"I am so clever that I sometimes don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.”
I'm the dyke that loves to play basketball but will skip right over the sports section to read the arts & leisure section of the newspaper. I love cereal. I could seriously eat it for every meal so long as I have a few varieties at my selection. I can't eat an olive without gagging but I love me some pickles. I use two dryer sheets no matter how small the load of laundry is. Always.
Where I may not be active in body I more than make up for with my imagination. I think. A lot. I fantasize even more. I blame that on being a Pisces. But, hey, I'm not complaining because those fantasies manifest themselves nicely in my smokin' hot erotic stories. ;)
Some things you should know about me ahead of time: I'm honest and blunt, sometimes to my detriment. I try to tell it like it is without hurting feelings, but I don't always succeed. This doesn't mean you have to tiptoe gently around me, but I prefer friends who can offer me the same honesty in return. I'm also what you'd call a "fun flirt." I flirt with nearly everyone. This doesn't mean I'm making a move on you or want you in my bed. Should I desire such a thing, you'll know... trust me.
If you, too, think good grammar is hot, you really should send me a message and prove it. You can be drool inducing, but if you're short on intellectual currency, it just won't work for me. I'm shallow, but I do have standards. :D
I don't accept blind friend invites. Period. Not even if you found my profile in some group I joined ages ago and am too lazy to remove myself.
Oh, and for the love of all that is holy, please don't message me if you're on the rebound. That means, if you and your girl just broke up, don't do it! Take some time to reflect, heal, cry, deal with the baggage. Yes, we all have baggage, but it's not cool to throw it at someone else so quickly. K? Thanks.