Eating Fenway Franks, sausages, peanuts, bashing the Yankees, gettin' wicked cocked up on bee-ahs in the bleachers, singing "Sweet Caroline," cheering for Big Papi, tolerating "Manny being Manny" -- as long as he keeps putting up those numbers, high-fiving, knuckle-punching, listening to Orsillo & Rem-dogg, Trupe & Castiglione, and Mike Adams tear apart Yankee fans on WEEI's Planet Mikey, wondering if Hazel Mae's are "real", chanting "Yankees Suck!" in the stands, at the bar, on the Green Line, everywhere! And, of course, praying for miracles.
"Dirty Water",
"Tessie",
"Sweet Caroline",
random John Kiley organ music
Movies
"Reverse of the Curse of the Bambino",
"Field of Dreams",
The 2004 ALCS/World Series box set,
"Faith Rewarded"
and the scenes in "Fever Pitch" that don't have Drew Barrymore in them.
Television
"Sox Fan University" home correspondence package
Books
(or anything by Bill "Spaceman" Lee for that matter)
Heroes
Any current or former member of the Boston Red Sox. (except for that "idiot" who joined the Evil Empire for more money. Yes, he did, after all, help us win a World Series but at least our other defector, Pedro, had the decency to get hurt and potentially end his career after he left.)
About me: SFU is tv show pilot about an accredited 4-year institution with a comprehensive curriculum and a fanatical faculty designed to take the average Sox fan from a B.S. in General Red Sox Knowledge to a Masters in Fenway Fanaticism. The semesters are intense and cover more ground than Freddy Lynn. Below is the trailer...
Sox Fan University
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Below watch authors Rick D'Elia and Andy Wasif interviewed along with Bill "Spaceman" Lee to discuss their hilarious book 'How to Talk to a Yankee Fan' on...
NESN's Red Sox Report