Space Pimp
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A pleasure junkie with an evil mind. A charm school flunkie with an axe to grind.
Male
38 years old
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA
United States
Last Login: 9/29/2007
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Space Pimp's Interests
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| General | Freaky underground music, eyesore art, dark humor, nasty stories, debasing other people's spiritual beliefs, peppers (hot and otherwise), amateur photography, image editing, messing with people's heads (in a fun, harmless way), pranks, creating public spectacles, and getting the hell out of this country before the next civil war starts. | | Music | Reverend Poky Bunge (duh!), Butthole Surfers, Frank Zappa, Brainiac, Helios Creed, Kyuss, Stinking Lizaveta, Crotchduster, Allflesh, Screaming Monkey Boner, Ripsnorter, Misery, Lip Splitters, Dumpster Juice, Anal Blast, NOMEANSNO, Fantomas, Impaler, Mr. Bungle, Zimmer's Hole, Cows, Sonic Youth, Babes in Toyland, Dillinger Four, 20 Dollar Love, Negativland, Fudge Tunnel, Jane's Addiction, Jehovah's Shitlist, God Bullies, Melvins, and all kinds of other hardcore/punk/metal/psychedelic (non-hippie) crap. There are plenty of bands that I haven't mentioned yet. Honestly, I'm mostly reading off of the nearest CD rack. Music is one of the best aspects of being sentient. Language of the gods. Mathematics intersecting with abstraction. Ain't acid yummy? I love live music especially. High energy, harsh sounds, and consensual violence. Playing and experiencing live music should be a physical workout whenever possible. | | Movies | The Corndog Man, Fight Club, Waking Life, Pulp Fiction, Donnie Darko, Blue Velvet, Kung Fu Hustle, Wild At Heart, Eraserhead, Sin City, Redneck Zombies, A Scanner Darkly, The Tune, The Devil's Rejects, Resivoir Dogs, and those home movies I made with your invalid cousin. Oh, and really stupid, messed up porn with things like midgets, obese people, senior citizens, and the like in it. For laughs, mind you. Not for touchy feely jolly fun. You don't believe me, do you? | | Television | Metalocalypse, Wonder Showzen, Penn and Teller: Bullshit!, Dirty Jobs, MXC, Frisky Dingo, South Park, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Mythbusters, Family Guy, The Simpsons, The Venture Brothers, etc. Yeah, it's mostly cartoons, so draw whatever conclusions you want from it. Eat me. Oh, and all the people on this site that say that they don't watch TV are full of shit. They like to think that they're above doing it, but the truth is that they masturbate while watching the home shopping network. | | Books | Honestly, I don't go through books all that often these days. Most of my reading is done on the internet. The actual print that I do consume usually takes the form of Mac mags and software tutorials. Yes, I'm a geek. There, I said it. Also, I love reading about creative and interesting ways to harm people. I rarely act upon that knowledge, but it's fun to know such things. | | Heroes | Okay, first of all, I have a message for everyone who claims that they don't have any heroes (and there seem to be quite a few of them here (including some friends whom I still love in spite of such shitheadery)):
Get over yourselves! You do not live alone in a cave! Everyone is influenced by someone! You are not the first person (however unique you might be) to walk this earth and have the thoughts you have and dig the things you dig! You're a shitty lowlife mortal just like the rest of us! Get over it and move on!
Okay, I'm done now. In spite of that rant, I've got little else to say (as far as specific names go). I just haven't thought about it much. I don't care what defines a "hero" versus an "influence". I guess heroes don't have to be martyrs, revolutionaries, saints, visionaries, prophets, or be extremely good at what they do. To me, they're just people who've done interesting things with the time and luck that they had.
Okay, here's the obligatory name dropping:
Frank Zappa, Bill Hicks, Sun Tzu, Timothy Leary, John Waters and Divine, , Lenny Bruce, David Lynch, Madalyn Murray O'Hair, Raymond Scott, the Monty Python crew, Carol Burnett, Gibby Haynes, William Gibson, and others that I'll think of later.
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ANAL of BLAST blood suckers, Minnesota Metal Scene, The Cult of Sleaze, Perversion, and Excessive Rock and Roll Abuse, WWJD- What Would Jimzilla Do?
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Space Pimp's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Dating, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Minneapolis, Minnesota | | Body type: | 6' 0" / Average | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Atheist | | Zodiac Sign: | Capricorn | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes | | Children: | I don't want kids | | Education: | College graduate | | Occupation: | Graphics Geek |
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Music - Performance - Bass
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Reverend Poky Bunge: The founders of Twin Cities Tard Core. A band with no self respect, respect for others, or respect for musicianship. www.rpbunge.us
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About me:
When I was a baby, I was rescued from the dumpster my momma left me in by a band of nomadic junkies. Later, I was sold into slavery for a fix where I learned the ancient art of jellyfish insemination. Everything is kind of a blur from there. Recently I was released from the mental hospital, and am currently formulating a plan for the sterilization of the entire human race. In the meantime, my spare time is occupied by seducing nuns, throwing sulfuric acid on random strangers, planting dog crap in interesting places for people to discover later, waking up in strange locations and compromising positions after alcoholic blackouts, eating the contents of medicine cabinets in the houses I break into, and being another damn computer geek and musician.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Your mother. I want to feed her roofies and take pictures of the bitch face down and kitty up with an assortment of farm animals in heat. She'd probably like that, though. Maybe I'll just force her to perform the Naked Pee Pee Dance. Nah, she'd like that too. Maybe I should kidnap her, beat on her for a while, and drop her off naked and handcuffed in front of a third-world brothel. What? You say she'd even enjoy that? Wow. Your mom's a stupid fucking whore, isn't she?
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