Generalropes, obviously. and i like to be ridden around on bicycles, but it's a rare, rare day when that happens.
Booksi am, shamefully, illiterate.
Heroesmy mommy, jess. my aunties, who are the best ever--especially when they special-sit me. (and even more especially when they accidentally let me escape.)
About me:i am a dog. you might think, however, that i look like any one of the following: a bat, a piglet, a wombat, a hammerhead shark, a flounder, a mouse, an accountant, or winston churchill.
if you are a dog and even slightly bigger than me, i will eat you.
i won't eat any food that isn't hand-made under much duress, or hand-fed to me. and i certainly won't drink any water, even if i'm hot. that's just low class.
i am originally a texan....but i've been told i'm an honorary new yorker because i did time in brooklyn at my grandmom's crib. i'm both black and white, as you can see, but i identify more with my strong black brothers and sisters. break it down, yo.
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Who I'd like to meet:squirrels and grackles. (to eat.) bigger dogs. (to eat.) and let me just say right now that i do have a favorite toy...the stuffed elephant named Ella Pants, but i am open to meeting other toys of the stuffed variety. or ropes. i like ropes a lot.
- Status: Single
- Here for: Networking, Friends
- Orientation: Not Sure
- Body type: 1' 0" / Athletic
- Religion: Atheist
- Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
- Children: Love kids, but not for me
- Smoke / Drink: No / No
- Occupation: Eater of Big Dogs
- Income: Less than $30,000
Boston Terrier Rescue of North Texas
- Dallas, TX US