Once upon a time, millions of years ago, on the planet Zargonia...there stood one Zargonian octopus... NATHANJONES. He ventured on the plasma of dimensia 0527!ELEVEN .15/32nd..suddenly.. A large Fenoktur named JAHASHNOR the penguin, began to spit remnants of his own feces in a basket ball net, which lead to a friendly game of epic proportions. Forever. This game never ceased to exist. Forever. After 6.23@ *3! E!L1EV1EN!!11 our octopus friend began to deteriorate. It is at that point, where he decided to invite JONARHONIA, the minge scientist, to attach cybernetic microscopical 1337 armor on his body, to never perish.Forever. Jonarhonia was half man and half ikblergatron ( swedish pretzle jamming examiner) In the year 5911!ELEVEN 11 he composed a team. MOSSOMANITRONICALER the eagle stomper 5000 hundreded. Capable of ripping a hole in the space time continuum by jerking peasants off for a half an hour..per hour. COBRAMATRIX is the nemesis of Mossomanitronicaler,capable of licking the eyes of any arctic animal and then morphing them into gold excrement...this provides an ultimate lifeforce of rubatron to Nathanjones. They are forced by Jonarhonia to work together as partners.Forever. In comes PATRONIMASAURUS, the 26 foot dinosaur who lactates molten ghost monsters from the hit 80's cartoon show, Ghost-Busters. He is used as a sonic public relations blaster to teleport tampons ..EVERYWHERE.. and carry the 1337 parts. KRYZMANOOT was the final addition and was used as the main source of footpowdered mosquito bites with 67 orifice points. He had the ability to shrink any size smaller than he currently was.. but could never return to any larger size. This team finaly made it possible for Nathan jones to destroy his enemies... and his friends.
ENNEMY LIST: The Courage of being, Morse Code Alphabet, I Capture the Castle, Laid to waste, King Ruckus.
FRIEND LIST: Josue
FAKER @ Reflections Jan.23/08
Gambling Addiction @ Gus' - Halifax Feb.15/08
Here's a review of Gambling Addiction by Norm Robichaud of Rebecca's Grave:
"What the fuck!?!? Have my ears just been raped? They’re correct, winning is no option. No matter how hard you try you can’t not like this song. Even if I wanted to give this song a million listens to try and hate it, it would be impossible. You never see what the hell is coming from these guys, one second you’re in the mood to sit and have a romantic lunch with a loved one, the next second you’re in the mood to punch the guy standing next to you in the face. Such a perfect blend of metal and everything else imaginable basically. I can’t make out the lyrics in this song, frankly I’m scared to find out considering who the members are, but I’m sure it’s something absolutely unthought of before. And to me that is what Something Delicious is, a band that plays a form of music that has never been thought of before, and you will not hear anywhere else. I have mad respect for these guys and what they do."
GeoffM {drums} at his finest:
PUBLICITY STUNT @ Reflections Jan. 23/08
PAT (trumpet/vox) CONQUERING DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION
What no hotmail comments!!!? But I came here to spam you...fuck it, you'll get this regardless...
The new Giant record's almost here... CD release-May 2nd w/Cancer Bats/Black Lungs/A Textbook Tragedy @ The Manhattan!
There are more E.C. dates for May...
With The Cancerbats...
Tues April 29 – Fredericton, NB – Kinsman Centre Wed April 30 – Saint John, NB – Carleton Centre Thu May 1 - Glace Bay, NS – St Anne’s Hall Fri May 2 – Moncton, NB – The Manhattan Club Sat May 3 – Halifax, NS - The Pavilion Sun May 4 – Coldbrook, NS – Lions Hall(bar show in Sydney to follow) Mon May 5 – Charlottetown, PEI – The Benevolent Irish Society Hall
May 17 - Halifax - Hells Kitchen (Halifax tattoo convention) May 18 - Halifax - Tattoo Convention(VIP Tallship cruise) May 23rd - Saint John - Elwoods May 25th - Riverview - IHW Wrestling event
I bet you guys are really just a front for a sweet bakery located somewhere in the seedy underbelly of Moncton. Thanks for the add new web friends! All the best,
