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Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Not Sure
Hometown:Bethlehem
Body type:Athletic
Ethnicity:Middle Eastern
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Occupation:Freelance
Income:$250,000 and Higher



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I'm rep'n the Dirty South (from the Middle East, remember?). Anywhoter I'm here to clean your souls of the nasty what not the world has bestoyed upon you my child.

I have a love hate thing with my dad ever since he set me up to be murdered (after a life of virginity). I'm kinda not sure what to think bout all yall folks wearing those crosses. Flash backs and all that.

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Age :: Old
Body :: Athletic
Status :: Single
Here for :: networking and friends
Orientation :: Not Sure
Hometown :: Bethlehem
Ethnicity :: Middle Eastern

            Interests            

General ::Walking on water. Speaking the word. Making wine. Walking a long ass way.
Books :: Maybe you've heard of mine.
Music :: Something with a harp.

                  Misc                  

Heros :: Myself
Zodiac Sign :: Capricorn
Religion :: Christian - Other
Children :: Proud Parent
Smoke/Drink :: No/Yes
Income :: $250,000
Occupation :: God / Jesus

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Apr 24 2009 7:40 AM

Check out my profile And Let me know Do you like me YES or NO http://www.doulike.us/photos/7402225.html?b=4&w=46
Mick "Crocodile" Dundee





Feb 23 2009 7:35 AM

G'day mates, I notice you don't allow html comments. So I'll just say I hope you're well, and if you have the time please check out my latest blog at http://blog.myspace.com/mickjdundee

Thanks
PolarBear [RansomLooca][AHZ<3]





Feb 10 2009 6:47 PM

i love you jesus!!
Ajijaak Wala





Feb 5 2009 10:13 PM

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Ephesians 4:20

But ye have not so learned Christ;
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jasnit .





Dec 31 2008 2:45 AM

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Dec 26 2008 3:53 AM

Happy Birthday! :)
Simon





Dec 25 2008 12:17 PM

happy birthday jesus.
have a good day.
Pawl Atreides





Dec 25 2008 10:54 AM

Happy birthday nigguh
Roy Haber - Comedian/Actor/Cynical Bastard





Dec 21 2008 8:11 PM

Happy birthday, Jesus. Suck it, Santa!
SHAKHAN (Original line-up is back)





Jun 30 2008 10:11 AM

Hey whats up! Come check out our new track - Stranger to the Sun. More new music coming soon...
Timothy





Jun 6 2008 10:10 PM

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Nickotine





Jun 6 2008 5:34 PM

Jesus. You're cool.

I just have a problem with the whole 'not giving a shit' thing.
Say, will you be in Iraq any time soon?
Maybe clean up some mess? Lol
☆





Jun 6 2008 12:05 PM

can we Breed?
and have more of gods children ;D
Aidan





May 31 2008 4:23 AM

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May 30 2008 11:20 AM

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May 25 2008 2:09 PM

Hey Jesus Christ, I just bought you as my PET! <br/><a href='http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=361263053'>Click here to find out how much I think you're WORTH!</a><br/><br/><a href='http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=361263053'><img src='http://cdn1.slicezero.com/oyf_prod/images/ffs_money3_myspace.gif' border='0' /></a><br/> <br /><br /> -------------------------------<br /> <i>This comment was sent by your friend via the <a href="http://www.myspace.com/361263053">Own Your Friends!</a> application. To block comments sent via Apps. click <a href="http://profileedit.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=accountSettings.applicationSettings">here</a>.</i> <br />
Timothy





May 22 2008 11:54 PM

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Brian





May 21 2008 5:15 PM

Son of Man, will those responsible for September 11, 2001 be brought to justice?
Melissa





May 20 2008 5:20 AM

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May 18 2008 5:10 AM

<span style="font-size:150%">Hi jesus christ, I left you some free chips in Poker. <a target="_blank" href="http://nav2.zynga.com/link/link.php?link=6&client=309&url=http%3A%2F%2Flamspo1.presidiomedia.com%2Fpoker%2Fwww2%2Fmyspace%2Fadvert_link.php%3Fnurl%3D0%26aid%3D309%26sid%3D138272769">Collect them now</a>.</span>! <br /><br /> -------------------------------<br /> <i>This comment was sent by your friend via the <a href="http://lamspo1.presidiomedia.com/poker/www2/myspace/module.xml.php">Texas Holdem Poker</a> application. To block comments sent via Apps. click <a href="http://profileedit.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=accountSettings.applicationSettings">here</a>.</i> <br />
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May 14 2008 10:38 AM

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BUŁA





May 14 2008 4:33 AM

Hey, want to make some money online?
Go here
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Timothy





May 11 2008 6:03 PM

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I want to be Dorothy Parker





May 11 2008 12:30 PM

Jesus, why do egg and bacon go together so well?
~*Loubean*~





May 6 2008 10:16 PM

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