1. Eastern Spanish
2. I Just Almost Said Whore
3. Stealing Batteries to Sell on eBay
4. Mature in a Tent
5. Moby is a Bagel
6. Early Rilo Kiley
7. We Are Bored
8. Spelt Bread Dipped in Agave Nectar
9. Lick my Face
10. Whole Foods
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1. Eastern Spanish
We can make a CD
When you visit
Or when I visit
Or like The Postal Service did
They did it online and stuff
You picked the picture where I look psychotic
2. I Just Almost Said Whore
We will drink champagne
And wear large sunglasses
At parties in Brooklyn
And people will try to talk to us
But we will pretend we are on cocaine
And too distracted
3. Stealing Batteries to Sell on eBay
Steal batteries at Whole Foods or CVS or NYU
No steal them from NYU
Then sell them on eBay in a gift set with fine dining utensils
And up the sale price
Or someone will
A small man on the subway
Will eat them
That is bad you write it
Tao: that is funny, write more
We also need 'Whole Foods'
Mallory: um, the rest of batteries is:
We like a song about batteries being sold on the subway
That’s like the kids who sell candy
For basketball or something
And old women get intimidated
And racists get intimidated too
4. Mature in a Tent
Movie is more sex inviting than tent
Tent would be too obviously sex
Whereas movie is like implied sex
People feel more comfortable with having sex
If it doesn’t seem expected
Or they can trick themselves into not having sex
Because a tent is so overly sexual
5. Moby is a Bagel
We will make depressed youth
Feel like they have a chance
6. Early Rilo Kiley
7. We Are Bored
I need attention
I need to do laundry
I have no writing samples
We need attention
Can we give each other attention
Lets “dote” on each other
Help my cover letter exist
Mallory is an associate editor in LA
Wearing a collared shirt in an office
Overlooking a parking lot
And a shopping plaza in really good weather
I keep thinking about binge eating at Middle East with you
I want to eat the burger at Counter
I want French toast and sangria
I don’t know what the truth is
I am cultivating a new kind of professionalism: disheveled
I walked around with my shoe untied forever at work
I need to get obscenely successful
And just sit there thinking about myself
I want fried bread with agave nectar and mashed potatoes
Dipping it all in mashed potatoes
I want to eat this alone in a room laughing
Laughing while eating it with joy
Seitan is more obese than tempeh
I’m adding friends indiscriminately on Myspace
8. Spelt Bread Dipped in Agave Nectar
I can't be late for work tomorrow
But I am going to be really tired
But I drank coffee at work
And don't want to work
I ate bread dipped in agave nectar at work
I ate like half a cup of agave nectar that way
Sourdough and spelt bread
I ate salad with tofu mash
And 40 ounces mixed juice
And some lentil soup with bread
9. Lick my Face
My mother called me angry
Because she has "a warrant for her arrest"
Because of parking tickets
I told her to stop being dramatic
And she hung up on me
10. Whole Foods
My train of thought is better than yours
I don't smoke pot every day
And I am not 31
And I don't compulsively build and rebuild displays
I want to kick down your displays
So you work more than you do already
You are stupid
And still have lots of my books
You aren't stupid
