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BRILLIANT POST FROM A FAN ON FB
was the palpable feeling this would be a long night
the glove had been held for the women to smell
and I'd just hunkered down in my hole here in hell
when all of a sudden, like the streak of a comet
I heard the faint rustling of dusting for vomit
I sprang from my bed, an expansive King Leisure
and ran down the stairs to see who'd had a seisure
when what do I see, to my mind's disbelief
but a miniature Stonehenge, a crushed dwarf underneath
I feared this short subject had gone to dwarf heaven
but he muttered "eleven - eleven - eleven"...
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