From the icey waters of NORWAY, come SONS OF RURIK, perhaps the toughest and most manly of HEAVY METAL.
We sailed here from NORWAY, TO GET YOU!!!!!
We have a flying timeship, which enables us to travel back in time, and help our father, RURIK on his conquests. Last time we went back in time, we brought popcorn, and lighters. The primitive minds of the peasants were completely in awe of our "magic poppers" and our "fire sticks". Little did they know, we were from THE FUTURE.
WE LIKE SANDWHICHES, TOO.
That video on YouTube is the shit! When's that gonna be burned onto DVD? I'm gonna need a copy. By the way, go to my page and check out the Myspace link for Hellfraction, my buddy Matt's band.
