Our Father of Shangri-La
Hallowed be thy name
If the world turns over save me
From thy fiery rain
Keep me pure
Keep me clean
As the lotus grows
I ask you for forgiveness
Save me from the crows
Juggalo be thy name, Hatchets be thy game,mess with one, you mess with all, we never travel alone and are always ready for anything, so be wise and just pass us by and don't say we shine, we are creatures of the night and will always be there when a fellow Juggalo needs us, we stand by the Dark Carnival and all it teaches, so for all Juggalos and Juggalettes, stand firm and always be ready.
The Juggalo Pledge:
I Pledge Allegiance To The Hatchet Of The Underground Society Of Juggalos, And For The Ninjas For Which It Stands, One Family, Under God, Full Of Freaks, With Faygo And Magic Neden For All!!
WE WILL NEVER DIE ALONE, JUGGALOS WILL CARRY ON, SWING OUR HATCHETS IF WE MUST, EACH AND EVERYONE OF US
When I die, show no pitty, send my soul to Juggalo city, dig my grave six feet deep, put two matches by my feet, put two hatchets on my chest and tell my homies I did my best.
Pass this on if your down with the Clown WHOOP WHOOP!!!
Firstly, I want all of you to know that the wicked clowns will never die and once a juggalo/juggalette theres no turning back. Its hard for me to only pick 14 of my homies to send this to, so you better be one happy juggalo/juggalette!!! If I dont get this back thats cool I know im down wit da clown 4 life!!!! So you better do this ok. This game has been played since the juggalos and juggalettes have been alive. Once you read this letter, you must send it to 14 juggalos/juggalettes within five days. On the fifth day if you did this wicked shit than you will be blessed by the dark carnival.
THEY SAY IT TAKES A MINUTE.............
TO FIND A SPECIAL JUGGALO, ............
AN HOUR TO APPRECIATE THEM,...............
A DAY TO LOVE THEM, ..................
AN ENTIRE LIFE TIME.......................
TO 4GET THEM....................
SEND THIS TO THE JUGGALOS/LETTES...................
U'LL NEVER 4GET.......................
ITS A SHORT COMMENT.....................
TO LET THEM KNOW...................
THAT U'LL NEVER 4GET THEM.........
IF U DON'T SEND THIS TO ANYONE..........
IT MEANS THAT UR'RE IN A HURRY.................
AND THAT U'VE 4GOTTEN........................
UR HOMIES.........
If you get a dozen you got juggalo Family
Firstly, I want all of you to know that the wicked clowns will never die and once a juggalo/juggalette theres no turning back. Its hard for me to only pick 14 of my homies to send this to, so you better be one happy mothafucka!!! If I dont get this shit back thats cool I know im down wit da clown 4 life!!!! So you better do this shit ok. This game has been played since the fuckin juggalos and juggalettes have been alive. Once you read this letter, you must send it to 14 juggalos/juggalettes within five days. On the fifth day if you did this wicked shit than you will be blessed by the dark carnival. Please send this to 14 homies. It has worked for many of the juggalo family.
Good luck! NOW Dont FUCK THIS UP OR THE HATCHET WILL SWING!!! & send this to 14 of your pimp ass juggalos/juggalettes!!! SPREAD THE WORD OF THE CARNIVAL TO ALL UR JUGGALO FAMILY!
Hey whats up? We havent talked in forever! What are your plans? Anything exciting going on? Ohh I might call you tonight if I get a chance, by the way day shift sucks balls. CQ itself is pretty awesome though. :D
