Syzdek The Shark Slayer
"Law is not about right vs wrong. It is a simple matter of wit, trickery, and tact all the while making a sob story out of horseshit."

Male
18 years old
NAVARRE, Florida
United States



Last Login:7/20/2008
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    Syzdek The Shark Slayer's Interests
GeneralMy intrests include not workin, bein a beach bum, bein a bum, sleepin, runnin, girls, guns, cars, boats, sailin, kayakin, fishin, drivin, music, makin jokes, bein cheap, and of course non of these are in order.Funny Videos
Funny Videos
MusicI have a huge variety of music i listin to. this includes rap, rock, techno, country, classical, classic rock, 80s rock, and other stuff i cant think of off the top of my head.Funny Pictures
Funny Videos
MoviesThe best movies ever include the Star Wars saga, the lord of the rings trilogy, top gun, and other cool movies like that. I also like good comedies that are actually funny.
TelevisionTelevision is crap nowadays except for Speed vision, spike tv, history channel, comedy central, and any channel that plays good movies which seems like never but w/e.
Heroes.. .. .. .. ..
Groups: The Extreme TeamMr. Sleepums party crewCatholics of NavarreWho wants to be a hitman! (or hitman helper)Navarre Cross CountryWe the unknown championsREMEMBER THE CROC HUNTER!DCAA (Dane Cook Addicts Anonymous

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     Syzdek The Shark Slayer's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Dayton
Body type:6' 2" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Catholic
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Children:Someday
Education:High school
Occupation:being cool
Income:Less than $30,000

   Syzdek The Shark Slayer's Schools
Navarre High School
Navarre,Florida
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
Clubs: Cross Country, Girls Soccer manager, axis and allies, and of course a fake mentor student so i can get free food.
 

2004 to Present



Syzdek The Shark Slayer has finally signed up for classes and will be getting an AA in Criminal Justice

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About me:
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF- The Survey
NameJohn Stuart Erasmus Syzdek (Nomad)
BirthdayAugust 5
BirthplaceWright Patterson AFB Ohio
Current LocationNavarre
Eye Colorno idea
Hair Colorbrown
Height6'
Left handed or Right handedRight
Your HeritageGerman, Polish
The shoes you wore todayNot important
Your weaknessNone
Your fearsBears, nazis, communists and hippies
Your perfect pizzahave not found it
Goal you would like to achieve this yearGo sailing
Your most overused phrase on i/mdon't use im anymore
Thoughts first waking upGod i'm tired
Your best physical featuremy beard
Your bedtimenone
Your most missed memorymany
Pepsi or Cokepepsi
McDonalds or Burger Kingneither
Single or Group Dateswouldn't know
Lipton Ice Tea or NesteaTea is for pussies
Choclate or Vanillavanilla
Cappuccino or Coffeecoffee
Do you smokeCigars on occasions
Do you swearlike a sailor
Do you singyes quite often
Do you sower dailymaybe?
Have you been in loveno i have no heart
Do you want to go to collegeyes
Do you want to get marriedyes
Do you belive in yourselfof course
Do you get motion sicknesssometimes
Do you think you are attractivewho doesn't
Are you a health freakperhaps when im dead
Do you get along with your parentsyes
Do you like thunderstormslove them
Do you play an instrumentno
In the past month have you drank alcohol?what do you consider drinking?
In the past month have you smokedyes
In the past month have you gone to the mallyes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreosno
In the last month have you eaten Sushihell no
In the past month have you been dumpedno
In the past month have you gone skinny dippingno
In the past month have you stolen anythingonly the heart of every women who sets eyes on me
Ever been drunkdefine drunk
Ever been beaten upyes
Ever shopliftedno
How do you want to dieNobly
What do you want to be when you grow upLawyer
What country would you most like to visitGermany
In a boy/girl
Favorite eye colorn/a
Favorite hair colorn/a
Short or longn/a
Heightn/a
Weightnot a whale
Best clothing stylenot slutty or gothic
Number of I have taken??
Number of cds i ownno idea
Number of piercingsnone
Number of Tattoosnone yet
Number of things in my past i regreta great number

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Syzdek The Shark Slayer has 153 friends.
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Erika Leigh





Jul 2 2008 8:27 PM

sunday!
Erika Leigh





Jul 2 2008 3:37 PM

yah im going to to mississippi
Erika Leigh





Jul 1 2008 8:23 PM

hahaha John you crack me up! whatcha doin for the 4th? Im going to MS
Erika Leigh





Jul 1 2008 3:20 PM

hahaha I like that useless trivia
Erika Leigh





Jun 30 2008 8:29 PM

HAHAHA naughty stories:D
Tucker... with a T





Jun 29 2008 7:10 PM

dude... i ended up not being able to call your cell... just to let you know..

sorry...
Tucker... with a T





Jun 29 2008 7:00 PM

like what dude?
Erika Leigh





Jun 25 2008 9:00 AM

WOW!!!!!! SLACKER!!!!!!!!
Erika Leigh





Jun 25 2008 7:58 AM

oh i think you got it down pact
Erika Leigh





Jun 25 2008 5:01 AM

ohhhh I didn't know you would be classified as superior!!!
Erika Leigh





Jun 24 2008 6:56 PM

hahaha SO YOU ADMIT YOURE NOT A MAN SYZDEK???
waterMELon.ie!





Jun 16 2008 7:29 AM

aha hey:)
yeah havent talked to you in a while mr. graduate!!
so how does it feel to be a college student now?? where are you going to college any how?
Summers been amazing so far. I just got back from this trip i took on saturday. I was gone for 8 days and was able to see the East Coast. It was awesome.
How about you?
MALLORY.





Jun 14 2008 1:11 PM

prettyyyy good, yoursss??
GC





Jun 12 2008 10:09 PM

badass
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~*I Believe...in many things*~





Jun 2 2008 10:22 AM

Myspace Comments - The Tassel is Worth the Hassel
Jolly Ol St. Nick[is a future Seminole]





May 13 2008 9:02 PM

talked to coach bradford today bout that law scholarship dude, u owned me congrats
Jolly Ol St. Nick[is a future Seminole]





Mar 31 2008 10:07 PM

so i really do appreciate the kayaks john, it was awesome, like 5 foot swells, i caught a couple, current owns me tho
Jolly Ol St. Nick[is a future Seminole]





Mar 30 2008 8:34 PM

so my cousins r in town, r u doin anything tom.
? i was wonderin if u wanted 2 sea kayak and take out my cousins and i?, i could try 2 help u transport them, call me 293-0772
JWES





Feb 24 2008 6:07 PM

i was watching Top Gear on BBC America today and they did a test on the shelby GT mustange and found out it only does up to 400 HP instead of the advertised 500 HP. Also the rear suspension is terrible for the speed of the car.
Jon West





Dec 31 2007 10:16 PM

happy new years
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Dec 25 2007 3:46 PM

Merry Christmas John! I got a Catholic bible for Christmas. haha Calling in favors already? lol
Catherine





Dec 14 2007 2:12 PM

yeah , I used to be when i was in navarre not so much now that i moved...
Catherine





Dec 13 2007 8:11 PM

hi hows everything ben going
Geno





Oct 8 2007 6:51 PM

omg dude u totally stole that crap headline from mcbeth...
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Sep 16 2007 6:42 AM

hahaha sorry john.

i should have put YOUR hat. XD
[C-h-a-s-e]





Aug 9 2007 7:39 PM

dude I saw you taday but you went in the library and mallory wouldnt let me leave.
miranda.





Aug 5 2007 9:36 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAYY JOHNN!!!!

HOPE YOU HADD FUNN.


ttyl.

[[ *N*I*K*K*I* ]]





Aug 5 2007 5:35 PM

HECK YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ill be 18 in jan :) :) :) thats somewhat soon lol. well happy belated birthday. oh and thank you i didnt know that lol
all abOut me





Aug 5 2007 5:28 PM

Happy Birthday ...
MALLORY.





Aug 5 2007 11:17 AM

happy birthday!
CrottyMcNaughty (NEW NOLE)


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Jul 30 2007 12:47 PM

when the hell are u coming home man!!!???
AnnizzleK





Jul 14 2007 10:25 AM

hey thanks for the add
BOYKIN(Go Choctaws!)





Jul 4 2007 10:24 AM

ahh, what a great day in american history, the day when we kicked britains ass!!!
miranda.





Jun 20 2007 7:38 AM

heyyy lifegaurd john!!!