YOUR ATTENTiON, PLEASE!!
This
is NOT the Official SPiT LiKE THiS Myspace page.
Please go to http://myspace.com/spitlikethisuniverse
for the OFFiCiAL SPiT LiKE THiS page!
FACT
We are
SPiT LiKE THiS. And don't you forget it.
Chromium-plated cosmic supertripping shock 'n' roll neon
sex fun all wrapped up in a deliciously devilish
exterior. We are your new fucking heroes.
WHY?
Simple. No-one does it like this anymore. I
mean, NO-ONE. This is a bullshit-free zone.
We're not trying to be the next 80's wannabe band - fuck
that shit, we'll leave that to all the posers up and down
the country - we're the first, the one, the only SPiT
LiKE THiS. We aren't rich boys n girls whose
parents subsidize our rock n roll playtime, we
put our money where our mouth is and, at the same time,
offer YOU - the people that matter - the best that we can
do, with everything that we do, 100% of the time.
WHAT?
SPiT
LiKE THiS, that's what! We look good and we play good.
We're sleazy, we're dirty, we're angry, we're dark - we're
everything your parents warned you about. Are you
paying attention yet? Are you READY to join our huge ARMY that
has amassed over the past
couple of years? Or are you someone that waits to be
told what to like? This is WAR - we are strong and defiant
and we are WiNNiNG. We make a stand against
everything that gets in our way and everything that
pisses us off. We don't make the rules, we just
break them.
WHEN?
RiGHT
NOW!l It is happening under your feet. If you are just hearing
about us, where the hell have you been?? Under a
rock?! Check out these incredible stats about this
bunch of skallywags:
Television:
Coronation Street (Dec 05)
Video shown on cable channels worldwide
Magazines:
Skin Deep (Cover + 6 Pages / Nov 05)
Flash Magazine (Italy / Nov 05)
Kaleidoscope (2 Pages + Review / Nov 05)
Bizarre (Interview / Dec 05)
Juice (Band Of The Month / Dec 05)
Total Guitar (Interview / Jan 06)
PowerPlay (Interview / Feb 06)
Flash Magazine (Italy / Interview / Feb 06)
Flash Magazine (Italy / Interview / March 06)
Kaledeidoscope (Interview + Review / May 06)
Insomnia (Cover + Interview + Review / May 06)
Rimfrost (Norway / Feature / June 06)
Supported:
The Damned
LA Guns
Wednesday13 (ex Murderdolls)
Trashlight Vision (ex Murderdolls)
Towers Of London
Fozzy
Rachel Stamp
The Ga*Ga*s
Tattooed Millionaires
Awards:
Trashiest Band In The UK
No.8 Best Unsigned Band (Kerrang! Readers Poll 04)
Single Of The Week (Organ)
Band Of The Month (FMH)
Band Of The Month (Juice)
Album Of The Month (FMH)
Recordings:
"The Pop Shot!" EP (2002)
"Anarchy For Two" EP (2003)
"Dragged Kicking & Screaming" EP (2004)
(re-released Nov 2005 with National Distribution)
"The Pop Shot! XXXTra" Mini-Album (2004)
"Sleaze Sells…But Who's Buying?" EP (2005)
(Released 2005 with National Distribution)
"Scary Tales: The Collection" Album (2006)
(Released March 2006 with National Distribution)
Charts:
#1 Amazon Pre-Release Chart (Sleaze Sells / May 2005)
#5 Amazon Singles Chart (Sleaze Sells / June 2005)
#8 UK Rock & Metal Chart (Sleaze Sells / June 2005)
#13 FutureChart (Sleaze Sells / June 2005)
Radio:
TotalRock Radio
BBC Radio 1 Rock Show
6 Music
Kerrang Radio
XFM
Pulse Radio
Storm Radio
+ assorted FM and Internet radio stations Worldwide
Miscellaneous:
Emailing list of 13,000 +
Myspace friends list of 11,500 +
STREET SLuT Members 2,000 (our Street Team)
Website hits in excess 50,000+ a month (spitlikethis.com)
Creators of smellyourmum.com (6.2 million hits)
Everyone is talking about us.
Everyone loves us. Everyone hates us. We have been underground for far too long now
BUT we are
beginning to break through. With the help of people
like YOU, we can do this TOGETHER!
WHERE?
Everywhere!
Seems to me that you can't turn a corner without seeing
one of our t-shirts, seeing one of our adverts, hearing
one of our songs, seeing some of our stickers... We
are all over the place... We are a disease and we are
spreading. Those that already know are infecting
everyone else. Those that are new to this trip are
jumping on board, FAST. Yes friends, the underdogs are
winning destroying many immitators and wannabies with them
along the way!
I
JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH!
And who can blame you? You were obviously put
together just wrong. The first
thing you need to do - if you haven't already - is buy our
music. You can get it in all good record stores and online
at Amazon,
iTunes,
Tesco,
Woolworths,
HMV,
Virgin,
Play.com,
101cd.com
- among others. If those fuckers don't have it on
their shelves, DEMAND it! Kick up a
stink, make a fuss. It is people like YOU that make
the difference.
Next
up, claim some of your FREE STiCKERS! Yes, FREE
stickers. Hey, as long as we can keep affording to
give you something back, we will!
Finally,
tell EVERYONE you know about us. Talk about us on
message boards. Email all your friends. Go stickering and flyering.
Download our music and give it to your friends. Make
our stencil and spray it everywhere. Make a nuisance of
yourself in the name of Shock 'n' Roll!
DiD
YOU KNOW?
We are the motherfuckers
behind smellyourmum.com
- one of the most notorious websites in
existence. We do not bullshit and we do not suffer fools - gladly or
otherwise!
PUSHiNG
THE BOUNDARiES OF DECENCY AND GOOD TASTE
So,
go now and start exploring the SPiT LiKE THiS
UNiVERSE. Read how we were
soooo broke we sold ViKKi SPiT's used panties
to make ca$h!! Read about the multiple times LORD
ZiON
(that's me!) has set fire to people - for fun! Or how
ViLE GiLEZ crashes every car he goes near or how
CYNDi ROTT puts all those cuffs 'n' chains to
good use.. For the more
sober among you, you can find out how we write and
record the songs and get all this shit out to you.
Hell, there's something for everyone! Unless
you're one of those people we are out to DESTROY...
SPiT
LiKE THiS
- more than just a band, a way of life.
it's practically a fucking verb! SPANX
for looking
P.S.
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our
fans speak:
"i have never seen so much stuff that i have thought about in my head and
felt would never be, until i found your website. i fell in fucking
complete and total love with everything about it the second i saw it,
and when i started reading it, i honestly felt at complete peace with
myself. knowing that there are people out there that really are as
sick, morbid, and demonicly derranged as i, made my fucking day! i
haven't felt that way since i saw the jim rose side circus show for the
fist time. still though, i don't quite know how to describe you
other than that, so when people ask me what spit like this is, i just
tell them it's nothing but shear brazen honesty because that's just
about all i can come up with. it gets peoples attention yeah, but
the fact that you guys can back it up like it was straight from the
fucking fires of hell, is what keeps them listening. so dont ever,
ever, ever, ever, fucking stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i have everyone who
will listen to me, listening to you!" - genn,
il, usa - read
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YOUR
ATTENTiON, PLEASE!!
This is
NOT the Official SPiT LiKE THiS Myspace
page.
Please go to http://myspace.com/spitlikethisuniverse
for the OFFiCiAL SPiT LiKE THiS page!
