Chris Kiefer Is Off the Market
"Take my hand and we'll make it. I swear."

Male
30 years old
Canoga Park, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login:7/25/2008
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    Chris Kiefer Is Off the Market's Interests
MusicBetter Than Ezra, Foo Fighters, Dave Matthews Band, Nina Gordon, Ingram Hill, Howie Day, Electrick Snowflake, Bush, Nickelback, Alanis Morissette, Hootie and the Blowfish, Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers, Athenaeum, Annetenna, Our Lady Peace
MoviesGood ones
TelevisionLOST, Seinfeld, Heroes, 30 Rock, Mythbusters, Sportscenter, The Wonder Years, Comedy Central Presents, Iron Chef America, Journeyman
Books
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HeroesCaptain America
Groups: CURE DiABETESkroq's - Kevin and BeanAhi's RoundtableCandace's Action Adventure Club

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     Chris Kiefer Is Off the Market's Details
Status:Engaged
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:San Fernando Valley
Body type:5' 10" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Catholic
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Graphic Design

   Chris Kiefer Is Off the Market's Schools
Woodbury University
Burbank,California
Graduated: 2000
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Graphic Design
Minor: Avoiding Frat Life
 

1996 to 2000
Chaminade College Preparatory
West Hills,California
Graduated: 1996
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1992 to 1996



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   Chris Kiefer Is Off the Market's Blurbs
About me:

I have a public blog called You Look Tired which is up and running.
I am the standout (i.e. only) pitcher for a Sunday softball team.

I know the lyrics to way too many '80s hair metal songs.

If I had only one superpower I would like to freeze time so I could rob banks and get away with it.

I'm very critical of movies.

I did stand up comedy for a bit, but now I'm on hiatus.

I manufacture spam.

I think you should click this and get involved: 'What can I do?' - SiCKO
Who I'd like to meet:
Alanis Morissette and Daniel Tosh. Also, people that know the difference between "you're" and "your."

   Chris Kiefer Is Off the Market's Friend Space (Top 16)
Chris Kiefer Is Off the Market has 171 friends.
 KDV 


 Pit Boss 


 Christina (is now a mommy!) 


 Cobra Commander 


 Jenny Smith 


 Ahi 


 Dani 


 Adriana 


 Candace 


 Shosh 


 It spells BAAD...cause we're BAAD to the bone 


 Cherry Darling 


 Heather 


 PunkRoqPrincess 


 Dann Gillen 


 Kiefer 





Chris Kiefer Is Off the Market's Friends Comments
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Jenny Smith





Jul 24 2008 11:08 PM

Hey! Allan is going to play with us in the fall!
PunkRoqPrincess





Jul 24 2008 1:16 PM

give yourself to the dark side
Jenny Smith





Jul 15 2008 1:31 PM

You are the most faithful GNP shirt-wearer ever!
PunkRoqPrincess





Jul 10 2008 11:45 AM

use the fork, luke... use the fork.
RJ





Jul 4 2008 10:32 AM

zwani.com myspace graphic comments
Myspace 4th of July Comments & Graphics
j.





Jul 3 2008 7:41 PM

HOLY SMOKES! Congratulations to both of you. A most excellent pair, for sure.
:)
MARK GONZALES





Jul 3 2008 6:34 PM

Thanks brotha! oh and congrats on the biggest step in life!! BACHLOR PARTY TIME! tom hanks style of course...
Heather





Jul 3 2008 10:15 AM

Congratulations on the engagement!!
Christina (is now a mommy!)





Jun 26 2008 12:33 AM

It was great seeing you all too.
Have Kareena send me the pic of Summer nuzzling her godfather! Congrats again--I love you both so much!
Udabomber





Jun 25 2008 8:09 PM

you shouldnt
Soup





Jun 25 2008 2:35 PM

Hey Congratulations! Very exciting news!
PunkRoqPrincess





Jun 24 2008 11:51 AM

oooo you changed your status! :D
It spells BAAD...cause we're BAAD to the bone





Jun 23 2008 11:49 AM

BBQ...movies, and make your own sundae at our place this Friday? Sound good?
Shosh





Jun 22 2008 8:29 PM

Congrats!!! I love you both so much!!
Candace





Jun 21 2008 11:21 AM

Good job Mr.
Kiefer! Congrats again!
Jenny Smith





Jun 20 2008 2:56 PM

You played with only 21 tiles? How so?

Glad you liked it. I usually cream Gavin. And my words are more substantial. His consist more of abbreviations.
Heather





Jun 17 2008 3:48 PM

yep. i'm already planning on it.
what time is the fam shindig supposed to start? i am coming out on saturday in the afternoon...
Heather





Jun 17 2008 3:41 PM

i am excited to see you this saturday!!

=]
RJ





Jun 11 2008 8:33 AM

I am SO lame!!! I'm so sorry I didn't wish you happy birthday on your birthday.
I hope you had a great day, Chris!!
Candace





Jun 10 2008 1:23 PM

Happy Belated B-day Friend!!! I was so bummed that my people got home later than expected on Saturday because I really wanted to celebrate with you!
I'm excited to see all the pictures you mentioned in your blog AND I would love to see the fancy smancy present Kareena put together for you.

Let's hang out soon!
Christina (is now a mommy!)





Jun 10 2008 12:21 PM

We're going to the RCPM show on Saturday--they're doing another post-game concert for the Dbacks.
Hopefully someone else will run across the field this year and get tackled by security!
Christina (is now a mommy!)





Jun 9 2008 12:54 PM

Happy 3-0! Can't wait to see you in two weeks!
Dina





Jun 9 2008 4:11 PM

Happy Birthday, CK!
SuckahPunch





Jun 9 2008 4:45 PM

Feliz CumpleaƱos !!!

BTW, the wooden midget says, "Happy Berfday!" too :)
Cherry Darling





Jun 9 2008 5:19 PM

OMG youre a Gemini!! Ha.
Had fun on Sat. too bad we had to cut it short.
Have a great b-day. Hope your morning thang was fun.
Pallavi>Pallu>P





Jun 9 2008 7:49 PM

happy bday!
Pit Boss





Jun 9 2008 8:04 PM

Time flys! Ask anyone.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SLIM
Jodi





Jun 9 2008 8:11 PM

Happy Birthday, CKII!
Cobra Commander





Jun 9 2008 8:12 PM

Happy birfday fool!
gypsyjay





Jun 9 2008 8:32 PM

Happy Birthday, Chrisk!
Lovin' Summer More Mama





Jun 10 2008 12:20 AM

Happy Birthday!!!...yesterday, because now it's 12:18!! Sorry, Hope you had a great day!!!
Em





Jun 9 2008 6:30 AM


glitter-graphics. com
Tiff





Jun 9 2008 7:31 AM

Happy birthday Crippler!
Pete





Jun 9 2008 7:41 AM

Happy Birthday, ChrisK!
Pamela





Jun 9 2008 8:05 AM

Happy Birthday, Chrisk!!! I hope your day is super fabulous!
Dani





Jun 9 2008 8:23 AM

Happy Birthday!!!
PunkRoqPrincess





Jun 9 2008 8:53 AM

hi chripher. com!! just wanted to wish you a happy berfday!! hope you have a GREAT day :D ttyt
Heather





Jun 9 2008 8:55 AM

Happy Birthday, Chrisque!!! Welcome to the "dirty 30s", enjoy your stay :)
fingercuffs