SPACE CRETINS MUSIC
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Influences
Ziggy Stardust, Ramones, David Bowie, Iggy & the Stooges, Johnny Thunders, Dictators, Poison, Motley Crue, glam rock, punk rock, hard rock, Englebert Humperdink, William Shatner
Sounds Like
The Matrix meets the Ramones... sexy punk'rock'n'roll for jet boys and future girls everywhere... fly with us!
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Hailing from the aptly named "Jet City" Seattle, WA, the Space Cretins bring a heavy dose of super-cyber punk'rock'n'roll with a neon kick for the good times, with a sound that owes as much to Kiss, the Misfits, and the Ramones as it does to the original Space Commanders Ziggy Stardust & the Spiders From Mars. A sound that takes the energy of punk, the snottiness of glam, and the groove of 80's L.A. sleaze rock, which when combined gives you... spaced out, mega-freakin', high-octane, righteous rock, baby, yeah!!!
According to the Space Cretins charter, there are four requirements to becoming a band member: 1) must be attractive to the ladies 2) must love big,dumb Rock 3)must be a great performer 4) must be attractive to the ladies... The Space Cretins members include veterans of the Seattle punk/grunge wars -- Paul Ace Diamond Blow (guitar, vocals: ex-Suffocated, Berserkers, and Ace Diamond Bimbos); Danger Dayne Bam Bam (drums: ex-Ace Diamond Bimbos, Northwest Breeders); Scotty Astronaughty (ex-QMP); and Danny Heartthrob (ex-Lipstick Vogue, 1234). Past members include Markass Karkass (bass) and Otis P. Otis (guitar)
Sick and tired of the negativity and depressing nature of the bi-polar Seattle music scene, and inspired by a chance encounter with William Shatner in a Hong Kong kareoke bar (in which Shatner convinced Blow to start a "super-cyber" rock band) Paul Diamond Blow hooked up with his former band-mates Danger Dayne and Markass Karkass to put the fun back in today's Rock. The Space Cretins aren't trying to stimulate brain cells or impress with fancified riffage, no, just putting the party, attitude and swagger (and good songs!) back into the rock'n'roll leather pants. "It's a spiritual thing," says Blow. "But we're much more than just another 3-chord rock band. We're a 3-chord band with a Plan..."
Space Cretins... the choice of a far-out generation. Hop aboard for the ride...
Check out Paul Diamond Blow's new solo album!
Our 24 hour online store is always open!
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SPACE CRETINS invade the Showbox
Saturday, November 21
(message us for $8.00 will-call tickets)
The new True Margrit CD - The Juggler's Progress - is now available for pre-order, along with t-shirts and artwork, photo and drumheads, check it out here: http://bit.ly/7Cu8J
Next shows: October 27, The Swiss, Tacoma, WA October 28, Jazzbones in Tacoma, WA October 30, Mississippi Pizza in Portland, OR October 31, Nana's Irish Grill and Pub in Newport, OR November 1, Muddy's Hot Cup in Arcata, CA November 5, Molly Malone's in West Hollywood, CA
Our tour wraps up with the big show at San Francisco's best rock club, Bottom of the Hill! For the complete show schedule, check here: http://bit.ly/1UgGqQ
This is a Public Declaration from Seattle Town, Rock & Roll Manifesto b/w Morning Girl on THC Records Now Available On ITUNES / AMAZON We Would Love to Hear From You Even If Our Principles Are Not Your Cup of Tea.... Cheers, Mark Clear
AntiProduct's brilliant new LP, PLEASE TAKE YOUR CASH available exclusively from myspace.com/antiproduct. Produced by Sylvia Massy (with new and improved no added middle men)!
So good to hear from you! Sorry we didnt get a chance to meet up before I left. I definitely would love to talk to you about making you part of the Starr Entertainment family of artists! And yes, some shows in Hollywood in the VERY near future are a MUST!
Get a hold of me in the next few days to talk over some things. You have my number right? If not i'll call you or send you a message with my number in it.
Hey Space Cretins theres some awesome new stuff online at Rottix.com, its all limited so make sure to check it out fast, and keep checking back cuz new stuff is added ALL THE TIME!! PUT SOME GRAFF ON YOUR BACK!
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