Is that a boy or a girl? Is it a faggot? It's a dyke! No, it's a hippy. A Communist. Perhaps it's a drag queen. Or a whack drag queen. Probably a speed freak. Or a pot head. Or a muffin queen. Look at her it's just a whore. Or maybe a gold digger. She's a hustler. Yeah, or some sort of intellectual. She's probably a rimmer. Humph maybe a speed freak. Or a chicken queen. Or a shrimp freak. It could be a narc. Yeah, or maybe a beatnik. Or a junkie. Yes, or an acid head. Or a spade? Or just a gigolo. Or just a flower child. Yeah...shit kicker. Or a red. Yeah, or a glamour girl. Yeah maybe just some pollack. Or a war monger. Yeah, or an S & M queen. Oh, it's just a teenager. Yeah, maybe it's one of those Hell's Angels. You think it's a baby butch? It could be a fag hag. Or maybe it's a B-girl. Yeah, or a closet queen. A hair hopper. Yeah, maybe a movie star. Well, she's a drop out of some sort. Yeah, what is that word? A...a...dingleberry. Or a draft dodger. Yeah, or maybe just a runaway. Or some sort of, you know, peacenik. Yeah, or a hooker. Or she's one of those yippies. Mmm, maybe it's one of those jet setters. Well, I'll bet it's just a whore. Yeah, or maybe a dinge queen. Rimmer. Yeah, a size queen. And a hustler. Oh, she makes me sick. Whore.-written by John Waters for the movie Multiple Maniacs
Haahahahah No really though. I've had an interesting life. Lots of stories. I am going to write a book one day. Born in Southern California, lived in the vally till I was 10. Moved 14 hours north to Humboldt County, CA. Then shipped off to Southern Illinois and ended up in Michigan. Michigan is my home now, I truly love it here. A lot of prayers and dreams have come true since I've lived here. But who knows where I could end up next. I pray and thank God everyday that its not 6ft under or blowing in the wind. Been through a lot I've got more to do and learn. Time goes by so fast I try hard not to hurry it a long.
I enjoy meeting new people and this myspace place has introduced me to a lot awesomely interesting people, reconnected me with old friends and opened my ears to lots of different music.
Hey Yule a Go-Go friends and fans, your hot and sexy Yule log is here to tell you to get your own copy of Yule a Go-Go as that one last amazing gift you've been looking for!
If you don't already know, Yule a Go-Go features big names in the New York burlesque scene including Angie Pontani, Gal Friday, Little Brooklyn and more dancing to groovy go-go-tastic versions of such holiday classics as "We Wish You A Merry Christmas," "Good King Wenceslas," and "Jingle Bells." Just imagine your big flatscreen TV filled these gorgeous dancers and that sexy hunk of a Yule log (yours truly) all the while igniting your holidays!!
Hey guys!!!! This party (show) really will have no equal! So if you've never seen THE CHRISTINA CHRISS BAND (or if you have) what could be better than NEW YEARS DAY at THE BULLFROG in Redford w/ GIRLS GONE WILD, Stellar Drive & Severance! This show will be packed out (as there is nothin' else goin' on Jan.1st). We are doin' it up Industry party style for everyone who had to work on New Years Eve! There will be special deals for waitress, bands, DJ's, bouncers, bartenders, club owners...ect. Let us know what you think about this idea! Plus don't forget that GIRLS GONE WILD will be there with a full camera crew!! We love you guys. Party starts at 8pm!! see you there!!
hey, just stopping by to say hi - hope you're doing well.
I've got my new single 'Dancing On The Kitchen Tiles" on my page at the moment, as well as a couple of new live videos. I'd love to know what you think.
Just spreading some love your way - Thanks and enjoy the Christmas season! PS: the song Feel Good, should make you feel good! :o) Kevin
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