Accountants of Homeland Security
Political Humor / Sketch Comedy / Explicit/Raw
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"We love to watch you watching us watch you."
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31 years old
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS
United States
Last Login:7/14/2008
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Click on Bush's fat stupid face and watch the magic happen....our very own updated website with a whole bunch of videos from all of the acts that have performed with us! I wonder what would happen if I punched his big fat stupid face in person? Probably lots of fists and bullets and not many website links I'm guessing. | | Website | accountantsofhomelandsecurity.com | | Influences | Burt Reynolds, Dabney Coleman, John Cleese (or really any guy in the 70’s with a mustache and a hot case of misogyny), the Muppets, Tom Waits, De la soul and other early 90’s hip hop of that ilk, Ween, Kids in the hall, Monty python , the Upright Citizens Brigade ,Little Britain,Human Giant, Bill Hicks, Patton Oswalt Simpsons, Adult swim,Mr. show, Daily show, Stephen Colbert, Bruce Springsteen, Neil Young, NBC’s and BBC’s The Office, Doobie Brothers,Yes, Mr. Bungle,Slayer, Journey before they went thier seperate ways with Steve Perry, Red Cross before they got all high and mighty, Arthur Andersen Accounting before they got all busted, Clint Eastwood and porn. | | Members | James Bespalec-Davis, Kris Bespalec-Davis, Tim Grimes, Mark Piszczor, Matthew Filipowicz, and Jay Mckinney, |
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| Music | Carnival music, Sea Shanties, Francis Scott Key: The metal years, High pitched frequencies, Stryper before they got all Jesusfied and Joey Scarbury(The greatest american hero) | | Movies | The Octagon, Short Circuit, Safe, Air Bud, Barfly, Manchurian Canidate, Westworld and Futureworld, The Aviator, K-9, Big Lebowski, Blade Runner, Loose Change, Man's best friend, Kill Bill 1&2, Fear and loathing in Las Vegas, Warriors, Midnight Cowboy. | | Books | The autobiography of J.Edgar Hoover, The neo-conomonicon, Ziggy's at it again!, The magical world of Dog anatomy, Dawson's creek: The middle-age drunken bald years |
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| Status: | Swinger | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Not Sure | | Hometown: | Chicago | | Body type: | More to love! | | Ethnicity: | Other | | Religion: | Other | | Zodiac Sign: | Sagittarius | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | Post grad | | Occupation: | punk ass bureaucrats | | Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
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About me:
We used to do an episodic comedy show about government lackeys getting caught up in various wacky hijinks like the world about to be blown up or Sasquatches illegally immigrating into America or there was that one time that James(Wendell) was thought to be the second coming of Christ. That went over well in the heartland. So after we were ran out of various small dinner theaters in small towns in the midwest, running from pitchforks and flaming torches, we decided to put up a variety show. We have the usual suspects like stand-ups, improv groups, sketch groups, short comedy videos but we also have crazy shit like fire-eaters, jugglers and warlocks that make their head expand and than shrink. Don't worry we burned that dude at the stake. And we also have live music which used to be amped but the yuppies next door that have a precious little yuppie baby made us unplug our music acts. So we make fun of them every week. Next week we're going to throw a corpse up to their window that just has a note pinned to it that says "you". So anyway, bring the kids, its fun for the whole family. And remember we're always available for children's parties.
Go to http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=accountantofhomeland to see more of our videos. Also search"Tim Grimes" on Youtube to see even more accountants videos.
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