Asinine Alliteration
"When we point out illiterate mistakes we are often aggressively instructed to "get a life" by people who, interestingly, display no evidence of having lives themselves."

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19 years old
Bellingham, Washington
United States



Last Login:7/26/2008
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    Asinine Alliteration's Interests
General
+Halo
+Oblivion
+++Thunderstorms
+Music
+Concerts (duh)
+Orange soda
+Mountain Dew
+Amp
+Full Throttle
+Red Bull
+BooKoo
-Original Monster flavors
-Coffee
-Gas prices
Music
-AFI-
-Aiden-
-Alesana-
-All Time Low-
-American Eyes-
-The Antique Row-
-As Cities Burn-
-As I Lay Dying-
-Atreyu-
-The Banner-
-Between The Buried And Me-
-Bring Me The Horizon-
-The Bled-
-Boys Like Girls-
-Bright Eyes-
-Bullet For My Valentine-
-Celldweller-
-A Change of Pace-
-Chiodos-
-Circa Survive-
-Coretta Scott-
-Cute Is What We Aim For-
-Disturbed-
-Dragonforce-
-Drop Dead, Gorgeous-
-Eighteen Visions-
-Emery-
-Escape The Fate-
-Every Time I Die-
-The Fall Of Troy-
-Fall Out Boy-
-Family Force 5-
-Fear Before the March of Flames-
-Forgive Durden-
-From Autumn to Ashes-
-From First to Last-
-Grace Gale-
-H.I.M.-
-Halifax-
-Hanson-
-The Human Abstract-
-I Am Ghost-
-It Dies Today-
-Jack Johnson-
-Kill Hannah-
-The Killing Moon-
-Killradio-
-Korn-
-Lostprophets-
-LoveHateHero-
-Marilyn Manson-
-The Matches-
-The Mercy Kiss-
-Mindless Self Indulgence-
-My Chemical Romance-
-Nine Inch Nails-
-Norma Jean-
-Not For Now-
-Panic! At The Disco-
-The Pink Spiders-
-Plain White T's-
-QUEEN!!!!-
-Saosin-
-Scary Kids Scaring Kids-
-Senses Fail-
-Showbread-
-Silverstein-
-Stutterfly-
-Sugarcult-
-System of a Down-
-Taking Back Sunday-
-Teddy Geiger-
-Test Icicles (RIP)-
-This Providence-
-UnderOath-
-The Used-
-Vanna-
-Velabonz (RIP)-
-Vendetta Red (RIP)-
Movies
-American Psycho-
-Anchorman-
-Anything with Robin Williams in it-
-Charlie and the Chocolate Factory-
-Edward Scissorhands-
-Ella Enchanted-
-Harry Potter-
-Hedwig and the Angry Inch
-Lord of the Rings-
-Master of Disguise-
-Monty Python and the Holy Grai-l
-Muppets Treasure Island (nostalgia)-
-Muppets Wizard of Oz (more nostalgia)-
-Really old horror movies. Vincent Price is a genius.-
-Requiem For a Dream-
-Robin Hood: Men in Tights-
-Sleepy Hollow-
-The Corpse Bride-
-The Fountain-
-The Nightmare Before Christmas-
-The Number 23-
-The Princess Bride-
-Pirates of the Caribbean-
-Wayne's World 1 and 2-
Television
I don't have cable anymore, and even when I did I didn't watch much of the telly, but when I did I enjoyed:

--'Allo 'Allo
--CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
--Family Guy
--My Hero
--South Park
Books
Note: this list is VERY incomplete.

SERIES/TRILOGIES
Abarat by Clive Barker.
Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling.
Inheritance Trilogy by Christopher Paolini.
Lord of the Rings Trilogy by J.R.R. Tolkien.
Redwall (continuous series) by Brian Jacques.
Twilight, New Moon,, and Eclipse by Stephenie Meyer.

OTHER BOOKS
America The Book: The Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction by Jon Stewart.
Crown Duel by Sherwood Smith.
Eats, Shoots & Leaves by Lynne Truss (READ IT NOW).
Spook by Mary Roach.
HeroesLYNNE TRUSS

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     Asinine Alliteration's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Hillville
Body type:5' 9" / Slim / Slender
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Education:In college
Occupation:Student


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I am a serious grammar stickler. I carry whiteout and a sharpie in my pocket at all times to eliminate or add apostrophes, commas, and other punctuation marks. I know I'm not a perfect grammarian, but I know that the apostrophe in "boxe's" is completely unnecessary, and a sign for "banana's and orange's" makes me really mad unless something actually belongs to "Banana" or "Orange," in which case people need to capitalize their proper nouns and stop getting inspiration for their child's name from Gwyneth Paltrow.

My name is Ferret unless I tell you otherwise; I play video games besides Guitar Hero, Rock Band, and Halo; I would love to meet someone who believes as firmly as I do in the reinstatement of the Oxford Comma; I'm not ashamed to admit that I still listen to My Chemical Romance; Conan O'Brien is love; and watching people eat lobster, while I'm sure it's delicious, makes me laugh because it looks absolutely barbaric.




Who I'd like to meet:
Someone whose intellect challenges me. And Lynne Truss.



   


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Jul 24 2008 12:22 AM




For laughs




And toxic




And just some others.

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Jul 22 2008 12:12 AM

You should check out Triumph for MySpace, it's a great game... Let me know when you install it so we can join the same alliance!
RAAAACH-





Jul 20 2008 10:45 PM

WEDNESDAY JULY 23RD!
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Jul 19 2008 10:57 PM

???? Me needay helpay with slsk-ay
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Jul 19 2008 8:03 PM

blah, i need help.
I'll hunt you down sometime
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Jul 19 2008 7:40 PM

OoOoOo! Did you get in trouble?
magic





Jul 17 2008 12:09 PM

http://www. hookah-shisha. com/store/pc/configurePrd. asp?idcategory=6&idproduct=30

have you had this kind of shisha it sounds really good
LC Valley Shows





Jul 14 2008 11:43 PM

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Jul 8 2008 12:45 AM

july 30th sksk
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Jul 1 2008 12:25 AM

I want a divorce.
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Jun 30 2008 11:21 PM

wait wtf am I getting a omment from you at 11:30 at night if you're working???
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Jun 30 2008 11:20 PM

omg a change of pace, i forgot. I'm SO there.
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Jun 29 2008 4:50 PM

Haha, s'ok.
So hung over yet? Any concerts u into? And what are u doing 2morrow afternoon?
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Jun 27 2008 12:29 PM

I was working with limits options. Way to rain on my parade.
Can u never just be happy for me?
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Jun 26 2008 9:28 PM

Attention tizens. Testicles, that is all..
Keri





Jun 24 2008 1:51 PM

Cat food. And the best leftovers you could eat.
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Jun 16 2008 12:04 AM

Chunk love sloth.
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Jun 14 2008 11:11 PM

I no want to talk to you. All I want, Bang Bang Bang! I no want relationship. All I want, Bang Bang Bang.
Jake





Jun 10 2008 5:48 PM

Not this weekend, i am going to my dad's house in the tri cities for fathers day and to o whitewater rafting. Next time i am plannin on coming down i will let you know ahead of time.
sonny [ERC]





Jun 10 2008 11:30 AM

awwe.
yeah, well we should exchange schedules or something and find time to hang out. my next "free" days are june 17-21. but shows the 17-18. then i'm off the 25-28. but a show the 25. and that's June..
Cheryl





Jun 7 2008 2:13 PM

im almost sure that it isnt the same guy. fist off he is like 50 at least....not 40 and he isnt married any more. but anyhow...how are things over there?
sonny [ERC]





Jun 6 2008 1:04 PM

i haven't tried mac and cheese yet. but it just hurts to swallow anything, even water lol. haha next time you see me, i'll be even skinnier.
i think?
sonny [ERC]





Jun 6 2008 12:46 AM

it's not as bad as i thought.
but it still sucks.
mashed potatoes and jello haha :)
sonny [ERC]





Jun 6 2008 12:23 AM

yeah, i got em out wednesday.
so i'm in orofino taking a break from everything at the moment..

yep, it will be, just not too loud, so i don't get kicked out first thing lol.
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Jun 6 2008 12:21 AM

Erm.....maybe cons...I lost mine...again......but idunno.

I love my Rachel.

I miss her.
sonny [ERC]





Jun 5 2008 11:50 PM

heyy, i'll have a place next thursday!

are you coming down for june 17-18?

and a change of pace is coming july 23!!
to clarkston!
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Jun 4 2008 1:26 AM

♥ * damn coding.
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