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Something Indecent is a photocopied comedy zine that's free when you're not ordering it. Its true that some would call it offensive, obscene, juvenile, trash, a perfect example showing the decline of our society, or even genious. Me I just call it damn good bathroom material. Seriously, this stuff loosens you right up. So maybe you should just spread it around so everyone can enjoy that loose feeling that comes with every story and joke. I've posted some stories from past issues in the blog section as well as at http://www.fictionpress.com/~somethingindecent There's also audio stories for your listening pleasure that will be updated and shuffled in due time. The pics section contains cover art and comics. Pretty sweet huh? If you want to order a physical copy check out the order info blog for more information. Oh and yes that's me reading the audio stories. I couldn't afford any talent you see because I wasted all my funding on beer for that degenerate musician in the background. In fact every issue I make I lose money on. I always like to point that out so I can feel like some kind of literary martyr or something. Well I think I got all of the information out that I wanted to so let's just talk for a moment shall we? Just you and me. *awkward pause* Sooooooooo I don't want to do this anymore. You scare me. In fact most people scare me that's why I never leave my room. Mind you this is no fear of physical pain or possible homicide. I'm afraid of long conversations with people. They terrify me. So if you don't mind I'd like to end this now 'cuz I'm starting to get creeped out. I hope you find something on this page that makes you laugh. If not then I at least hope you get some kind of wierd mystery feeling that you can't place for days leaving you pondering on what exactly this site has done to your senses and moral standing. Anyways it's almost 7 o'clock which means I have to start dancing. I'm not going to get into it but everyday at 7 o'clock I'm forced to dance. I don't want to! I hate dancing. But for reasons that shall remain unexplained I must continue to dance at 7 o'clock everyday until the time comes where I can no longer stand. I hope I get hit by a car tomorrow. The End.
P.S. See this page is weird. You've been warned.
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