Playing guitar, listening to happy music, boxing, my band, hanging out with my friends, Fremantle Dockers, and going out drinking. Also Les bien, aka the good, aka lesbians, aka the most classy women on earth, as everyone knows all words with le la or les in front of them are classy. In fact everything about the french is classy. Like croisants. And escargot...
Music
Adema
The Agony Scene
Annihilator
Anthrax
Arch Enemy!! Behemoth
Blind Guardian
Breed 77 Children of Bodom
Chimaira
Coal Chamber
Cradle of Filth
Dark Tranquility
Devildriver
Disturbed
Dimmu Borgir
Downthesun
Dragonforce
Dream Theater
Drowning Pool
Eighteen Visions
Fear Factory
God Forbid
Godsmack
Himsa
Ill Nino
Incubus
Immortal
Iron Maiden The Killers
Killswitch Engage
Kittie
Korn Lacuna Coil
Lamb Of God
Machinehead Manson
Megadeth
Metallica
Mindswitch
Mudvayne
Muse
Mushroomhead
Nightwish
Nothingface Orgy
Pantera Placebo
Rammstein
Rob Zombie
Satryicon
Sepultura
Sevendust
Shadows Fall
Slayer Slipknot
Spineshank Soil
Soulfly
Static X Strung Out
System of a Down
Tripod!!! Trivium
Twelve Tribes
Unearth
White Zombie
Movies
Action, horror, comedy are my favourites and in that order. One word... Steven Seagal. ooh and Braveheart 2, fuck yes!
Television
There isnt really much i watch on TV at the moment, American Dad!, house, south park, futurama, thank god your here, whose line is it anyway, drawn together, petey and jaydee, the Brad and Sam show.
Books
The Fog (james Herbert not stephen king), 1984, Animal farm, Interview with the Vampire. those are my tops, there is probably others. i also liked Island.
Heroes
Malmsteen, Dimebag, Munky, Goku, Michael Amott probably some others too who i cant think of right now. I'm a bit of a hero myself actually. Off saving the world one girl at a time. Feel free to feature me in your heroes section... ladies. (private joke)
About me: What makes you (by that I mean me)happy?
people. sex. food. adam sandler* noodles. the irish*. reading. songwriting. guitar. guinness. alcohol (dont believe i forgot that one). llamas*. my super powers*. bagpipes. other peoples suffering when i humiliate them. gloating afterwards. lesbians. (lets go lesbinate!(do you reckon lesbians actually say that?)) ice cream. cheese.
Roughly in that order. *may or may not be true. You see the things i say 60% of the time are right everytime!
Well, what can you really say about yourself. lets see. Im fucking great! ok thats a start. i love myself, and i believe thats important! im sarcastic 92% of the time, seven percent is when im drunk, at which time i am completely, and often brutally, honest. The missing one percent is when i talk in my sleep and as yet i have not listened to myself so i dont know whether sarcaclism is in fact taking place. i guess im an attention seeker by nature, and i like to say stupid things so everyone will laugh and not notice my faults. maybe. who knows. I also dont liking shortcuts like 2 or U. Build a bridge. im pretty indecisive, like all the time, well not all the time, well sometimes, im not sure. but the main thing is im loveable, if i was furry they would sell me for a good price and your little sister would want me. As it happens im not furry so only your older sister wants me! just joking. im not really like this at all in real life, this is all just a grand illusion.
I AM A LESBIAN! Just in case you werent informed.
I also am not one of them people who believe that you should have no regrets, because everyone would regret if they really royally fucked up, like accidentally killing someone, how could you not regret that? But i believe that you can however learn to live with your mistakes and respect the fact that you made that decision at that time and it is your resposibility. blaah blah blah i dont know where im going with that one. But if you want to get to know me talk to me either on here or on msn.
tasmaniansoutherncrabchicken@hotmail.com
How to make a Brad
Ingredients:
3 parts anger
5 parts arrogance
1 part energy
Method: Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lovability
Who I'd like to meet: anyone who has a basic level of intelligence, i hate it when people make me feel stupid because they dont get my jokes. also fat girls who go on about how great their boobs are. no. you are fat. i dont mean to sound mean or judgemental but they are my two pet hates. so that leaves about 5 billion people who could be my friend, and then about half a billion are around my age, and a smaller percentage of you have a personality, so add me, and yes i am now expecting about 5 million new friend requests by tomorrow.
Also if you do add me, talk to me, dont just read my blogs, comment them, you know that kind of thing. I dont really care but it is just nice you know if you can kind of act like a friend, and i will try to do the same.
I did come up with that myself. Thank you! Im not shocked to hear they want to drag it out and bump it out as much as possible. "If your onto a good thing.." And a movie would be no shocker if it was true. Arnold and Van Damme (as the only two guys who are/were that size). Now that would be cool to watch. I still cant bring myself to finish Gayble 2 (witty I cant do atm. Arms... hurt) but everyone has told me the end. I have no drive to get there. What it is, is you dont have the superbestfriendintheworld ME hanging around anymore. I will admit, your homosexual feelings for me aside, it's not been as fun without you around. Nor as worth-wild. But srsly, you had a paedophile at your work? Thats weird... Wait... you have a job? kthnxbai
beeeyyattchhhh what the hell have you been up to?? just left without so much as a goodbye you horrible horrible boy! im hell bummed that you left ey cos just as you went i got a fake id and now i chill at the newport and it's awesomeeeeee student niiighhtttttttt comment back and let me know if you're still alive x x
hey hey long time no talk!!! miss me lol how ya been? wat ya been doin? leah and mel from work tell me to tell u that there angry at u cause u neva said bye to them.. lolz well hope ur well xx miss ya
haha wow what a great week-end. did you enjoy the bay? had you been before? personally i think it's better than cruze.. as if they are the only two options in the world!! well if you are going out next week-end for your birthday (a bit late don't you think?) you should go to cruze cos i have rachel cooks 21st there and it shall be a grand night! maybe!! and lots of people should be going that you probably won't know but anyway it will be fun! haha. i was meant to be going out tonight but in the end i was just too lazy to get ready.. geez i am an oldie already =(
Alright, I understand. Not the place and such. Thats cool. We can go into better detail some other time. Its a pity you cant just rock up at mine at like 1am with your problems anymore. Hahaha. But doesnt everyone just want to spoon? xD Yeah, I'll have to keep my ear to the ground atm. Im not sure whats going on with everything. It will be january-ish, because december will be nuts. Plus I need to kind of need to play my cards right, cos I could be working somewhere else by then.
He's not the biggest dick I know. Bummer that things are going crappily. What exactly isn't going well? And yes, partying with the fun, and some fun, was an epic adventure. Things with me are alright I guess. Been sick. Sick of workin at Snap too, but not much I can do about that atm. Everyone else is okay as best I know. I'm kind of back in "the group", hanging out with Chris a lot now. Still, been kinda weird without you man. In a non-gay way. Tho I do miss waking up with your hand on my arse, hahahaha.
And you know I'd stalk you, as expensive as that would be (tho that bein said, I might come stalk you near xmas, maybe)
i don't think such an amazing creation could have come out of the mind of a loser! the person who made it must be very wonderful indeed. what was with that message you sent me yesterday? it was like 'i'm not going to rsv' or something? huh? i don't get it? haha
well whatever ur into really. slaking is a harsh word, but thats kinda what ur doing to my dog. and i heard today she wants you to stop:) much appriciated:) well im off to work, to work hard cause thats what i do. catchya round.
hahahaha what now they have to be worrying about u breaking in and stealing drugs. and stalking my dog! hmmmm they do have there hands full. well while you've been taking so long to reply i've been getting ready:) cause im a genious. all i have to do is socks and shoes now:)
oh no sorry havnt opened them either, come off it im still in my Pjs and i start work in an hour lol. oh i heard foot steps at my window last night, thought it was the dog... but yeah what does it say?
haha the police will be loving life. your not really a neighbour, more like a far distant neighbour! but i guess we can call that the same thing for now, so u clean the marker off ur window with morning? hope it came off.
ahhhh i see now, well i am acutally looking forward to the police coming to arrest me in my PJs lol. but yeah well im not addicted (says the addict) lol no its my last day off school with my illness so im lapping it all up.
your not in the shower yet, your waiting there for my reply:) lol. well i've had a shower but i thought instead of getting more clothes dirty i would just chuck back on my PJs. smart cookies sinead. :)
wow thank you so much, u put my mind at rest. i was really worried they'd be knocking on my door any minute now and i'd answer it in my PJs lol. they'd be loving that hahaha
yeah u wouldnt wanna accidently run into her, trust me its happened before and i can never get out of the situation fast enough. have i been signed in for ages? i went and had a nap and left it on lol
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