Mike
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.

Male
24 years old
COLUMBIA, MISSOURI
United States



Last Login: 4/5/2009
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    Mike's Interests
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MusicACDC, Aerosmith, Aretha Franklin, Art Tatum, Avenged Sevenfold, Beatles, Ben Folds, Big Smith, Blue Oyster Cult, Blues Brothers, Cars, CCR, Doobie Brothers, Dr Hook, Dropkick Murphys, Eagles, Ella Fitzgerald, Elton John, Elvis Presley, Eric Clapton, Flogging Molly, Floyd Cramer, Grand Funk Railroad, Green Day, Janis Joplin, Johnny Cash, Journey, Meat Loaf, Metallica, Norah Jones, Otis Redding, Pink Floyd, Queen, Ray Charles, Robert Earl Keen, Real McKenzies, The Who, Willie Nelson
MoviesThis is a sensitive subject to some people I hang out with. SO... Here's a categorized list (subject to change):

TOP FIVE...

Movies I could watch over and over... (and over)
1. Bull Durham
2. Star Wars (I count all six as one long movie)
3. Band of Brothers (mini-series, but it still counts)
4. O Brother Where Art Thou
5. Shaun of the Dead

Best movies overall
1. Casablanca
2. Star Wars (hey, shut up. A guy's allowed to be a nerd about SOMETHING)
3. Shawshank Redemption
4. Braveheart (Nearly made it on the above list)
5. The Usual Suspects
TelevisionArrested Development, Band of Brothers, Futurama, Family Guy, House, Spaced, The Office, Scrubs, South Park, Andy Griffith
BooksCat's Cradle, Slaughterhouse Five, Breakfast of Champions, Player Piano, Power of Myth, Catch-22, 1984, Animal Farm, DaVinci Code, Calvin & Hobbes, Galapagos (Kurt Vonnegut), A Brief History of Time, A History of Clan Campbell Vol I, Catcher in the Rye, Johnny Got His Gun, Catcher in the Wry (Bob Uecker), The Metamorphosis (Kafka)
HeroesClarke Thomas, Siméon Denis Poisson (google it), Kurt Vonnegut, Amy Messick, Tony LaRussa

     Mike's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Carthage, MO
Body type:5' 10"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:In college

   Mike's Schools
University Of Missouri-Columbia
Columbia,Missouri
Graduated: 2007
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Mechanical Engineering
Minor: Mathematics
Greek:   Pi Kappa Phi
Current Courses:

2003 to 2007
Carthage Sr. High
Carthage,Missouri
Graduated: 2003
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

2000 to 2003

   Mike's Companies
Eagle Picher LLC
Joplin, Missouri US
Intern

Summer 2004
Movie Gallery
Columbia, Missouri US
CSA

Summer 2005
Mizzou Parking and Transportation
Columbia, Missouri US
Parking Enforcement Officer

Fall 2005 to present
The Maneater
Columbia, Missouri US
Cartoonist

January 2005 to present



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   Mike's Blurbs
About me:
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Mike
Birthday:September 4th
Birthplace:Carthage, MO
Current Location:Columbia, MO
Eye Color:Hazel
Hair Color:Brown
Height:5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed:Right
Your Heritage:Scot/American Indian
The Shoes You Wore Today:Tennis Shoes
Your Weakness:Video Games and Baseball
Your Fears:Bears
Your Perfect Pizza:Supreme
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:a 4.0 one semester
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:lol, brb. Spell your damn words out, you hippies.
Thoughts First Waking Up:"Snooze, just one more time"
Your Best Physical Feature:I don't know, ask Amy
Your Bedtime:11 PM, or whenever the game ends.
Your Most Missed Memory:The smell of Clarke's cigarette smoke
Pepsi or Coke:RC cola
MacDonalds or Burger King:Wendy's
Single or Group Dates:I don't date. Group, I guess.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla:Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee:Coffee
Do you Smoke:no.
Do you Swear:fuck yes.
Do you Sing:only when you're not around.
Do you Shower Daily:yes
Have you Been in Love:yes
Do you want to go to College:I'm in college
Do you want to get Married:what? like, right now?
Do you belive in yourself:belive? I refuse to answer this qweston.
Do you get Motion Sickness:Even on short car rides.
Do you think you are Attractive:no
Are you a Health Freak:definitely
Do you get along with your Parents:yes
Do you like Thunderstorms:yes
Do you play an Instrument:yes, Piano.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:yep.
In the past month have you Smoked:nope.
In the past month have you been on Drugs:illegal drugs? no. Percoset? yes.
In the past month have you gone on a Date:yes.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:the box? no. High fiber in those, though.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:Yes, on Amy's birthday.
In the past month have you been on Stage:Who is Stage? Is she attractive?
In the past month have you been Dumped:no.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:no.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:does downloaded music count?
Ever been Drunk:yes.
Ever been called a Tease:yes.
Ever been Beaten up:by Amy, yeah. (someone call for help)
Ever Shoplifted:no.
How do you want to Die:I'm not going to die. Chromium Picolinate: every orifice, every day.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:Rich.
What country would you most like to Visit:Scotland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:Amy
Favourite Hair Color:Amy
Short or Long Hair:Amy
Height:Amy
Weight:Amy
Best Clothing Style:Slacker College Student
Number of Drugs I have taken:What, different KINDS? Is alcohol a drug?
Number of CDs I own:8
Number of Piercings:zero.
Number of Tattoos:zero.
Number of things in my Past I Regret:43,521 and counting

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Who I'd like to meet:
Kurt Vonnegut, Jon Stewart, Tony LaRussa, Studs Turkel, Ray Campbell, Al Franken (Met him a few years ago), Bill Clinton/Hillary Clinton, Scott Rolen, Andy Griffith, Bob Gibson, Red Schoendienst, Stan Musial, Natalie Portman (wrowr!), Simon Pegg and Nick Frost

   Mike's Friend Space (Top 10)
Mike has 30 friends.
 Foma 


 Jeff 


 Chad 


 Mr. Bo 


 Don 


 Tequila Sue 


 Destination Unknown 


 Dave 


 Teal 


 Big Smith 





Mike's Friends Comments
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Carla





Sep 4 2008 7:28 PM

Happy Birthday!!
Destination Unknown





Jul 12 2008 4:30 PM

Oh how i miss your sweet, sweet lovin.
haha :) Cant wait to see you guys! Are you going on the float trip?
Mr. Bo





Jun 20 2008 10:54 PM

Swept by the Royals, and now off to Boston. Remind me to go to church more often.
Amanda





May 6 2008 4:15 AM

I don't think anyone sleeps anymore. Here it is eleven and we are online. When I am sure that both of us have to get up early. I know I do I will have two children telling me it is time to get up.
Tequila Sue





Mar 17 2008 2:36 PM

Sorry dude. I guess I was leaving it up to Scott to tell you and appearantly he didn't.
Chad and Scott are making up for your dad having four boys.
Girl.
Chad





Mar 16 2008 6:18 PM

Hot Springs - 4 days and counting!
Allison





Jan 21 2008 5:06 PM

I just caught up on all your comics from the last semester. I'm the weird gringa in the internet café cracking up by herself.

Miss you and beer at McNally's. Congrats on the engagement!
Mr. Bo





Nov 8 2007 10:05 PM

Here we go...

For the Blue
We're all with you
Show your honor true
For the White
With all your might
Show your claws and fight!
Rah! Rah! Rah!
Mr. Bo





Oct 2 2007 8:19 PM

P.S.: Boobs are squishy.
Mr. Bo





Oct 2 2007 8:10 PM

Trevor Hoffman sucks.
Mr. Bo





Sep 6 2007 6:06 AM

Day late. Dollar short. etc.

Teal





Sep 6 2007 1:45 AM

Was it your bday yesterday??? That is what my myspace is telling me..........if so Happy belated bday ! ! !
Mr. Bo





Jul 31 2007 10:26 PM

If you can find a greasier sandwich, you’re in Mexico!
Tequila Sue





Jul 4 2007 4:53 AM

http://www.cafepress.com/buy/browncoats
Tequila Sue





Jun 22 2007 7:02 AM

nerd
Mr. Bo





May 15 2007 5:39 AM

How does one connect the two greatest writers of the last 50 years? Here's how: Kurt Vonnegut was in Back to School with Rodney Dangerfield, who was in Natural Born Killers with Woody Harrelson, who was in Prairie Home Companion with Garrison Keillor.
Mr. Bo





May 4 2007 8:26 PM

The pro-independence SNP gained control of the Scottish parliament in elections last night. Och aye.
Riot In Stereo (Formerly Stark Raving Calm)





Apr 29 2007 10:16 PM

hey, just wanting to let all our springfield, mo fans know that we will be playing in springfield may 3rd, 4th, & 9th. the may 3rd & 9th shows will be held at the missouri state university bearpaw and are free shows!! we play at 1:00pm on the 3rd and 12:00pm on the 9th. the may 4th show is at remmingtons and we will be playing with 3 other bands. show starts at 8:00 and is all ages!! hope to see you soon.

thanks
stark raving calm
Mr. Bo





Apr 12 2007 6:31 PM

“Even though Billy’s train wasn’t moving, its boxcars were kept locked tight. Nobody was to get off until the final destination. To the guards who walked up and down outside, each car became a single organism which ate and drank and excreted through its ventilators. It talked or sometimes yelled through its ventilators, too. In went water and loaves of black-bread and sausage and cheese, and out came shit and piss and language.”
Mr. Bo





Apr 12 2007 12:45 PM

Kurt has become unstuck in time.
Tequila Sue





Jan 18 2007 12:00 AM

You want to talk firefly nerd? Check this guy out..
http://www.myspace.com/dansehane
Tequila Sue





Dec 13 2006 9:03 PM

Did Mr."just became a lvl 70 Paladin" really call me a nerd? Me and my new cowboy-space-pirate friends are very hurt.
Destination Unknown





Dec 3 2006 9:28 PM

Hey Mike thanks for the threesome last night it was the best ever...you do still owe me that dollar though, i'll expect payment promptly.
Amanda





Sep 28 2006 12:49 AM

Ok so I find myself reading your comic each week. I really enjoy it. Hope school is going well. I am extremely tired of it that I am leaving for florida for a week on Friday.
Allison





Sep 20 2006 11:00 PM

Ok, can I just say that the winter fasion report was fuckin hilarious!!! My favorite part - "Think Jackie-O or The Fly"

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