reach inside our hearts for gifts to offer and, finding only cob-webbed shadows and old, unused furniture, we shape the emptiness into pleasing rings of illusion, diamonds of would-be, rubies of faded and reluctant lust. We twist, we writhe, we bring them out--our shriveled hearts, an offering for the metal desk altar of Art. Praised be the god of our failures. Hey. We tried.

Postmodern ingenuity abounds and we cannot save ourselves from nightfall. The earth turns its back on the sun and we blame His Golden Majesty for setting; even now.

Behold the dark face of the city. The burnt offering.

(To whom? And why? But wait...?)

Sacrifice accepted.





"Behold the turtle. He only makes progress when he sticks his neck out."




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Who I'd like to meet:


- DeForest Kelley
- Colin Mochrie
- Patrick Stewart
- Q/John de Lancie (like God, but prettier.)
- You. If you're not creepy.







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Jul 3 2009 5:22 AM





*Yours Truly*





May 6 2009 10:11 PM

come see me. you can help me pack!! i need all the help i can get!
Val Murah





May 6 2009 4:47 AM

that page is still there?! yeah, i forget about it too until i write a song, which hasn't happened for months now. oh well.
*Yours Truly*





May 6 2009 2:26 AM

HEY!!!! You need to color up your page girl! Damn finals are going to get the best of me... Just thought I'd leave you a comment. Cuz I can and your page wouldn't be as good w/o one from me. :D love ya!
Jeff





May 5 2009 4:14 PM

so what's this revelation?
*Rachel*





May 2 2009 6:01 PM

girl you look just fantastic! i am happy to hear you're back in the states...are you coming home after your campus visit?
Elena





Apr 29 2009 8:49 AM

yes, i'm still in moscow. and yes, university is so different from school, either russian school or american high school.
but i wish i could come there someday to see it and to see people there)) and i miss you all!
and of course i rerember tennis and these awards =) by the way, have you played tennis anymore? because i haven't =)
Alicia & russell





Apr 28 2009 6:16 PM

but i dont wanna go see the crazy man, hes crazy!
Elena





Apr 26 2009 1:37 PM

yes, it's important to live a life that is never boring. or you just get lost in a big crowd. oh, cool! India? I want to go there someday... (is not so far away) :)))))) and yes, China! And Japan...
Elena





Apr 25 2009 9:16 AM

actually, management is really fun. what i like most is marketing things... well, i din't know, it's just never boring)) How did you do it? I mean, did you plan to go there before and did some special things to go there or it was just spontaneously? ))
Elena





Apr 20 2009 10:10 AM

Well, I major in management. And what are you studying by the way? So do you like Italy? Well, hope everything will be great that last week and you have a good way home! (and you catch up with your university back there).

Oh no yet, I'm not planning to come then soon... (but it's a good thing to think about...)... have got to earn some money to buy a ticket... and maybe somedy)) Maybe you have any plans to go to see Russia? :)
Alicia & russell





Apr 19 2009 7:37 PM

you found hulu?
Elena





Apr 18 2009 9:00 AM

hi! I am soo glad to hear from you! Yeah, haven't talked in ages and ages, you're right. Well, I', doing ok here... in Moscow... in a university... Still the same)) (and yeah, alive) :)
And how are you? I heard you are in Italy?
Jeff





Apr 16 2009 2:31 PM

Live long and prosper!!!!!!!!! :p
Star Trek Fan Site





Apr 13 2009 9:18 PM

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Jeff





Apr 3 2009 8:23 PM

oic.
well let me know how everything goes!!!
Jeff





Apr 3 2009 6:26 PM

Need me to kick some italian policia ass???
Otto von Chriek





Jan 31 2009 1:11 AM

Thank you for befriendink zis old sucker :)

Greetinks from Otto
Mary Russell





Jan 20 2009 2:35 PM

My Friend – many happy returns of the day, from Mary Russell.
♥Alysa♥





Dec 26 2008 2:22 AM

Take this Christmas Icon
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Dec 4 2008 3:37 PM



*Yours Truly*





Dec 2 2008 5:30 AM

it's awesome!!! thank you soo much!!!! i love the duck!
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Nov 24 2008 4:39 AM

-bea™





Nov 19 2008 2:02 PM

lol yeah i started busting up.
it is sooo funny =]
Reyn





Nov 14 2008 12:55 AM

Want..Can't...Money...too...little of it...can't...survive...must..have..green...PAPER!!!

Or:
I don't think I'll have the money. I have to save, and start applying at KU and for scholarships and stuff, that way I can get away from this hellhole.
Might I stress the literalism of the 'hell' portion?
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