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Son of Dad is made up of 6 members and has an estimated fanbase of approximately 5,379,480 people - making us one of the more popular ska bands in Adelaide*. So here we are in no peculiar order....
BRENDAN aka "Freddy Fabrics"
Trumpet
Brendan was once described by an onlooker as "the newest member of the Son Of Dad", and is known for his trademark unsettling behavior, often following someone's anecdote with the phrase "yeah, that reminds me of the time I punched a woman in the mouth....".
Brendan comes from a family with a strong medical background, as over the years they have contracted a variety of painful and hilarious diseases. Brendan himself actually worked in a lab for several years and developed a revolutionary b-enzyme that he claimed could cure baldness, before he unfortunately got drunk watching the 2002 Logie awards and lost the napkin that the calculations were written on.
CRAIG aka "Craig Commons-Class"
Sax & Vocals
A graduate of Adelaide University's "Spankalogical Engineering Academy", Craig is by far the smartest (and therefore most sensible) member of Son Of Dad, except he is unable to resist constantly yelling "THAT'S NUMBERWANG!!, during gigs, work, and even sex. Craig also used to have a small tuft of hair on his chin that any Major League Baseball player would be proud of.
MATTHEW1 aka "Rowdy Roddy Peeper"
Trombone
Matthew1 joins Son Of Dad after a VERY short-lived career as Rebel Wilson's personal trainer. My god, does this man hate Rebel Wilson. I mean why does anyone find her funny anyway? She's just so fucking annoying and fat. Don't even ask Matthew1 about Rebel Wilson, I certainly wouldn't. I mean you can if you really want to, I'm just saying.
DAN aka "Count Gutula"
Guitar & Vocals
Dan is a real "man's man" if you know what I mean (he's a homosexual). Currently living in Mount Barker, he travels to our gigs via the CBS (Country Blimp Service). Previous to playing upstroke guitar he was co-founder of 'Boost Juice' (but lost his company share during a game of "Who's finger is it?") and was also recently embroiled in a counterfeit $50 note scheme which he had cleverly set up in his garage, unfortunately this proved unsuccessful being as Dan had failed to pay any attention to the size (or indeed the colour or shape) of the $50 notes that he was attempting to duplicate, and was promptly arrested at a service station trying to pay for a full tank of petrol with a 2foot x 2foot piece of corrugated iron ("dollars" was also spelled wrong). Dan is also well-known known as a practical joker within the band, almost always carrying a live Tuna fish on hand just in case someone else happens to say "Can I borrow your tuner?". Dan almost always smells of fish.
MATTHEW2 aka "Wayne Mayhem"
Drums(z)
Standing a staggering 5'17", for a while now Matthew has been making people dance in his own unique way; by firing flaming bullets directly at the legs of crowd members. Matthew is banned from most venues in Adelaide and under investigation by both the firearms commission and the MFS. He received special mention in Farmer's Union's recent TV advertising campaign after purchasing 7,482 cartons of iced coffee in a single year. Matthew is now aiming to gain similar recognition from the pharmaceutical company from which he now buys Insulin. Matthew currently works for a successful solar-power company, and along with helping to power the nation with renewable energy, he one day hopes the harness the power of the sun for his own vengeful reasons.
TRENT aka "Crazy Dr. Beazley and his contrabulous cheese frabtraption"
Bass
Trent spent his first 3 years with the band as a stand-by caterer, usually providing us with succulent orange slices between songs, before working his way up to bass guitar maintenance supervisor. He now plays bass. He enjoys ignoring 'Fred Bassett' comic strips and for some reason has spent years perfecting a walking style exactly like that of Larry David. Interestingly, Trent is currently attempting to build a reactor that is powered entirely by cheese. It's clean, DELICIOUS energy.
*Probably not true. | 
