My interests? Being annoying. I have others, but that's my favorite. Ask any of my friends and they'll.....no wait, come to think of it, I have no friends. But that just proves my point, now doesn't it?
If you want to prove that I'm wrong and that you actually love me you can always buy me something off of my wish list.
Music
Whatever makes me happy at any given moment......and I will kick you if you get snobbish on me about it.
Here are some songs that mean different things to me. Do they define who I am? Can any song really define a person?:
Song that makes me feel like I'm in high school, all over again: Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
Song that makes me laugh over that argument Dawn and Eddie had: Snow's "Informer"
Song that puts visions in my head of grinding the steps in front of the Pt Mugu Theater: Suicidal Tendencies' "Send Me Your Money"
Song that makes me miss Alison: Lisa Loeb's "Stay"
Song that reminds me of driving aimlessly around town on a Friday night in my old car: Violent Femmes' "American Music"
Song that I still play over and over when someone hurts me: Tori Amos' "Silent All These Years"
Song that makes me wonder what the fuck I saw in David: Tool's "Sober"
Song that makes me yearn for my first Brandon: Faith No More's "Epic"
Song that makes me wanna drink and beat up on boys: Pink's "You & Your Hand"
Song that people think was written about me: Fiona Apple's "Fast as You Can"
Song that makes me want to kill men: A Perfect Circle's "Passive"
Song that reminds me of being a 5 year old: The Beatles' "Blackbird"
Song that I should be ashamed to be caught singing, but sing loudly anyway: Christina Aguilera's "Fighter"
Song(s) that make me feel in love, even when I'm single: Anything by Citizen Cope
Song that will inspire me to stab you in the eye with a fork if I hear you singing it: Hoobastank's "The Reason"
Song that makes me want to do very naughty things: NIN's "Closer"
Song that I think everyone who reads this should own: Rod Stewart's "Maggie May"
A little about the song currently playing on my profile:
I like the songs in the little player thingy. They make me happy.
Movies
FAR too many to name......if you HAVE to know, then ask. And yes, I will get snobbish on you about yours........
I go completely weak in the knees for the following people (just a select few of the many):
Quentin Tarantino
Kevin Smith Christopher Nolan
Gregg Araki P.T. Anderson
Christopher Walken Cillian Murphy
Jake Gyllenhaal Jason Schwartzman
Peter Sarsgaard Chloe Sevigny
Marissa Ribisi Maggie Gyllenhaal
Clea DuVall Parker Posey
(Only a few of) The movies that I insist my friends have, at the very least, heard of:
Finally: Name the movie for extra credit:
"God. How does a woman get so bitter?"
"Observation."
Television
I love the following shows:
Wonderfalls
Freaks & Geeks Twin Peaks
Firefly Summer Heights High
Project Runway True Blood
Oooh... a section I changed.
Books
I like stuff with words. Lots of words. Words in a coherent order. I'll read more or less anything, aside from romance novels. My mom, the English teacher, made me do book reports for her during spring and summer breaks.....now how anal is that for ya? But thanks to her, I surpassed a level of literacy that most can never even dream to achieve. So neener, neener!
Currently reading: Jack Ketchum'sCover
Recently finished and highly suggest:Bloodsucking Fiends You Suck A Dirty Job Lamb.... the four listed above all by Christopher Moore.
Heroes
Mom and Dad.....they could kick your parents' asses any day. Trust me, they could. OK, don't trust me then. But you'll be sorry.
Looking for an old blog of mine? Click on the image above to find it.
Update 06/29/09: The following below was written in early 2006, to the best of my recollection. I am going to leave it up for historical posterity, but please keep in mind that I've changed considerably since this was first inscribed.
* I am Awesome. Don't question my Awesome-ness. If you impress me, I might very well dub you Awesome one day. But don't hold your breath.
* My sense of sarcasm is my life-blood, but my sincerity will be the death of me.
* I am the quintessential ENFP. Don't know what that means? Read about it here. Want to figure out what your personality type is? Take it here. If you're an INTJ with a developed F, call me.
* I am anal about grammar. If you don't know the difference between your/you're, there/their/they're, or can't string together an intelligible sentence, be forewarned; I will make fun of you.
* I am lying about my age. Chronologically, I'm not 27, but I feel 27, and if a scene kid can be "69", then I can be forever 27.
* I am addicted to Myspace. I don't classify myself as a MyWhore, but I do spend a shit-load of time on here. Don't bother mocking me about it, if you didn't get a kick out of this place, you wouldn't have an account, so take your assumptions and fuck yourself up the ass with them.
* Random e-mails are welcome if they are creative, unique or any variation on the bizarre barometer. I don't take compliments well 95% of the time, so I suggest you don't tread in that water.
* I am not on here to find a boyfriend/soul mate/one-night stand. DO NOT bother me if this is your sole intention for wanting to be "myfriends."
* Should you befriend me, chances are I will say something to you down the road that will piss you off. It is inevitable. I tend to be the harshest to the people that I like the most. I assume you can handle an honest opinion. If you don't handle know-it-all-ness well, don't ask for my opinion. Ever. But be forewarned that you most likely will get it even when you don't ask for it.
* I agree with R3V. I don't think it's possible to go an entire day without quoting either Mitch Hedberg or Kevin Smith.
* I do not join groups. Don't bother sending me an invite to one. If you think I might be interested, send me an e-mail. Talk me up. Otherwise, move along little doggy.
* I delete blog invite e-mails without ever opening them. Sure, it might sound hypocritical, since I have been known to send out ones of my own, but I can't keep up with all of you and I'm not going to be one of those lying jackasses who will subscribe and tell you they read and they don't. You want me to read something? Send me a direct link. Then maybe we'll see.
* I am the most loyal mother fucker that you will ever meet. That's great if I like you. That's not so great if you cross one of my friends. Tread lightly and play nice. Or else.
* I will more than likely disappoint you if you hold any expectations of me. That doesn't make me special. That doesn't make me unique. That makes me human. Deal with it.
Hate me yet? Good. You may now return to your lame ass life, already in progress.
Oh, and when I say Midget, it's not meant to be an insult to anyone. I'm referring to my beautiful daughter. Don't like that I use that term? Fuck off. It's my choice.
YOU CAN STILL GET A REGULAR INFUSION OF ZARA - JUST NOT ON MYSPAZZ ANYMORE. CLICK ON THE LINKS BELOW TO VISIT WWW.AWESOMEZARA.COM. IF YOU WANT TO TELL YOUR FRIENDS, SIMPLY COPY THE CODE AND PASTE ANYWHERE YOU'D LIKE ON YOUR PROFILE!
DON'T FORGET TO CHECK OUT MY REVIEWS AT JOBLO.COM!
Who I'd like to meet:
YOU CAN STILL READ BLOGS OF MINE ON MY PERSONAL WEBSITE: WWW.AWESOMEZARA.COM. I'M NOT DEAD, JUST ELSEWHERE.
THINGS TO HELP YOU DETERMINE IF YOU'D LIKE TO BE MYFRIENDS WITH ME:
* The sound of a Canadian man's voice gets me hot and bothered. I blame it on watching too much Degrassi Jr High when I was younger.
* I am a die-hard Coke fan. If you think Pepsi is better than Coke, I will torment you mercilessly over your idiocy all while enjoying the bubbly refreshment that is Coke.
* I know more than you do about movies but I'm not anal-retentive about it. I really could care less if I fuck up a quote as long as I've conveyed the gist of what I was getting at.
* I think large breed dogs are cooler than small breed dogs. However, the largest dog that I've ever owned was medium in size. And Chihuahuas kick ass in a league of their own.
* The code in my friend list is broken on purpose due to the fact that there were too many people harrassing them. Just because it's a networking site doesn't mean that I have to tolerate people giving my friends shit. Stop being nosy and find your own friends.
* I fidget constantly. I'm one of those annoying motherfuckers who will click a ball point pen relentlessly and not even be aware that she's doing it.
* I believe that the most valuable tool that a person can carry on them is a Sharpie permanent marker. I carry one with me wherever I go. My favorite thing to use it for is defacing conservative bumper stickers. I delight in wondering how long it takes the driver to figure out their little "(man figure) + (woman figure) = marriage" sticker now reads "brother + sister."
* I could win on Jeopardy if I knew more about operas, international history and foreign languages. I would have CLEANED UP on Rock n Roll Jeopardy and maintain that if I could find 2 other good players to join me that I would rock that competition that VH1 has going on.
* I think Seinfeld was one of the worst "comedies" ever made, catering to stereotypes and getting away with it. I'd love to have seen a black, hispanic or asian lead character get away with some of the shit that that show was heralded for.
* If you really want to win my heart, bake me some killer lasagna, whip up a sidedish involving zucchini and drench everything in garlic. I'm an Italian girl who loves cheese and good produce.
* I can be overly complimentary if I like you. I'm not an ass kisser, but I do believe that it's important to take the time and tell people exactly what they mean to you. Life is too short to keep your thoughts bottled up. I don't want someone I've known to die and think to myself: "I wish I would have told them more often that..." I say what I mean and I mean what I say.
* I have a bad habit of sticking things up my nose just to see if they'll fit.
* Zara is my real name. It means "dawn" or "morning star" or a bunch of other things depending on what culture you trace it back through. The "Awesome" part was not something I assigned myself but an honour that was bestowed upon me by AwesomeTim, back in April of 2005.
* I'm flawed. I'm not really trying to improve on that. Just reflecting, accepting and adapting. Take it or leave it. It's your choice.
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This is Shane, Jenn's friend. I just wanted to send out a mass comment to all of her friends on here to let you all know that, to my great discomfort, I have some bad news. Jennifer Grace Casper passed away this morning at 3:30am. She was in a lot of pain and, I believe, is in a better place now where her pain can't reach her. I hope you all know how lucky you are to be able to say you knew her even through the internet. She was a truly amazing woman and there's no one else like her. Her unique spirit helped her live every day to it's fullest possibilities. I'm sorry to bring you this bad news on such a beautiful day, which she would probably follow with a bitterly sarcastic comment to make you smile.
Hi ♥ I've posted a few songs from my new record "Something Worth Fighting For" I would love for you to hear them! I'm personally replying to all my comments so please stay in touch.
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Hey, Zara hope you're good and having a great 2009. This is my new sitcom "Something About Ryan". The misadventures of a live at home slacker from Staten Island, who's parents are fed up with him. Hope you enjoy!
hi, I thought id try to say hi to some friends that I haven't talked to in a while and remind em that i'm still their friend and to feel free to say hi sometime:)
Hey, dont know if you watch The Office, but it's pretty funny tonight. The Office is having its own debate to see if Hilary Swank is Hot or Not. MovieHotties debates are moving into the mainstream pop culture! :)
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