Dick jokes, vigina jokes, tit jokes, fart jokes, disturbing kiddie jokes, beasteiality jokes, insest jokes, momma jokes (but not Wilmer-MTV "Yo Momma" type jokes)dancing and chess. Oh, oh and making movies. Oh, oh, oh, oh and making funny bits.
Music
Any ditty that doesn't sound like hot lava swashing around in your brain.
Movies
PORN!!! Especially "D V D A" FUCK HOT ACTION!
Television
GILMORE GIRLS
Books
"WHY LIFE IS SHIT BECAUSE OF YOUR SMALL GENETALIA & LOW SELF ESTEEM!" by LESTER VAN NETHERMEYER
Heroes
Batman, Superman, Aquaman, Flash, Green Lantern, Wonder Woman, Punisher, and Fidel Castro
