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the spinelanguage blog is one guy trying to make simultaneous sense and nonsense of the constantly changing metal world. on the blog you'll find exclusive band interviews, cd reviews, youtube guitarist spotlight, new songs, occasional serious stuff, and rare-but-necessary posts that have absolutely nothing to do with metal. the main prerogative is to have fun and not worry about what spills out of my big mouth, and to encourage everyone else to do the same. my shitty posts are wide open for criticism and that's what it's all about. be a metal fan with a backbone, take risks, and don't be afraid to challenge the genre's status quo (and all the big names therein). hold nothing back, whether you're right or wrong!

click here now and start rotting your brain!

don't forget to check out the "read before you whine" link near the top of the page. it will make you feel better when i shit all over your favorite band in one post and then defend them in the next. paradoxical bullshit!

bands/artists interviewed exclusively for spinelanguage:

- scarve
- god dethroned
- eating infinity
- pete peterson
- destrophy
- exmortus
- seven
- almost is nothing
- periphery
- terror syndrome
- threat signal
- bulb (misha mansoor)
- powerglove

old interviews from a previous project in 2007 i had that ended up on spinelanguage:

- god forbid
- burst
- textures
- droid
- in vain

and we're always in the process of posting new ones! if you or your band want to get a free 10 questions-worth dose of internet fame, just let me know. i will be happy to interview you to the best of my ability...if i like you. if i don't like you, then i just won't respond back to your request. dickness.

if i end up interviewing you, i will post all over here where everyone can find it and will add one of the songs on your player to my playlist. free publicity! all i ask is that you also let people know about the interview so that they visit the blog. simple? let's do it.

other interesting posts from the blog:

- the most metal children's cereal character

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