Sonny
Sonny Sonny, THE Hurricane Man

Male
59 years old
Denton, Texas
United States



Last Login: 11/15/2008
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    Sonny's Interests
GeneralPottery, painting, sculpture, and writing. I am a master carpenter/home-builder/handyman. Between paying jobs and playing, I build for Habitat for Humanity. I am into skin, sky, SCUBA, and cliff diving with a passion for outdoor adventure or indoor misadventure. Violent weather has always been a very big interest. I won't chase a hurricane, but will intercept one and then pretend it snuck up on me and chased me.
MusicLove it all, but as a drummer in a rock/CW band late sixties and early seventies, I most love what came from that era, and high school, and ZZ Top. I adore Cher and admire Madonna or vice versa.

MoviesI pretty much like everything except cops and robbers and sappy soapy silly love stories.
TelevisionHistory, The Learning Channel, National Geographic, Travel, Discovery, and the Comedy Channel with a smattering of news, a smidgon of weather, a pinch of politics, a twist of limy sitcoms and hold the sports.
BooksThe Great Books. I used to read a great deal but stopped reading when I began writing, and I began in '94. Both of my fans and I agree that I are a gooder riter than reader.
HeroesGruntled postal workers. The men and women of our armed forces with special recognition to the "straight leg infantry" of "Grunt's Dream."


     Sonny's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:College graduate
Occupation:writer

   Sonny's Schools
University Of North Texas
Denton,Texas
Graduated: 1995
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Emergency Management
Minor: English
Clubs: Great Books
 

1991 to 1995
Maconaquah High School
Bunker Hill,Indiana
Graduated: 1968
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Band (drummer) Base brat who moved away 1st day of senior year.
 

1966 to 1967



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About me:

I am a fungi looking for a traveling companion to cruise with. I would prefer a fine looking cheerleader-type female from the class of 2006 who demands the right to pay her half, but will settle for a fat old banoogly bitch who insists on paying for everything. Something between those people poles would suit me just fine, possibly a Dutch/Greek pom pom girl from the class of '68.

I am funny, friskie, friendly 'n flipant, a superb dancer, witty, wise, well-read and poorly written, into all manner of water sports except being peed on, but will make an exception for any female cheerleader or decent Christian lady of means.

I am a former secret agent who can't keep a secret, an ex-Green Beret who can't stand hats with no bill, a Nam vet who looks for hermit crabs to teach socialization skills, a freelance gynecologist who still makes house calls, straight and true like a soup noodle, sharp like a bowling ball, hung like a liar.

If you want to get away from it all, I'm the guy you want to go away with. We can meet near the dock incognito in the dark park using the code phrase, "The flatulent duck waddles swiftly over the slithering dove." I will respond, "Did the duck fart?" We then join hands and go sailing as Sonny and Cher, Mormon swingers from Utah on a mission from God to help coax hermit crabs out of their shells.

I am also the Hurricane Man and a much more in-depth look-see at the current me can be had by surfing over to HTTP://Hurricane-Man.Com or Google me, George Sonny Hoffman, to sift through the cyber footie prints I made all over the web while being other me's'.
Who I'd like to meet:
The Hurricane Woman

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   Sonny's Friend Space (Top 11)
Sonny has 27 friends.
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 Sebastian 


 Laure 


 Cheryl 


 Gustav Hoffman 


 Laina DOAN. 


 Cat. 


 Marie 


 Suzanna Choffel 


 Lisa 


 Pam 





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Kammy

Kammy



Sep 10 2008 4:45 AM

Hey Hurricane Man! Is Ike the one? :)
Laina DOAN.

Laina DOAN.



May 19 2008 4:25 AM

I miss you uncle i hope your doing ok when are going to come visit me
i moved out with ash and austin i want you to see mynew house
i love you and i hope i get to talk to you soon <3
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Apr 30 2008 4:34 PM

just purse your lips and -wissole- thats the thing :)
♥Amanda♥

Amanda Hoffman



Apr 28 2008 4:46 AM

Hey cuz! So how are things going? Any new adventures? That picture of you down below looks so much like your dad and my grandpa Charlie. You got a good mix. Haha. Well was thinking of you and wanted to drop a line. Much love. Your Favorite Amanda.
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Mar 12 2008 4:22 PM

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Cat.

Cat.



Nov 29 2007 8:01 AM

Howdy Pops. How are you doing? where are you pitching your tent these days? Well I just got back from interviewing for a job in Oregon and got it. YEAH. So we will be pitching out there come Jan. Catch me up sometime!
♥Amanda♥

Amanda Hoffman



Oct 9 2007 6:55 PM

Hey cuz! How are you? Fantastically well I hope. I am doing just great. I just wanted to say hi and see how you are doing. Love you much. Your favorite cousin, Amanda
Laina DOAN.

Laina DOAN.



Sep 20 2007 1:23 AM



i hope you have a lovly birthday
we all miss and love you
come visit soon!
Love you uncle
<3
Laina,Ash,Austin
~Teresa~

Teresa Oconnor



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Mar 14 2007 12:59 AM


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Mar 11 2007 7:12 PM

I'm leaving in 8 days!!!! AAHH
I dont know if I'll be able to drive to dallas... I luv ya!
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Mar 8 2007 1:46 AM

lol, Yes, I shall love dad :)
Youre the best dad- miss you tons and tons... dylan says youre grounded.. and he says pooper scooper
Mr Bad Example

David Finlayson



Feb 26 2007 4:31 PM

Thanks for the add Sonny. I appreciate your writing and thank you for your service.
Cat.

Cat.



Feb 17 2007 11:50 PM


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Cat.

Cat.



Feb 14 2007 6:16 PM

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Feb 3 2007 6:07 AM

Hey "bampa" we miss you- lets have a father daughter day soon
love you lots dad
Laure

Laure



Jan 14 2007 9:26 AM

I hope you are better soon. I ABSOLUTELY LOVE HAVING YOU HERE!!!!!! love you so much :)
Cat.

Cat.



Dec 26 2006 8:02 PM

Howdy stranger! Hadn't heard from you in forever!! I finally put your song to music on my guitar! Hope you are having a blast too!! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!
Chelsea

Chelsea Brown



Dec 26 2006 2:44 AM

Hi George, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year- I miss you and love you!
Cat.

Cat.



Nov 16 2006 4:36 AM

Hey Stranger! How is it going? How's the book goin'?
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Oct 17 2006 11:57 PM

Hey dad!! I got a spiffy laptop-- and free wireless internet everywhere I go- I love it!!
Jack

Jack



Sep 20 2006 3:40 PM

Your comment came through fine, how you doing?
Jack

Jack



Sep 19 2006 6:12 PM

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Jack

Jack



Sep 12 2006 1:28 AM

Sonny,

I love your profile you haven't lost it yet. Write back to me since you are so good at it.
Cat.

Cat.



Sep 3 2006 9:51 PM

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