Okay, here is the deal. I have been getting message after message asking a number of questions that I just want to get out in the open.
1. Yes, I am a real killer klown.
2. Yes, I like cotton candy, SnoCones, ice cream & popcorn.. not to mention funnel cakes.
3. Am going to stand over your bed at night, breathing heavily and kill you with a knife?... to answer this question see question #1.
4. No, I don't wear my costume 24/7 - I am a freelance stripper-gram and a demanding audience wants me to shake my pom poms.
5. Yes, I am a male... so stop complimenting how pretty my eyes are unless you are a female. Awkward!
6. What do I do for a living? Are you kidding me... look at me, I am a freak.. I stay inside all day, then come out at night to prowl the streets for unsuspecting prey... duh....
7. No, I do not work in the circus... I AM NOT A HAPPY CLOWN! I don't juggle, fit in very tiny cars, or fall on my arse so you can laugh at me.
Okay, that pretty much covers those topics. More to come I am sure.
Good night, and sleep ever so tight my little friends.
*honk* *honk*
-KrANK!
I just found my long lost cousin!!!!! Rock on my friend......I wish you guys were out this way, boy we could have some fun!hehe
chuck
I was reading your blog. Sounds like a fun time. I like how you do your make up. i am going to have to get me a freelance stripper gram
I FUCKING LOVE KILLERS CLOWNS!!!!!!All kinds of killer clowns. Fucking Juggalos, Fucking, killer clown from outer fucking space, Pogo clowns, and fucking clowns named Pogo!!!! WOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Dude, listen, I don;t know how you feel about juggalos, but were fuckin clowns too. and yeah, I say fuck A LOT!!! thats why they don;t let me out of my cage. fucking cage. I just wanted to say that killer clowns are fucking rad. clown love. peace.