Chi sono: I suppose an introduction of sorts is in order for those of you who actually bother to read through this diatribe of nonsense. I'm known by Idiot to my family, Spongee to friends of new and old, and Sir Fuckoff to my beloved Fistfull of Assholes. I'm a man of twenty enlightening years, and eldest in a band of misfits and hellions my mother granted life to and endured through our collective idiocy. I'm a Cook, a Janitor, a Laundromat, and a Working Man. I'm a Brother, a Godfather, an Asshole, but most definitely not a Bastard. I'm a Gamer, I'm an artist, I like to sing and I can dance better than some y'all. I ride a skateboard, play a guitar, and was perhaps more famous than you back in the days of Highschool. I'm a Jack of All Trades, but a master of none. I'm an intellectual prick, but a procrastinator and lazy tard. I'm a lover, but God be damned I'm a beast when you push the wrong buttons. I'm loved, and I love, though I carry a heart held together with scotch tape and sticky tack. But all in all... I'm a man and nothing more.
Believe of me what you will, and speak of me what you wish. I will gladly bear your slings and arrows only to smile, for I know who I am and share thyself with those who truly love me as I do myself. But don't fret and don't be shy, perhaps you to could give me a try. So please, read on and see to your content that there is no ill will in the words that I have spent. I'm a kind heart, and perhaps I can share it with you. I made this page, after all, to share with you.
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