Parker, of the House of Williams
Parker Williams
Parker Williams "No, 'venti' is twenty. 'Large' is large. In fact, 'tall' is large, and 'grande' is Spanish for large. 'Venti' is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages."

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24 years old
Salt Lake City, Utah
United States



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    Parker, of the House of Williams's Interests
GeneralArt
Illustration
Drawing
Graphic design
Reading
Watching movies
Playing video games
Hanging out with friends
PBS
Learning about stuff; history, computers/anything technologically fancy, etc.
Comics
Cereal
Musichttp://www.last.fm/user/SpaceCow4/



MoviesThe Back to the Future trilogy
Amélie
Good Night, and Good luck.
Stranger Than Fiction
The Little Mermaid
Grumpy Old Men
Grumpier Old Men
City Slickers
Meet the Robinsons
Kill Bill volumes 1 & 2
Man on the Moon
Everything is Illuminated
The Aviator
Forrest Gump
Sunshine (2007)
The Animation Show volumes 1, 2 & 3
The Matrix
The Animatrix
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Night at the Museum
Good Morning, Vietnam
Groundhog Day
The Rocketeer
The NeverEnding Story
The Iron Giant
The Naked Gun trilogy
Garden State
The Karate Kid
The Goonies
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
The Fifth Element
any of the Mystery Science Theater 3000/MST3K films
The Skeleton Key
Just about anything by Tim Burton, the exception being everything from "Planet of the Apes" onward, not counting "Big Fish".
Atlantis: The Lost Empire
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
Jurassic Park
GhostBusters I & II
The original Indiana Jones films
every Pixar film ever made
Star Wars (IV, V, VI)
Empire of the Sun
Robots
The Monster Squad
The Green Mile
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm
Spirited Away
My Neighbor Totoro
Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind
Kiki's Delivery Service
Howl's Moving Castle
Munich
Accepted
The Matador
Boondock Saints
Hannibal Rising
Red Dragon
Silence of the Lambs
Hannibal
Pleasantville
Batman Begins
The Dark Knight
The Amazing Screw-on Head
Iron Man
The Incredible Hulk
Chaplin
Sleuth (1972)
Rain Man
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Young @ Heart
An American Tail
An American Tail: Fievel Goes West
Bolt
The Sandlot
Burn After Reading
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
La Vie En Rose
Shawn of the Dead
Hot Fuzz
Dennis the Menace
The Kid (2000)
Mousehunt
National Lampoon's Vacation
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
Adventures in Babysitting
Almost Famous
The Frighteners
Homeward Bound
The Last Unicorn
The Princess Bride
Role Models
TelevisionQuantum Leap
Globe Trekker
Nova
History Detectives
Secrets of the Dead
American Experience
American Masters
Antiques Roadshow
The Venture Bros.
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Freaks and Geeks
Creature Comforts
The Simpsons
Smallville
Batman: The Animated Series
Batman Beyond
Teen Titans
Family Guy (mostly for Stewie)
Futurama
The Office
King of the Hill
Friends
Dharma & Greg
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
Late Night with Conan O'Brien
Penn & Teller: Bullshit!
Heroes
A Bit of Fry & Laurie
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
MXC
Red Dwarf
Monty Python's Flying Circus
Fawlty Towers
Blackadder
Little Britain
VH1's I Love the __s
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Books"House of Leaves" by Mark Z. Danielewski (what I've read of it so far, anyway.)
pretty much anything by Garth Nix
the "His Dark Materials" trilogy by Phillip Pullman
"Yes Man" by Danny Wallace
the "A Series of Unfortunate Events" series by Lemony Snicket
anything from Rob Grant and/or Doug Naylor
the "Harry Potter" series by J.K. Rowling, of course
anything from Douglas Adams
"The Last Unicorn" by Peter S. Beagle
"The Princess Bride" by William Goldman
The entire "Hellboy" series (and spinoffs) by Mike Mignola
the "Scott Pilgrim" series by Bryan Lee O'Malley
and more graphic novels I'll hafta sit down and list another time.

Video Games Too much to possibly list at the moment, but the games and consoles upon which I play currently/hold dear to my heart include: Atari, NES, GameBoy, SNES/Super Nintendo, N64, Wii, PC, PlayStation, PlayStation 2, PlayStation Portable/PSP, and PlayStation 3.

My PSN (PlayStation® NETWORK) Gamer Tag:
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Groups: aubrey's the best crazy person everThe Haters of Religious BulletinsSave Sugar HouseHTVS FOR LIFE!

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     Parker, of the House of Williams's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Ess El Sea, You Tee
Body type:6' 0" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Undecided
Education:Some college
Income:Less than $30,000

   Parker, of the House of Williams's Schools
Eagle Gate College
Murray, UT
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Graphic Design
 

2004 to 2005
Highland High
Salt Lake City,Utah
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Artifex and HTVS!
 

2000 to 2004

   Parker, of the House of Williams's Companies
Iceberg Drive-Inn
Salt Lake City, Utah US
Shake-Maker/Other misc. stuff

June/July 2005
Dan's Foods Grocery Store
Salt Lake City, Utah US
Checker/Bagger
Checkout

August 2005 to... August 2005
University of Utah, Marriot Library
Salt Lake City, Utah US
Laptop Support
MultiMedia Center

August 2005 to December 2008
ProjectBlue Design (freelance graphic design and illustration)
Salt Lake City, Utah US
Founder/President/CEO/FBI/MTV/That one guy

Always and Forever
University of Utah, Marriot Library
Salt Lake City, Utah US
Laptop Support
Knowledge Commons; CMS devision

August 2005 to Present



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   Parker, of the House of Williams's Blurbs
About me:
I'm just a regular guy trying to make new friends and keep in touch with old ones.

I currently work as basic laptop support at the J. Willard Marriott Library in the Knowledge Commons at the University of Utah.

I'm also officially, unofficially a freelance graphic designer and illustrator; though there's not much call for that, as I'm still trying to hone my skills to at least an acceptable state of usefulness.

In my spare time I hang out with friends, read, watch movies, play videogames, and brush up on my aforementioned illustration skills, in hopes of one day becoming a concept artist for movies/videogames/television and/or comics, which I am currently looking at prospective schools for.

I'd never been on an airplane until I was 23, do not know where I'd be without Wikipedia, Google, or the Internet in general; am becoming increasingly more interested in visiting Japan when I watch the NHK World segments on the MHz Worldview channel, and only recently bought myself a cellphone, finally ending my nearly eight-year stint behind that particular technology curve.

Um... check out a few of my creative endeavors through the links/banners below!




Who I'd like to meet:



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This profile was edited with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4, and my own creative MIND! (and sometimes cool desktop wallpapers and stuff I find.) …True story, yo.



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Parker, of the House of Williams's Friends Comments
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Taijh

Taijh



May 5 2009 1:38 AM

When you try to march with a drum without a leg rest... the metal lugs tend to beat the shit out of your leg as its banging into them while walking...
Sarahjane

Sarahjane Bernhisel



Feb 3 2009 8:25 AM

Tingey

Tingey



Jan 25 2009 9:55 PM

Hahaha, seeing this as it happened was one of the greatest thrills of my life.
Seacrest in!
Taijh

Taijh



Jan 11 2009 7:03 PM

You know the best websites, I've been stuck on notalwaysright for about 3 hours now.
Taijh

Taijh



Dec 19 2008 7:20 PM

In my perv album, there's the picture of the statue with the skirt I'm looking up and the caption says "his is bigger than yours".....
Taijh

Taijh



Dec 19 2008 6:26 PM

I don't know if I ever replied to your comment on the picture of the skirt dood... But in case I didn't, I say :o followed by O.o and then :x ;)
Taijh

Taijh



Dec 3 2008 6:53 AM

Does you still live in that house off 21st in sugarhouse?
Dave

Dave



Nov 18 2008 11:06 PM

Mirrors Edge sucked that bad eh? I Guess I'll sick with gears of war 2.
Dave

Dave



Nov 18 2008 9:03 PM

Ha, Flattery is my middle name. I'm shameless.
Taijh

Taijh



Nov 9 2008 8:13 PM

You know, Utah isn't as bad as I remember it... and I'm not missing Seattle as much as I thought I would. weird.
Sarahjane

Sarahjane Bernhisel



Oct 21 2008 9:40 PM

Oh I know you wish your profile could be all girly like mine is--but I guess yours works, too.
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Oct 18 2008 11:41 PM

Hows you on this Fine October evening...
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Oct 18 2008 11:27 PM

Hola Mr Parker...
:D
Taijh

Taijh



Oct 5 2008 8:31 PM

Dood!! Happy Birfday!
Jessie

Jessie



Oct 5 2008 7:57 PM

Happy Boofday Parkey!!!
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Sep 14 2008 10:36 PM

Your comment made me giggle.
Taijh

Taijh



Aug 25 2008 3:39 AM

maybe i remember it because i hated sour cream like no other back then and i thought he was a freak for liking it.

god that was so long ago.
I think i was 7? how old would that have made you?
Taijh

Taijh



Aug 25 2008 3:28 AM

Cause I made it earlier. and it was UH...maze..ing. Uhfreakinmazing. But it reminded me of when we were little bitty kids. And I distinctly remember Sam piling on the sour cream.

Random memories, had to share.
Taijh

Taijh



Aug 25 2008 12:02 AM

Ahem! WHEN was the LAST TIME you ate MEXICAN LASAGNA? (who really knows how to spell that word...)

HUH?!?!
Taijh

Taijh



Aug 14 2008 8:44 PM

Crafts are fabulous. I do them any chance I get!! which probably hasnt been since middle school?

that would be cool if you drew something up, its for my step dad, he has commitment issues when it comes to getting a tattoo, but maybe you could do something so wonderful he would finally do it!

no rush, but it'd be cool
Michelle

Michelle



Jul 21 2008 6:19 AM

I have to say... I TOTALLY agree with you... The Dark Knight?? AMAZING!!
Sarahjane

Sarahjane Bernhisel



Jul 13 2008 1:43 AM

I believe this is youuuuur sandwich
dickey the punchline donkey

dickey the punchline donkey



Jul 7 2008 3:12 AM

kudos on the song choice :D
Sarahjane

Sarahjane Bernhisel



May 19 2008 12:40 AM

Tybunnell

Tybunnell



May 14 2008 11:20 PM

when they grab you with their metal hands it is hard to get free because they are metal and they are robots and robots are strong.
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