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Mollie
Stand-Up
"For Military Wife Comedy, add link below:"

Female
30 years old
LAWNDALE, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login:7/16/2008
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   Mollie's Comedian Bio
BioMollie Gross is a writer, actress, and commediane. She performs all over Los Angeles Orange County, and US Military bases as the "Military Wife" to stellar reviews.Please join her Military Wife comedy page. Just click the link,


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Live from Camp Pendleton:Jane Wayne Comedy!
Websitemolliegross.com
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    Mollie's Interests
GeneralPoodles and the color pink. Chocolate.I like to ride my bike on the beach. The dogs like to ride along too in the basket. I love to "milk" kittens, tiny kittens without mothers that need to be bottle fed, so rewarding. I hunt "muffin tops" all around the Heart of the South Bay: Just look for a white belt...I listen to books on CD constantly while driving, and Dr Laura.
MusicPhantom. Nuff' said.
MoviesGuffman, Phantom, PeeWee ( any and ALL), Pootie Tang,A Christmas Story,Terminator 2,Raising Arizona,Duece Bigalo 1 and 2,CB4,Peggie Sue got Married, Junebug, Preditor,to be continued...
TelevisionSmallville: hello!, Flight of the Concords: HBO, Rescue Me and DIRT on FX,Food Network: Giada, and Paula.Travel network: Taste of America with Mark Decarlo always witty and fresh and:Samanta Brown is always charming. Discovery health: Anything about plastic surgery or being morbidly Obessed . Everynight I love to watch the yards of extra skin be romoved from peoples body,amazing, what do they do with it all ? Sundays: Joel Osteen is the best church I've ever seen.What happened to the Rabbi "shalom "show..? I guess the jew is out and Dan Ho is in !I miss him.Basically:any discovery show involving : dwarfism or giants, or eatting your own twin : A MUST ! I "heart " Victoria Stillwell's Its Me or the Dog. And BIG CAT DIARY. I want a cheeta!!
BooksAny by the following:Anne Rivers Siddons, Sanford, Deaver, Dr. Laura, Ann Brasherries, current events ( political), news, self help, Joel Osteen, Joyce Meyer,Sylvia Brown, Thomas Harris,Irving, Adriana Trigiani,and Koontz.My favorite book: The Diary of Ann Frank.Great books I read : The Time Traveler's Wife, and Water for Elephants.
HeroesThe Marines, and my military families! Jon,and Jesus. But mostly: those who keep sending me chain emails! They have saved me from cancer, going bankrupt, and AIDS. Keep forwarding guys! Don't break the chain !
Groups: Bill Word's Favorite Funny FemalesArmy Wife ConnectionMarried To The Navy

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     Mollie's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:0' 0"
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Education:College graduate


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Mollie Gross in California's Funniest Female Contest
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Mollie at the Hollywood Improv
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   Mollie's Blurbs
About me:
Mollie was enjoying a professinal acting and stand up carreer in Columbia, South Carolina (where she received her degree in Theatre, Speech and Dance from University of South Carolina) when she met her Marine husband. After Sept 11th, he recieved orders to Camp Pendleton. They eloped, and PCSed to CA. They lived on base for four years, where her husband served 2 war time deploymenst to Iraq. Mollie continued to perform stand up during his deployments to stay distracted and positive. She has now turned her stand up into a career, and performs for the Silent Ranks at military bases all over. Please join her Military Wife comedy myspace page to see her show schedule, and exerpts from her book. www.myspace.com/janewaynecomedy

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Who I'd like to meet:
Memebers of the Silent Ranks, proud military wives, and thier families.The cast of SMALLVILLE: their story is just like my life, SO REAL! Its like watching life in the town I grew up in. Mostly I want my husband to meet Dr. Rey, so my husband could kick his ass, or choke him till he "taps out", at least break his hand so he would be forced to go home and feed his wife a biscuit.

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Mollie has 236 friends.
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May 27 2008 10:37 PM

MOLLY, NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!
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May 11 2008 10:42 PM


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May 4 2008 10:24 PM


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Jan 22 2008 11:39 AM

MOLLIE! Oh, honey child, look at this fabulous article the Union-Tribune did on you last week! I'm so proud of you :-)))))

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Mollie Gross, aka Jane Wayne, has turned her time as a clueless military wife into a stand-up routine

By Stephanie Parry

Saturday, January 12, 2008

Mollie Gross uses her experiences as a military wife to create a stand-up comedy routine. She is bringing her act to Camp Pendleton Wednesday as part of her tour of military bases.
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Comedian Mollie Gross remembers what kind of military wife she was when her husband was in the Marines.


“I was the worst — absolutely did not know what I was doing,” Gross said.


She said someone gave her a copy of the book “Rose and Thorns,” which gives nonmilitary members of a relationship a better understanding of military life.


She needed that book, she said.


Gross now uses her experiences as a military wife to create her comedy routine. She jokes about how she wasn’t the typical military wife and the struggles of adjusting to the lifestyle.


Now, Gross is beginning a tour of military bases around the country to share her comedy routine, “The Military Wife.” Gross is starting her tour at Camp Pendleton on Wednesday at the Enlisted Wives Club and Officers’ Wives’ Club.


Gross met her future husband, Jon, while he was stationed at Marine Corps Base Quantico in Virginia. When he received orders for Camp Pendleton, the two eloped and moved to Southern California.


They lived at Camp Pendleton for four years an
Steve Halbert





Jan 19 2008 6:47 AM

Great job Molly, you got some great laughs there,it was a great crowd. I always enjoy wacthing you do your thing good job.
Steve
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Dec 12 2007 5:20 PM

Mollie..

Congrats on your successes with the military gigs...good show!

Watch for me in the new Tom Hanks movie, "Charlie Wilson's War." I'm sure you and hubby will appreciate it...very interesting piece.

I play one of the featured Afghanee Refugees....we filmed that back in March...it was cold and crapppy but every bit of fun!

Love and miss ya!

PS...Look at the new Eric Schwartz Video, I'm in it!

NJ
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Nov 30 2007 3:31 PM

Mary I Just noticed your background and got weepy! I rememeber you pushing those little toy poodles up Blossom Street in a Baby Carriage on your way to my house! So long ago!!!
I miss you!
Have you heard from your editor yet about Mary & Steve?
Bethany





Nov 12 2007 3:34 AM

Mollie and Beenie Weenie!
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Bethany





Nov 2 2007 5:32 AM

Mollie you should have told me this sooner....

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Bethany





Nov 2 2007 5:27 AM

mollie this is you in 50 years!


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Andy Juett





Oct 28 2007 10:23 AM

Hi Mollie. I'm Wilford Brimley.

When I'm not out trolling for ass with Tim Conway and Mickey Rooney, I like to kick back and shoot myself up with insulin. Know why?

I have Die-uh-beet-us.

And while it's funny that I can't pronounce Diabetes, it is not funny that I have to shit 8 times a day.

Enjoy the sabbath Mollie!

Andy

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Oct 25 2007 9:15 PM

Buddy ran away from home on Friday night. We're sad!
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Sep 3 2007 8:58 PM

Mollie, just take t
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his slow and read till the end. It really works!
jj





Jul 16 2007 9:44 PM

Thanks. Now my dogs won't play with me. Party foul.
The Wolfe 5





Jun 18 2007 9:43 PM

I'm thinkin of listenin to a lil tone-loc.... hey sweets, how are you? we miss the hell outta you guys! heading to c-town in the morning for the reunion. yee ha :) j/j! hope all is well in LA, i miss LA... :)~ go enjoy one of them there buffalo sandwiches for my hubby, would ya?? :)~ love you both!
Chris





Jun 16 2007 4:45 PM

How would you feel I came your way to visit you? Maybe spend the weekend with you? Maybe see you perform? Perform comedy.....
Bobbie Oliver





Jun 15 2007 11:39 PM

Great having you in the show tonight. I'd love to have you back!
Standup Guy





May 29 2007 8:48 AM

Hey Funny Lady, looking forward to your video with "Bev!"

Keep Em Laughing,
Richard
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May 28 2007 5:46 PM

THANKS FOR YOUT HELP MARY. YOU GOT ME STARTED IN FILM. I OWE YOU A LOT!
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ErinBeth





Apr 27 2007 7:17 AM

hey, try to be funny or something tomorrow or at least have really good hair....
Eric





Apr 26 2007 1:10 PM

West Coast Bound Baby!!! Heading to Oregon by the 13th of May. Course, still far away, but closer than I was. Miss you so much!
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Apr 23 2007 11:10 AM

Congrats for moving on to the QUARTER FINALS in the California's Funniest Female Contest


Mollie Gross
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Apr 23 2007 8:34 AM

Hey! We're planning on being there to cheer u on Sat! I'll b coming back Sat. from doing our full show in Palm Desert on Friday. Does that make sense?? Anyways we'll b there!!
jj





Mar 24 2007 2:08 AM

Oh great. Now I smell like bbq. Thanks a lot.
ErinBeth





Mar 21 2007 8:24 AM


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Happy Birthday you Spring Baby, you!
Chris





Mar 21 2007 7:18 AM

Happy Birthday Cuz! Hope you have a great one!
Bob Schembre





Mar 16 2007 2:06 PM

Happy pre-lated Birthday! I'll be in Seattle, so you have to take your birthday wish today!

Potete rimanere sempre giovani, bei e pieni di vita come siete oggi.
Christian Shirm





Feb 22 2007 3:08 PM

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