Marina the Dairy Queen
Marina the Dairy Queen Every time you type "lol", a baby gets kicked in the head.

Female
25 years old
Hollywood, California
United States



Last Login: 11/14/2009
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    Marina the Dairy Queen's Interests
GeneralWhen there is righteousness in the heart, there will be beauty in the character. When there is beauty in the character, there will be harmony in the home. When there is harmony in the home, there will be order in the nation. When there is order in the nation, there will be peace on earth.
MusicEverything. Literally. Especially the Kransky Sisters.
MoviesMa Vie En Rose, Night At The Roxbury, Big Lebowski, and Amelie.
TelevisionGrey's Anatomy, Iron Chef, Nigella Bites, Planet Earth, Top Chef, Scrubs, Boston Legal.
HeroesPaula Deen for making fat Southern women sexy again, my little brother Kenneth for hanging in there for 18 years, Genevieve Taggard for making simple words beautiful, Charles Bukowski for making simple people legendary, Mitch Hedberg for making simple things funny, my grandparents for loving each other for over 50 years, and the Silver Surfer for surfing in outer space.

     Marina the Dairy Queen's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Bi
Hometown:Glendora
Body type:5' 10" / Body builder
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Education:Some college
Occupation:Someday, I hope.

   Marina the Dairy Queen's Schools
Glendora High
Glendora, CA
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1998 to 2002



Marina the Dairy Queen is secretly happy. Posted at 7:56 PM Nov 8, 2008
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   Marina the Dairy Queen's Blurbs
About me:
The whole point of my existence is to stay off Google. If you've found this page, I salute you. My middle name is Enigma.
I adore cooking, travel (unplanned is best), and exploring Los Angeles. Somehow, I've become a foodie, which is amazing because I was raised in Glendora where the culinary highlight is Spaghetti Eddie's. I'm obsessed with music of all kinds. I have 3 pet rats (Olive, Pearl, and Isabella) and 1.5 dogs (Rocket and Guss). I love to Vespa, always up for a scoot. I love artichokes. My health is great, please stop asking. I'm all for gay marriage, I hope to marry a gay someday. Despite my impossibly high standards...I occasionally date ninjas.   I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)
Who I'd like to meet:
Someone from Djibouti, someone who can eat fire, and my real father (fingers crossed that it's Anthony Bourdain).

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meggy

Meg Garner



Aug 3 2009 11:04 AM

sigh.  john.  what a cedar-breathed dreamboat.
meggy

Meg Garner



May 24 2009 9:58 PM

i adore you like no other
meggy

Meg Garner



Feb 8 2009 9:15 PM

i adore you.
Alex

Alex



Feb 6 2009 1:39 AM

you know...i miss you a lot. we should do something together soon...
;)
meggy

Meg Garner



Jan 11 2009 2:35 PM

dear marina,

you are such a smokin' hot, ridiculously successful, gloriously marvelous individual. and even if you weren't any of these (which you are) and you were a total skank, you would never break the code. i mean for shit's sake.

with love and devotion,

me
meggy

Meg Garner



Dec 14 2008 7:14 PM

OH MY GOD
if you wait til tuesday i'll be there.
ALL WEEK!
meggy

Meg Garner



Dec 11 2008 1:28 AM

here i am. i know you thought i died.
DETAILS! give me details!
meggy

Meg Garner



Nov 9 2008 11:28 PM

YAAAAY in LOOOOOVE!
tell me more.
i miss you.
can i rent you on november 21 to take my storage unit totes to anaheim? i'll pay you 200 bucks AND my old table and chairs from my hollywood apartment...
meggy

Meg Garner



Nov 8 2008 2:50 PM

MARINA! here i am. love you.
what's up?
Grandmaster Pimp Kenny Banks

Grandmaster Pimp Kenny Banks



Oct 31 2008 10:37 PM

Marina, when the revolution comes, I fully expect you to be leading the charge. and if you're not, then I'll gladly make you the diplomat to someplace awesome.
Marcus the Burger King

Marcus the Burger King



Oct 30 2008 6:34 PM

This year I got the best birthday present ever, and almost a month early. Meeting you was the best thing I've yet experienced in life, and every day you top it.
Grandmaster Pimp Kenny Banks

Grandmaster Pimp Kenny Banks



Oct 28 2008 6:56 AM

hey Marina, I love you and I miss you, and I cant wait to see you one of these days. you're an amazing friend and an excellent sister. say hi to Robert, Guss and Rocket for me.
much love!
Johnny

Johnny Vo



Sep 18 2008 11:14 PM

holy shit, it's you! when's your party? you'll have to come when i have my fitting party for all the models.
coly

coly



Sep 15 2008 8:36 PM

Straight huh? Too bad... I like the new pic ;)
Scott

Scott Adams



Sep 4 2008 9:55 AM

I taste something metallic and smell burning toast. I think I need medical attention.
Scott

Scott Adams



Sep 2 2008 8:04 AM

Your zombie dreams torment my sleepless nights.
Erin

Erin Williams



Aug 6 2008 11:02 PM

Flirty McFlirterton! I need to take notes!
meggy

Meg Garner



Jul 16 2008 8:27 PM

how are you darling lady?
Erin

Erin Williams



Jun 12 2008 12:30 AM

Your comments CRACK ME UP! Move back! Ha ha ha!
meggy

Meg Garner



Jun 11 2008 11:02 PM

HAHA you forgot the verses??? oh my god you are a crack up. i miss your face. my life is perpetually unpredictable, as usual. takin it as it comes... kiss guss' sweet little head for me. and by little i mean 11-pound-big.
haha
meggy

Meg Garner



Jun 10 2008 11:52 PM

HAHA samuel was like "take that down!" and i was like "but i like how not good that photo is..." how are you? i miss you.
meggy

Meg Garner



May 6 2008 6:49 PM

did i mention i love you? you have taken the best care of me here of anyone. i mean you even braved my messy house and brought me soup when i couldn't get off the couch. and a CUPCAKE. i mean for shit's sake. you really are a fantastic friend and i'm sorry i've been so frazzled this past month that we haven't gotten together. would you like to try to meet up at the grove on thursday afternoon? or tues/wed afternoon? i can make any of those work, i think.
meggy

Meg Garner



May 6 2008 6:44 PM

i know. i just woke up really sad today about it all. i'm excited about being there but i'm sad to leave. i feel, in a word, WEIRD. sigh. i'm sorry i didn't get your message in time to come over the other night.
meggy

Meg Garner



Apr 29 2008 4:17 AM

hey lady! at eight p.m. on saturday we are going to have a welcome home samuel/goodbye meg get together. nothing major---snacks and some photos of samuel's europe trip and wine... hope you can come.
WHITE GOLD’S BATTLE FOR MILKQUARIOUS

WHITE GOLD’S BATTLE FOR MILKQUARIOUS



Apr 29 2008 12:17 AM

Question: Is it me or do you love my hair? Just kidding. I don’t really expect you to answer, silly - I know you love us both equally. That’s the name of my new song. Check it out. And while you’re on my page, you should leave a really flattering comment. For example, you could say, “White Gold, your glass is always half beauti-full. You have a certain glow about you. And it isn’t just skim deep. Wow…Wow. Wow. Wow.” You know, or something like that. Speak from the heart.
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