Once upon a time, millions of years ago, on the planet Zargonia...there stood one Zargonian octopus... NATHANJONES. He ventured on the plasma of dimensia 0527!ELEVEN .15/32nd..suddenly.. A large Fenoktur named JAHASHNOR the penguin, began to spit remnants of his own feces in a basket ball net, which lead to a friendly game of epic proportions. Forever. This game never ceased to exist. Forever. After 6.23@ *3! E!L1EV1EN!!11 our octopus friend began to deteriorate. It is at that point, where he decided to invite JONARHONIA, the minge scientist, to attach cybernetic microscopical 1337 armor on his body, to never perish.Forever. Jonarhonia was half man and half ikblergatron ( swedish pretzle jamming examiner) In the year 5911!ELEVEN 11 he composed a team. MOSSOMANITRONICALER the eagle stomper 5000 hundreded. Capable of ripping a hole in the space time continuum by jerking peasants off for a half an hour..per hour. COBRAMATRIX is the nemesis of Mossomanitronicaler,capable of licking the eyes of any arctic animal and then morphing them into gold excrement...this provides an ultimate lifeforce of rubatron to Nathanjones. They are forced by Jonarhonia to work together as partners.Forever. In comes PATRONIMASAURUS, the 26 foot dinosaur who lactates molten ghost monsters from the hit 80's cartoon show, Ghost-Busters. He is used as a sonic public relations blaster to teleport tampons ..EVERYWHERE.. and carry the 1337 parts. KRYZMANOOT was the final addition and was used as the main source of footpowdered mosquito bites with 67 orifice points. He had the ability to shrink any size smaller than he currently was.. but could never return to any larger size. This team finaly made it possible for Nathan jones to destroy his enemies... and his friends.
ENNEMY LIST: The Courage of being, Morse Code Alphabet, I Capture the Castle, Laid to waste, King Ruckus.
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