All the news that's fit to spank -- celebrity gossip, paparazzi pics, all that's inspired in Hollywood. Mindless crap in one irrefutable, beautiful blog. Come and knock yourselves out. Literally.
About Spank Cheeks:
I'm an expert in celebrity gossip, armed with a sharp tongue and a rapist's wit. I'm a Gemini with Taurus-esque tendencies, and I hail from Ireland, the white man's motherland. I placed 12th in a wet t-shirt contest in Puerto Vallarta. True story.
About Zanna:
I'm not REALLY a celebrity but I am one in my head. I like to dress up to go grocery shopping and can be found wearing heels when everyone else is wearing sneakers. I've been known to wear them with sweatpants (but that's only when I'm taking out the trash). No. I'm not kidding.
I abhor the comma and have a penchant for run-on sentences and Christian Dior sunglasses.
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