SPACE CRETINS MUSIC
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Influences
Ziggy Stardust, Ramones, David Bowie, Iggy & the Stooges, Johnny Thunders, Dictators, Poison, Motley Crue, glam rock, punk rock, hard rock, Englebert Humperdink, William Shatner
Sounds Like
The Matrix meets the Ramones... sexy punk'rock'n'roll for jet boys and future girls everywhere... fly with us!
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Hailing from the aptly named "Jet City" Seattle, WA, the Space Cretins bring a heavy dose of super-cyber punk'rock'n'roll with a neon kick for the good times, with a sound that owes as much to Kiss, the Misfits, and the Ramones as it does to the original Space Commanders Ziggy Stardust & the Spiders From Mars. A sound that takes the energy of punk, the snottiness of glam, and the groove of 80's L.A. sleaze rock, which when combined gives you... spaced out, mega-freakin', high-octane, righteous rock, baby, yeah!!!
According to the Space Cretins charter, there are four requirements to becoming a band member: 1) must be attractive to the ladies 2) must love big,dumb Rock 3)must be a great performer 4) must be attractive to the ladies... The Space Cretins members include veterans of the Seattle punk/grunge wars -- Paul Ace Diamond Blow (guitar, vocals: ex-Suffocated, Berserkers, and Ace Diamond Bimbos); Danger Dayne Bam Bam (drums: ex-Ace Diamond Bimbos, Northwest Breeders); Scotty Astronaughty (ex-QMP); and Danny Heartthrob (ex-Lipstick Vogue, 1234). Past members include Markass Karkass (bass) and Otis P. Otis (guitar)
Sick and tired of the negativity and depressing nature of the bi-polar Seattle music scene, and inspired by a chance encounter with William Shatner in a Hong Kong kareoke bar (in which Shatner convinced Blow to start a "super-cyber" rock band) Paul Diamond Blow hooked up with his former band-mates Danger Dayne and Markass Karkass to put the fun back in today's Rock. The Space Cretins aren't trying to stimulate brain cells or impress with fancified riffage, no, just putting the party, attitude and swagger (and good songs!) back into the rock'n'roll leather pants. "It's a spiritual thing," says Blow. "But we're much more than just another 3-chord rock band. We're a 3-chord band with a Plan..."
Space Cretins... the choice of a far-out generation. Hop aboard for the ride...
Check out Paul Diamond Blow's new solo album!
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Checkin' in to check out the SC's chonkin' chewns from China FAN-TAS-TIC!! Just got my copy of PDB's finest hour here in Xi'an-the LUV JUICE has now spread farther than anyone previously thought possible!!
New Shaolin Temple of BooM songs are NOW available on itunes! http://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/shaolin-temple-boom/id183441715?uo=6 Here's a sample. Or you can buy 5 songs for $3 bucks or buy an "I would destroy" shirt for $10 and download 5 NEW songs FREE here http://shaolintempleofboom.bandcamp.com/album/the-equinox
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Well if you must know... We are doing Dec 11 @ Valhalla in Kirkland for Whip Ale product launch... Also Neumos on Jan 2... More coming, but we do like to stay mysterious (cue ominous evil monk/tubular bell music) ;P
list of people you should put on the list: nelson payne can of beans alaia D'Alessandro kevin kenny zolton martinez david Mitchell kyle van kampan sterling gillespie will caples
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